FabSwingers.com forum: Things I've learnt this morning....

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cats like marmite.

Over to you.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Chickens eat blueberries

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

No one's free on your day off

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Belfast is further north than York

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You don't have to have a rear window wiper arm to pass an MOT

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

That unique ticket windows for Ashes tickets are not very unique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've learnt that it may be time for a bit of a forum break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our stop cock is leaking.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

My mug at work has gone missing ...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Chickens eat blueberries "

Does it make them lay blue eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate doing the washing

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"No one's free on your day off

Or they say they are, then arse around that much you've lost the will to live.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Chickens eat blueberries

Does it make them lay blue eggs?"

To early to tell, ill watch out for any

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Belfast is further north than York "

Geography was never my strong point either

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Nothing so far...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Nothing so far..."

There's still time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When fat people fall they kind of bounce x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the club sandwich is so called because it's Chicken and Lettuce Under Bacon. ! Who knew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats like marmite."

Try them with Horlicks too, mine used to go mad for that and marmite : )

"Over to you."

I learned how to build a software de-esser

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"When fat people fall they kind of bounce x"

If it's down the stairs it's easily mistaken for the start of Eastenders

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Cats like marmite.

Over to you."

You wont believe me but i only learned this morning that cats also like marmite...

Its always usefull to know.

Maybe its a case of either they love it or they hate it.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I hate doing the washing "

Did you like doing the washing before this morning?

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

A husky and an angry swan is not a good combination x

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

[Removed by poster at 13/09/18 12:10:14]

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I’ve learned that someone’s up to their old tricks again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When fat people fall they kind of bounce x"

Hope you didn't hurt yourself too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats like marmite.

Over to you."
water is wet

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"I’ve learned that someone’s up to their old tricks again.

Not one person is going to fall for it then and ask who??

Paul Daniels!

Oh well, it was worth a try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve learned that someone’s up to their old tricks again.

Not one person is going to fall for it then and ask who??

Paul Daniels!

Oh well, it was worth a try!

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is he still alive if so that's his best trick yet

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When fat people fall they kind of bounce x

If it's down the stairs it's easily mistaken for the start of Eastenders"

That made me laugh out loud (but I probably wouldn't while bouncing down stairs!)

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A husky and an angry swan is not a good combination x "

No, not my first choice for a threesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When fat people fall they kind of bounce x

If it's down the stairs it's easily mistaken for the start of Eastenders

That made me laugh out loud (but I probably wouldn't while bouncing down stairs!)"
da da da da da da da

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By *attooed gentMan
over a year ago

anywhere everywhere

I enjoy writing fantasy stories that pop into my head with random ideas

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cats like marmite.

Try them with Horlicks too, mine used to go mad for that and marmite : )

Over to you.

I learned how to build a software de-esser

Blimey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I hate cleaning but also hate a messy house so still end up doing it everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt learn this today but it was confirmed that I work with some utter bell ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our stop cock is leaking."

Just nip up your packing gland

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

That you can get a new printer for barely more than a full set of inks! Doesn't seem right?

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

The OP has gorgeous looking breasts

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I’m getting old.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

That they still do the "Knightmare" tv game show from my childhood as a stage show!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To take fab with a large pinch of salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing mot’s are dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To take fab with a large pinch of salt

You only learnt that this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To take fab with a large pinch of salt

You only learnt that this morning?

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I learnt some women are scarey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv learnt that foreign lorry drivers think its acceptable to piss at the side of thier trucks in Beaconsfield services

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

That u can never find a meet when ur seriously horny haha. Its like only the timewasters message.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"To take fab with a large pinch of salt

You only learnt that this morning?

I learnt some women are scarey "

I'm a pussycat....

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

That occasionally someone will look at my profile!

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

That I'm 1 year older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonfires are hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A husky and an angry swan is not a good combination x

No, not my first choice for a threesome."

I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that, I'd be tipping it out of the keyboard otherwise!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"That you can get a new printer for barely more than a full set of inks! Doesn't seem right?"

Yes but its a trade-off. The cheaper the printer the more expensive the cartridges.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"That I'm 1 year older

Ah happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirrels think my house has an open door policy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to wallpaper round a corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It either rain or go dark befor tomorrow.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I spend too much time perving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the Universe is 13.7 billion years old.

Happy birthday!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

[Removed by poster at 13/09/18 16:25:30]

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Bloody squirrels, coming over here, taking our jobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody squirrels, coming over here, taking our jobs!"
Yes and they go for my nuts which are meant for tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even the vanilla world lets you down for social meets

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight men like sucking cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my clients know people I knew from my past

Makes me wonder how many on fab know people I used to hang around with

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The Vitelotte is a purple potato. Purple mash anyone?

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