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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Be born rich.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

win the lottery

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Have a rich Dad, or marry well

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Don’t be a lazy bastard

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Finish what you started

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't get caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what the f@@k you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If a jobs worth doing, it’s worth doing well, or if not, bodge it and hope no one notices.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Don't get caught"

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe to achieve.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

It’s not someone else’s fault your life is shit (in most cases)

It’s all down to you to go out and get what you want. So what’s stopping you?

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Always have a back up anecdote. Hold it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under promise and over deliver

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always have a back up anecdote. Hold it. "

It was already like this when I arrived !

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Fake it til you make it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Under promise and over deliver"

Sage advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Illegitimi non carborundum. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If at first you don’t succeed, never try again.

Homer Simpson

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Do what the f@@k you like"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Care less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy bullet proof condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strive for perfection, never give up.

Works very well for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Study hard, work hard, study some more and always treat a negative as a positive (unless you want to be an electrician).

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

If something's not going well, just give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's making you miserable more than happy. Walk away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say life has been successful for me.

I'm going with "Don't die".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point "

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*"

All things must pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*"

You are so dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life life. No fucker gets out alive so regret nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*

You are so dark "

True though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*

You are so dark

True though."

I think you should develop a special line of anti-motivational posters for dreary offices. Like a picture of a dung beetle struggling in the desert with a ball of sand and underneath the words "sooner or later everything you've achieved will be scoured away to nothingness by the wind"

I'd buy one to brighten up my office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*

You are so dark

True though.

I think you should develop a special line of anti-motivational posters for dreary offices. Like a picture of a dung beetle struggling in the desert with a ball of sand and underneath the words "sooner or later everything you've achieved will be scoured away to nothingness by the wind"

I'd buy one to brighten up my office "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*

You are so dark

True though.

I think you should develop a special line of anti-motivational posters for dreary offices. Like a picture of a dung beetle struggling in the desert with a ball of sand and underneath the words "sooner or later everything you've achieved will be scoured away to nothingness by the wind"

I'd buy one to brighten up my office "

By the laws of entropy, everything you’ve achieved is ultimately futile and worthless.

That sort of thing ?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Remember, most hard work ultimately results in failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*

You are so dark

True though.

I think you should develop a special line of anti-motivational posters for dreary offices. Like a picture of a dung beetle struggling in the desert with a ball of sand and underneath the words "sooner or later everything you've achieved will be scoured away to nothingness by the wind"

I'd buy one to brighten up my office

Brilliant "

A close up of a guy's arm as he toys with his expensive cufflinks wearing an expensive suit with the caption "somebody else in this company is getting paid a fuck load more than you for doing a whole lot less"

I'm on a roll

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Be born rich."
It is better to be born lucky than rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be born rich."

And extremely good looking.

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be born rich. It is better to be born lucky than rich. "

You’re already lucky if you’re born rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*

You are so dark

True though.

I think you should develop a special line of anti-motivational posters for dreary offices. Like a picture of a dung beetle struggling in the desert with a ball of sand and underneath the words "sooner or later everything you've achieved will be scoured away to nothingness by the wind"

I'd buy one to brighten up my office "

Reverse psychology maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be born rich.

And extremely good looking.

C"

And healthy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*

You are so dark

True though.

I think you should develop a special line of anti-motivational posters for dreary offices. Like a picture of a dung beetle struggling in the desert with a ball of sand and underneath the words "sooner or later everything you've achieved will be scoured away to nothingness by the wind"

I'd buy one to brighten up my office

Reverse psychology maybe?

"

It’s better than those FB cliche quotes like ‘One life, live it.’

I’ll laze around on the sofa and scratch my balls if I want, plus how do you know there’s one life ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be born rich.

And extremely good looking.

C

And healthy."

With a big dick/ tits.

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*

You are so dark

True though.

I think you should develop a special line of anti-motivational posters for dreary offices. Like a picture of a dung beetle struggling in the desert with a ball of sand and underneath the words "sooner or later everything you've achieved will be scoured away to nothingness by the wind"

I'd buy one to brighten up my office

Reverse psychology maybe?

It’s better than those FB cliche quotes like ‘One life, live it.’

