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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The two men accused of the novichoc poisoning claim they visited Shrewsbury to visit the cathedral . You couldn’t make up this shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they’re definitely innocent if they were in Shrewsbury! But yeah, I hear ya! Laughable isn’t it really?

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

If that’s the case... not very good assassins as they were in the wrong city.....

They should have been in Salisbury....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the Daily Mash said today, we are no longer sure whether the evening news is satire or reality

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

It's a real coup for the marketing team at the local tourist board

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

They should have came the weekend of the Shrewsbury Folk Festival, they would have loved the Morris dancers.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"If that’s the case... not very good assassins as they were in the wrong city.....

They should have been in Salisbury....

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Lol ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncle Putin said the two men are civilians not criminals.. how did they get Novochock then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well they’re definitely innocent if they were in Shrewsbury! But yeah, I hear ya! Laughable isn’t it really? "

Lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It's just Putin taking the piss that's all, having a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s laughable really, Britain was freezing and they came to visit Stonehenge but it was inaccessible so they visited the cathedral then 24hrs later they were on a plane back to Moscow! Doesn’t get any better!

You couldn’t write yourself a better alibi, yet no charges as yet I don’t think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s laughable really, Britain was freezing and they came to visit Stonehenge but it was inaccessible so they visited the cathedral then 24hrs later they were on a plane back to Moscow! Doesn’t get any better!

You couldn’t write yourself a better alibi, yet no charges as yet I don’t think "

Police says they have enough evidence to charge them but Uncle Putin said he has them so I guess we will never see them again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s laughable really, Britain was freezing and they came to visit Stonehenge but it was inaccessible so they visited the cathedral then 24hrs later they were on a plane back to Moscow! Doesn’t get any better!

You couldn’t write yourself a better alibi, yet no charges as yet I don’t think

Police says they have enough evidence to charge them but Uncle Putin said he has them so I guess we will never see them again"

They will walk, even though the substance was traced at their hotel room.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

..they're Not very good at there "job" allegedly tasked with killing Mr skirpal..failed..

As a spy / international assassin I'd guess you'd need a degree of anonymity yet they're on CCTV and pictures across the world's media..

Given their degree of incompetence I'm more inclined to think they are tourists than state sponsored assassins, they're definitely not in the running to be the new James Bond

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" ..they're Not very good at there "job" allegedly tasked with killing Mr skirpal..failed..

As a spy / international assassin I'd guess you'd need a degree of anonymity yet they're on CCTV and pictures across the world's media..

Given their degree of incompetence I'm more inclined to think they are tourists than state sponsored assassins, they're definitely not in the running to be the new James Bond "

But they will still walk!! All politics

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


" ..they're Not very good at there "job" allegedly tasked with killing Mr skirpal..failed..

As a spy / international assassin I'd guess you'd need a degree of anonymity yet they're on CCTV and pictures across the world's media..

Given their degree of incompetence I'm more inclined to think they are tourists than state sponsored assassins, they're definitely not in the running to be the new James Bond

But they will still walk!! All politics "

They'll probably end up in the Russian parliament!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The two men accused of the novichoc poisoning claim they visited Shrewsbury to visit the cathedral . You couldn’t make up this shit. "

It's a crap cathedral in all honesty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The two men accused of the novichoc poisoning claim they visited Shrewsbury to visit the cathedral . You couldn’t make up this shit.

It's a crap cathedral in all honesty. "

It’s a crap alibi

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By *rego69Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I think this is the Russian State sending a warning to other dissidents world wide.

At the same time have a swipe at Britain who are let’s face it powerless.

I would hate to look like them if I was a sports nutritionist not a great advert.

Why stay in London if you admire such an erection. Surely being in sight of the giant phallus would be wonderful. 123 metres I won’t forget that now !

Still now we know the Diplomatic Bag was used to bring in the perfume bottle! Just in case two guys sharing a room in Bow might be thought effeminate.

Salisbury was so shit they went home after two short visits cos it was slushy. From Russia. Sports nutritionists. It’s like a Two Ronnie’s sketch.

Interviewer and interviewee on BBC World news could barely keep a straight face.

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By *rego69Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Bloody hell. We now have Cathedral envy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they were so fascinated by the cathedral then why didn’t they take any selfies?

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"The two men accused of the novichoc poisoning claim they visited Shrewsbury to visit the cathedral . You couldn’t make up this shit.

It's a crap cathedral in all honesty. "

They probably already saw Salisbury Cathedral, that why they went to Shrewsbury.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think they had a meet off here, got cold feet and this was their excuse ?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Do you think they had a meet off here, got cold feet and this was their excuse ? "

Oh bugger our truth is out

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"Do you think they had a meet off here, got cold feet and this was their excuse ?

Oh bugger our truth is out "

I see where this is going.. blame the single guy(s) again.. it's a conspiracy I tell you..

Regards

V.Putin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think they had a meet off here, got cold feet and this was their excuse ?

Oh bugger our truth is out

I see where this is going.. blame the single guy(s) again.. it's a conspiracy I tell you..

Regards

V.Putin. "

Dearest V.P.

We need some distractions from Brexit chaos

Single men may be our next

If that doesn't work, we'll up it to 'married'

Last chance saloon is fab straight or straight but meets TV's

Yours

The Rt. Hon. T. May MP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think this is the Russian State sending a warning to other dissidents world wide.

At the same time have a swipe at Britain who are let’s face it powerless.

I would hate to look like them if I was a sports nutritionist not a great advert.

Why stay in London if you admire such an erection. Surely being in sight of the giant phallus would be wonderful. 123 metres I won’t forget that now !

Still now we know the Diplomatic Bag was used to bring in the perfume bottle! Just in case two guys sharing a room in Bow might be thought effeminate.

Salisbury was so shit they went home after two short visits cos it was slushy. From Russia. Sports nutritionists. It’s like a Two Ronnie’s sketch.

Interviewer and interviewee on BBC World news could barely keep a straight face. "

I agree , I was laughing at the sheer silliness of it! Yet it isn’t ! It’s about a Russian assassination (we know this because of the chemical used) yet they are laughing in the face of our uk intelligence, well Putin is.

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By *urved HunnyWoman
over a year ago

Essex

So this is the best Russia can do.... Utterly laughable

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"I think this is the Russian State sending a warning to other dissidents world wide.

At the same time have a swipe at Britain who are let’s face it powerless.

I would hate to look like them if I was a sports nutritionist not a great advert.

Why stay in London if you admire such an erection. Surely being in sight of the giant phallus would be wonderful. 123 metres I won’t forget that now !

Still now we know the Diplomatic Bag was used to bring in the perfume bottle! Just in case two guys sharing a room in Bow might be thought effeminate.

Salisbury was so shit they went home after two short visits cos it was slushy. From Russia. Sports nutritionists. It’s like a Two Ronnie’s sketch.

Interviewer and interviewee on BBC World news could barely keep a straight face.

I agree , I was laughing at the sheer silliness of it! Yet it isn’t ! It’s about a Russian assassination (we know this because of the chemical used) yet they are laughing in the face of our uk intelligence, well Putin is. "

Have you read the Buzzfeed articles on the other possible assassinations? It's well worth a read

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Caught those fucking Morris dancers on top of my Marina car once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So this is the best Russia can do.... Utterly laughable"

The best ! I doubt that truly, as our government are proving! They can play with the uk and not get touched and other countries that won’t play ball with their procedures.

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