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"Things I don't understand about Facebook.... 1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....fucking stop it. You all need a donkey punch. 2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners or be two inches thick.... 3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks.... 4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow the fuck up... 5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi and that was probably because she was tanked off her tits on WDK and Jagermister slammers.... 6) "New hair" posts...it’s not fucking new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a minging tool. 7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like beer and pizza thanks! Fuck off!! 8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you fucking cabbage!!! 9) THIS!!!! ………………….Status: "completely devastated" What's up babe? U ok Hun? What's happened? "I've inboxed you...." You knob....that’s all. 10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking wasters. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for cock, inbox me". 11) People liking their own posts, WHAT? Afraid that if you don’t nobody else will or are you desperately trying to highlight your own vacuous vapid limp post you oxygen thief 12) People that post long videos to your timeline. I have to say goodbye to my mobile data to watch a video someone else thought I’d find amusing. For the record, they were wrong (and now I’m low on data). Cockwombles! 13) Being added to a group on Facebook without your permission. Because we don’t get enough of that with fucking Whatsapp do we? Just bloody stop it, don’t add me to something you feel strongly about (and wrongly assume I will too). As hard as it may be for your Neanderthal porridge brain to grasp but I can make my own informed choices about FB groups. Lezzer Vegans Against Trump or Handicapped Kittens Hate Scary Cucumbers may not be my first post of call! 14) Fake introverts. (aka spunktrumpets) People that post updates regularly on how proud they are to be antisocial but make every one of their posts public. Telling people how you don’t like people (every few sodding hours) while on social media is a little fucking ironic don’t you think, and don’t you dare like it as well! 15) Random friend requests. Enough already, especially from people whom you’ve never met, never seen, never spoken to, but share one mutual friend with. Threw a party once, invited all my friends thinking as friends they would all get on with each other, it was carnage, a social fuck bucket of a faux par, do not think I will like you because we share one vaguely familiar distant friend, go outside, get a real one you loser! 16) Grammer Natzi’s, phuck u! 17) Miserable expats. When someone has emigrated but finds the time to post links to every bit of negative news they can find happening in the country they left. And then tag numerous people still living in the country with “have you SEEN this”. Yes I fucking have and probably way before you, you left, suck it up buttercup and fuck off! 18) Brexit bemoaners, we voted, you lost, shut the fuck up, incidentally, Britain will grow faster than any other major advanced economy over the next three decades as the EU’s share of global output diminishes, according to all major experts, stick that in your doom mongering, we are all going to hell in a shit sack, woe is us pipe and smoke it. 19) Kittens, just go do one! 20) Fuckwits and tosspots who complain about FB on FUCKING FB! Oxymoron" Just deleting my friend request to you now  | |||
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"Things I don't understand about Facebook.... 1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....fucking stop it. You all need a donkey punch. 2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners or be two inches thick.... 3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks.... 4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow the fuck up... 5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi and that was probably because she was tanked off her tits on WDK and Jagermister slammers.... 6) "New hair" posts...it’s not fucking new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a minging tool. 7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like beer and pizza thanks! Fuck off!! 8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you fucking cabbage!!! 9) THIS!!!! ………………….Status: "completely devastated" What's up babe? U ok Hun? What's happened? "I've inboxed you...." You knob....that’s all. 10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking wasters. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for cock, inbox me". 11) People liking their own posts, WHAT? Afraid that if you don’t nobody else will or are you desperately trying to highlight your own vacuous vapid limp post you oxygen thief 12) People that post long videos to your timeline. I have to say goodbye to my mobile data to watch a video someone else thought I’d find amusing. For the record, they were wrong (and now I’m low on data). Cockwombles! 13) Being added to a group on Facebook without your permission. Because we don’t get enough of that with fucking Whatsapp do we? Just bloody stop it, don’t add me to something you feel strongly about (and wrongly assume I will too). As hard as it may be for your Neanderthal porridge brain to grasp but I can make my own informed choices about FB groups. Lezzer Vegans Against Trump or Handicapped Kittens Hate Scary Cucumbers may not be my first post of call! 14) Fake introverts. (aka spunktrumpets) People that post updates regularly on how proud they are to be antisocial but make every one of their posts public. Telling people how you don’t like people (every few sodding hours) while on social media is a little fucking ironic don’t you think, and don’t you dare like it as well! 15) Random friend requests. Enough already, especially from people whom you’ve never met, never seen, never spoken to, but share one mutual friend with. Threw a party once, invited all my friends thinking as friends they would all get on with each other, it was carnage, a social fuck bucket of a faux par, do not think I will like you because we share one vaguely familiar distant friend, go outside, get a real one you loser! 