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By *lenderfox OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Some appreciation for those of us that need to eat a cake or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake doesn't work. I've tried.

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By *lenderfox OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried."

Cheese doesn't seem to either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U can have some of mine I’m a curvy lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried."

But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.

But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next "

Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Some appreciation for those of us that need to eat a cake or two "

You need a double helping of patty and chips

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

At your service. Keep your cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea what my body type would even be classed as?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.

But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next

Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?"

Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.

But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next

Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?

Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50? "

Give over, Live a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.

But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next

Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?

Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50?

Give over, Live a little. "

You're like a bewitchingly beautiful siren luring me onto the rocks I know you're just after my money, fatten me up, bump me off, then live off my riches.

...now about those "riches"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dad gut. Sorry but I just can't refuse cake but can refuse going to the gym.

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By *lenderfox OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I nearly always refuse cake

Anything savoury is my weakness...

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Rarely eat cake x

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By *ber7Man
over a year ago

visiting

I make the cakes...but friends eat them for me! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried."

Looking at your pics (Fondant Fancies) I think you’ve been eating it wrong

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried."

You’re supposed to eat the French Fancies, not wear them!!! xx

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By *ottie 13Woman
over a year ago

Happy go lucky

I'm more than happy to share next time I see you I've got plenty to go round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.

But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next

Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?

Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50?

Give over, Live a little.

You're like a bewitchingly beautiful siren luring me onto the rocks I know you're just after my money, fatten me up, bump me off, then live off my riches.

...now about those "riches" "

Only if the rocks are actually Mr Kiplings.

Busted you totally got me, tho I'm not after your money or your riches but that ACME portable hole.

I'll trade you a game of patty cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.

You’re supposed to eat the French Fancies, not wear them!!! xx"

I ate them after, I have hypermobility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A much nicer word than skinny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.

But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next

Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?

Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50?

Give over, Live a little.

You're like a bewitchingly beautiful siren luring me onto the rocks I know you're just after my money, fatten me up, bump me off, then live off my riches.

...now about those "riches"

Only if the rocks are actually Mr Kiplings.

Busted you totally got me, tho I'm not after your money or your riches but that ACME portable hole.

I'll trade you a game of patty cake "

ACME portable holes and patty cake? Dear woman you're clearly delirious with a lack of cake

Let me administer. You're past the point where direct ingestion is safe. Instead I'll be needing to smother it liberally over your naked body. Should I reach for the standard sponge or will we be needing the roulade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A much nicer word than skinny "

"Skinny" for me denotes being just a bit too thin. "Slender" is just a bit too wonderful imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.

But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next

Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?

Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50?

Give over, Live a little.

You're like a bewitchingly beautiful siren luring me onto the rocks I know you're just after my money, fatten me up, bump me off, then live off my riches.

...now about those "riches"

Only if the rocks are actually Mr Kiplings.

Busted you totally got me, tho I'm not after your money or your riches but that ACME portable hole.

I'll trade you a game of patty cake

ACME portable holes and patty cake? Dear woman you're clearly delirious with a lack of cake

Let me administer. You're past the point where direct ingestion is safe. Instead I'll be needing to smother it liberally over your naked body. Should I reach for the standard sponge or will we be needing the roulade? "

As long as you dont get you roulade mixed up with your roulette, we'll be alright. There's only one sort of bang I'm hoping for tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A much nicer word than skinny

"Skinny" for me denotes being just a bit too thin. "Slender" is just a bit too wonderful imo "

Agreed

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

I'd love to be heavier

Can't put weight on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone confirm if i need to eat more jaffa cakes or am i ok as is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines deffo not slender

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By *lenderfox OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"A much nicer word than skinny "

It roles off the tongue better

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