I’ll laze around on the sofa and scratch my balls if I want, plus how do you know there’s one life ?"

Proper Nathan Barley cunt stuff isn't it. What about those awful "family" phrases some people hang up in their houses "family is everything" written in massive pastel painted wooden letters in various cynically calculated "homely" typefaces filling a whole wall no doubt carved by industrial machinery operated by child slaves in some remote hell hole and purchased from some faceless multinational corporation. Fucking Nathan Barley the whole fucking lot of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get caught

This"

Those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk away from negativity.

Surround yourself with people you aspire to.

Believe in yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes the game everyone else is winning at simply isn't a game worth winning

or

Be you. Because that's the whole fucking point

We all die in the end.

*spoiler alert*

You are so dark

True though.

I think you should develop a special line of anti-motivational posters for dreary offices. Like a picture of a dung beetle struggling in the desert with a ball of sand and underneath the words "sooner or later everything you've achieved will be scoured away to nothingness by the wind"

I'd buy one to brighten up my office

Reverse psychology maybe?

It’s better than those FB cliche quotes like ‘One life, live it.’

I’ll laze around on the sofa and scratch my balls if I want, plus how do you know there’s one life ?

Proper Nathan Barley cunt stuff isn't it. What about those awful "family" phrases some people hang up in their houses "family is everything" written in massive pastel painted wooden letters in various cynically calculated "homely" typefaces filling a whole wall no doubt carved by industrial machinery operated by child slaves in some remote hell hole and purchased from some faceless multinational corporation. Fucking Nathan Barley the whole fucking lot of it "

Nathan Barley was genius. It's a shame they stopped it so soon.

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By *inny999Woman
over a year ago

blackburn

Live each day as if it were your last! Enjoy every moment! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Die Young, stay pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be born rich.

And extremely good looking.

C

And healthy.

With a big dick/ tits.

C"

How about small tits and a big dick?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walk away from negativity.

Surround yourself with people you aspire to.

Believe in yourself. "

And fuck the bitches

Twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you hang stuff out to dry well you can get away without ironing it. Also buy clothes you don't need to iron.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"Believe to achieve."

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"Walk away from negativity.

Surround yourself with people you aspire to.

Believe in yourself. "

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over a year ago


"If you hang stuff out to dry well you can get away without ironing it. Also buy clothes you don't need to iron. "

Any good cooking techniques?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you hang stuff out to dry well you can get away without ironing it. Also buy clothes you don't need to iron. "

That's what a tumble dryer is for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get someone else to do the chopping and just do the stirring in bits. It's all about the stirring and saves you from cutting yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get someone else to do the chopping and just do the stirring in bits. It's all about the stirring and saves you from cutting yourself "

What are your thoughts on a wife who is also a chef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She might want to do all the chopping bits herself since her partners chopping skills won't be as good? Winner winner x

My ex was an ex chef I did the stirring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you hang stuff out to dry well you can get away without ironing it. Also buy clothes you don't need to iron.

Any good cooking techniques? "

Treat mushrooms as a herb not a vegetable. Dice finely for maximum taste or large for texture. Or if it's freshly picked from the woods fry it in butter by itself and serve on a piece of toast. Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She might want to do all the chopping bits herself since her partners chopping skills won't be as good? Winner winner x

My ex was an ex chef I did the stirring "

Imagine I’m not in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's even better but eventually she may resent this? Do a bit of stirring and keep her happy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's even better but eventually she may resent this? Do a bit of stirring and keep her happy x "

What if I make the Sunday breakfast? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be born rich.

And extremely good looking.

C

And healthy.

With a big dick/ tits.

C"

Fuck that, i wouldn't want a baby born with a big dick or tits - it'd be a freak.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Have an attitude of gratitude...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's even better but eventually she may resent this? Do a bit of stirring and keep her happy x

What if I make the Sunday breakfast? X"

6 dinners for 1 breakfast is the best life hack on here so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody is born on purpose!

Nothing really matters!

Everybody dies!

Come watch TV with me!

And maybe touch my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's even better but eventually she may resent this? Do a bit of stirring and keep her happy x

What if I make the Sunday breakfast? X

6 dinners for 1 breakfast is the best life hack on here so far. "

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