16) Grammer Natzi’s, phuck u! 17) Miserable expats. When someone has emigrated but finds the time to post links to every bit of negative news they can find happening in the country they left. And then tag numerous people still living in the country with “have you SEEN this”. Yes I fucking have and probably way before you, you left, suck it up buttercup and fuck off! 18) Brexit bemoaners, we voted, you lost, shut the fuck up, incidentally, Britain will grow faster than any other major advanced economy over the next three decades as the EU’s share of global output diminishes, according to all major experts, stick that in your doom mongering, we are all going to hell in a shit sack, woe is us pipe and smoke it. 19) Kittens, just go do one! 20) Fuckwits and tosspots who complain about FB on FUCKING FB! Oxymoron" Brilliant. Were is the high five emoji  | |||
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"Dog missing in New York . Shared Leeds . Wtf ? " Yeah they’re the best ! And kids that haven’t come home from school in 2 hrs ??? | |||
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"Things I don't understand about Facebook.... 1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....fucking stop it. You all need a donkey punch. 2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners or be two inches thick.... 3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks.... 4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow the fuck up... 5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi and that was probably because she was tanked off her tits on WDK and Jagermister slammers.... 6) "New hair" posts...it’s not fucking new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a minging tool. 7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like beer and pizza thanks! Fuck off!! 8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you fucking cabbage!!! 9) THIS!!!! ………………….Status: "completely devastated" What's up babe? U ok Hun? What's happened? "I've inboxed you...." You knob....that’s all. 10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking wasters. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for cock, inbox me". 11) People liking their own posts, WHAT? Afraid that if you don’t nobody else will or are you desperately trying to highlight your own vacuous vapid limp post you oxygen thief 12) People that post long videos to your timeline. I have to say goodbye to my mobile data to watch a video someone else thought I’d find amusing. For the record, they were wrong (and now I’m low on data). Cockwombles! 13) Being added to a group on Facebook without your permission. Because we don’t get enough of that with fucking Whatsapp do we? Just bloody stop it, don’t add me to something you feel strongly about (and wrongly assume I will too). As hard as it may be for your Neanderthal porridge brain to grasp but I can make my own informed choices about FB groups. Lezzer Vegans Against Trump or Handicapped Kittens Hate Scary Cucumbers may not be my first post of call! 14) Fake introverts. (aka spunktrumpets) People that post updates regularly on how proud they are to be antisocial but make every one of their posts public. Telling people how you don’t like people (every few sodding hours) while on social media is a little fucking ironic don’t you think, and don’t you dare like it as well! 15) Random friend requests. Enough already, especially from people whom you’ve never met, never seen, never spoken to, but share one mutual friend with. Threw a party once, invited all my friends thinking as friends they would all get on with each other, it was carnage, a social fuck bucket of a faux par, do not think I will like you because we share one vaguely familiar distant friend, go outside, get a real one you loser! 16) Grammer Natzi’s, phuck u! 17) Miserable expats. When someone has emigrated but finds the time to post links to every bit of negative news they can find happening in the country they left. And then tag numerous people still living in the country with “have you SEEN this”. Yes I fucking have and probably way before you, you left, suck it up buttercup and fuck off! 18) Brexit bemoaners, we voted, you lost, shut the fuck up, incidentally, Britain will grow faster than any other major advanced economy over the next three decades as the EU’s share of global output diminishes, according to all major experts, stick that in your doom mongering, we are all going to hell in a shit sack, woe is us pipe and smoke it. 19) Kittens, just go do one! 20) Fuckwits and tosspots who complain about FB on FUCKING FB! Oxymoron" All of these happen on here too  | |||
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"Dog missing in New York . Shared Leeds . Wtf ? " And turns out the dog was found 3 yrs ago | |||
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"Things I don't understand about Facebook.... 1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....fucking stop it. You all need a donkey punch. 2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners or be two inches thick.... 3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks.... 4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow the fuck up... 5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi and that was probably because she was tanked off her tits on WDK and Jagermister slammers.... 6) "New hair" posts...it’s not fucking new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a minging tool. 7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like beer and pizza thanks! Fuck off!! 8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you fucking cabbage!!! 9) THIS!!!! ………………….Status: "completely devastated" What's up babe? U ok Hun? What's happened? "I've inboxed you...." You knob....that’s all. 10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking wasters. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for cock, inbox me". 11) People liking their own posts, WHAT? Afraid that if you don’t nobody else will or are you desperately trying to highlight your own vacuous vapid limp post you oxygen thief 12) People that post long videos to your timeline. I have to say goodbye to my mobile data to watch a video someone else thought I’d find amusing. For the record, they were wrong (and now I’m low on data). Cockwombles! 13) Being added to a group on Facebook without your permission. Because we don’t get enough of that with fucking Whatsapp do we? Just bloody stop it, don’t add me to something you feel strongly about (and wrongly assume I will too). As hard as it may be for your Neanderthal porridge brain to grasp but I can make my own informed choices about FB groups. Lezzer Vegans Against Trump or Handicapped Kittens Hate Scary Cucumbers may not be my first post of call! 14) Fake introverts. (aka spunktrumpets) People that post updates regularly on how proud they are to be antisocial but make every one of their posts public. Telling people how you don’t like people (every few sodding hours) while on social media is a little fucking ironic don’t you think, and don’t you dare like it as well! 15) Random friend requests. Enough already, especially from people whom you’ve never met, never seen, never spoken to, but share one mutual friend with. Threw a party once, invited all my friends thinking as friends they would all get on with each other, it was carnage, a social fuck bucket of a faux par, do not think I will like you because we share one vaguely familiar distant friend, go outside, get a real one you loser! 16) Grammer Natzi’s, phuck u! 17) Miserable expats. When someone has emigrated but finds the time to post links to every bit of negative news they can find happening in the country they left. And then tag numerous people still living in the country with “have you SEEN this”. Yes I fucking have and probably way before you, you left, suck it up buttercup and fuck off! 18) Brexit bemoaners, we voted, you lost, shut the fuck up, incidentally, Britain will grow faster than any other major advanced economy over the next three decades as the EU’s share of global output diminishes, according to all major experts, stick that in your doom mongering, we are all going to hell in a shit sack, woe is us pipe and smoke it. 19) Kittens, just go do one! 20) Fuckwits and tosspots who complain about FB on FUCKING FB! Oxymoron" Haha. All of them but 3 and 9 in particularly!!! | |||
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"Things I don't understand about Facebook.... 1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....fucking stop it. You all need a donkey punch. 2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners or be two inches thick.... 3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks.... 4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow the fuck up... 5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi and that was probably because she was tanked off her tits on WDK and Jagermister slammers.... 6) "New hair" posts...it’s not fucking new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a minging tool. 7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like beer and pizza thanks! Fuck off!! 8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you fucking cabbage!!! 9) THIS!!!! ………………….Status: "completely devastated" What's up babe? U ok Hun? What's happened? "I've inboxed you...." You knob....that’s all. 10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking wasters. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for cock, inbox me". 11) People liking their own posts, WHAT? Afraid that if you don’t nobody else will or are you desperately trying to highlight your own vacuous vapid limp post you oxygen thief 12) People that post long videos to your timeline. I have to say goodbye to my mobile data to watch a video someone else thought I’d find amusing. For the record, they were wrong (and now I’m low on data). Cockwombles! 13) Being added to a group on Facebook without your permission. Because we don’t get enough of that with fucking Whatsapp do we? Just bloody stop it, don’t add me to something you feel strongly about (and wrongly assume I will too). As hard as it may be for your Neanderthal porridge brain to grasp but I can make my own informed choices about FB groups. Lezzer Vegans Against Trump or Handicapped Kittens Hate Scary Cucumbers may not be my first post of call! 14) Fake introverts. (aka spunktrumpets) People that post updates regularly on how proud they are to be antisocial but make every one of their posts public. Telling people how you don’t like people (every few sodding hours) while on social media is a little fucking ironic don’t you think, and don’t you dare like it as well! 15) Random friend requests. Enough already, especially from people whom you’ve never met, never seen, never spoken to, but share one mutual friend with. Threw a party once, invited all my friends thinking as friends they would all get on with each other, it was carnage, a social fuck bucket of a faux par, do not think I will like you because we share one vaguely familiar distant friend, go outside, get a real one you loser! 16) Grammer Natzi’s, phuck u! 17) Miserable expats. When someone has emigrated but finds the time to post links to every bit of negative news they can find happening in the country they left. And then tag numerous people still living in the country with “have you SEEN this”. Yes I fucking have and probably way before you, you left, suck it up buttercup and fuck off! 18) Brexit bemoaners, we voted, you lost, shut the fuck up, incidentally, Britain will grow faster than any other major advanced economy over the next three decades as the EU’s share of global output diminishes, according to all major experts, stick that in your doom mongering, we are all going to hell in a shit sack, woe is us pipe and smoke it. 19) Kittens, just go do one! 20) Fuckwits and tosspots who complain about FB on FUCKING FB! Oxymoron Haha. All of them but 3 and 9 in particularly!!!" And 21. Checking in at the hospital ! | |||
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"Things I don't understand about Facebook.... 1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....fucking stop it. You all need a donkey punch. 2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners or be two inches thick.... 3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks.... 4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow the fuck up... 5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi and that was probably because she was tanked off her tits on WDK and Jagermister slammers.... 6) "New hair" posts...it’s not fucking new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a minging tool. 7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like beer and pizza thanks! Fuck off!! 8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you fucking cabbage!!! 9) THIS!!!! ………………….Status: "completely devastated" What's up babe? U ok Hun? What's happened? "I've inboxed you...." You knob....that’s all. 10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking wasters. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for cock, inbox me". 11) People liking their own posts, WHAT? Afraid that if you don’t nobody else will or are you desperately trying to highlight your own vacuous vapid limp post you oxygen thief 12) People that post long videos to your timeline. I have to say goodbye to my mobile data to watch a video someone else thought I’d find amusing. For the record, they were wrong (and now I’m low on data). Cockwombles! 13) Being added to a group on Facebook without your permission. Because we don’t get enough of that with fucking Whatsapp do we? Just bloody stop it, don’t add me to something you feel strongly about (and wrongly assume I will too). As hard as it may be for your Neanderthal porridge brain to grasp but I can make my own informed choices about FB groups. Lezzer Vegans Against Trump or Handicapped Kittens Hate Scary Cucumbers may not be my first post of call! 14) Fake introverts. (aka spunktrumpets) People that post updates regularly on how proud they are to be antisocial but make every one of their posts public. Telling people how you don’t like people (every few sodding hours) while on social media is a little fucking ironic don’t you think, and don’t you dare like it as well! 15) Random friend requests. Enough already, especially from people whom you’ve never met, never seen, never spoken to, but share one mutual friend with. Threw a party once, invited all my friends thinking as friends they would all get on with each other, it was carnage, a social fuck bucket of a faux par, do not think I will like you because we share one vaguely familiar distant friend, go outside, get a real one you loser! 16) Grammer Natzi’s, phuck u! 17) Miserable expats. When someone has emigrated but finds the time to post links to every bit of negative news they can find happening in the country they left. And then tag numerous people still living in the country with “have you SEEN this”. Yes I fucking have and probably way before you, you left, suck it up buttercup and fuck off! 18) Brexit bemoaners, we voted, you lost, shut the fuck up, incidentally, Britain will grow faster than any other major advanced economy over the next three decades as the EU’s share of global output diminishes, according to all major experts, stick that in your doom mongering, we are all going to hell in a shit sack, woe is us pipe and smoke it. 19) Kittens, just go do one! 20) Fuckwits and tosspots who complain about FB on FUCKING FB! Oxymoron" Probably my favourite forum post ever!! It was, for all the reasons above and more, that i deleted my account over a month ago... and I don't miss it either.. not one teeny tiny bit | |||
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"My Facebook account is currently deactivated ... It was getting right on my tits with the bullshit listed and pics of the little darlings in school uniforms "It was the pics of the queues outside the uniform shops that fucked me off | |||
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"My Facebook account is currently deactivated ... It was getting right on my tits with the bullshit listed and pics of the little darlings in school uniforms
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"Dog missing in New York . Shared Leeds . Wtf ? " My friend shared a dog found post yesterday... Even I thought it was mine. Till I checked to original poster. Missouri! | |||
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" It's like anything, just use it as you want. I use it for sports and keeping in touch...the rest I just skim or unfollow. No big deal and no drama." Thats the thing with fab its full of drama.. | |||
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Also dont have fb due to stuff like this hahahha | |||
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"U ok Hun? Inbox me..." i don’t wanna talk about it ffs | |||
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