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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have bought my FIRST rabbit

a BIG purple bugger it is too.

got no batteries yet so not tried it...

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

going to change my user name to ever-ready lol and lease myself out as a recharger

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Blimey peaches you took your time

once you get the batteries we'll see you back in the forums in a few weeks when its broken and battered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have bought my FIRST rabbit

a BIG purple bugger it is too.

got no batteries yet so not tried it...

"

Buy the batteries and some spares and see you back here in October

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well.....

i always had this picture in me mind that if anything happened and family had to come in and get stuff for me etc.....

They would find it.

which is why i kept putting it off.

lmao

i did have a vibe from the pound shop once but everytime i used it , the old fella up the rd kept throwing himself on the floor ..

He thought the german fokkers were flying over.

ok so it was loud

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Those rabbits are survivors you know!!!

I had a house fire, the rabbit was under the pillow, the bed burned and all that happened to the poor rabbit was his ears melted.

Firemen were lovely and gently placed him on the shelf for me to find when i went back to do the clean up

Of which i didnt know that they had invited all the other firemen to go in and have a look til AFTER i took booze and mincepies down to the station as a thank you - no wonder they all waved out the window!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those rabbits are survivors you know!!!

I had a house fire, the rabbit was under the pillow, the bed burned and all that happened to the poor rabbit was his ears melted.

Firemen were lovely and gently placed him on the shelf for me to find when i went back to do the clean up

Of which i didnt know that they had invited all the other firemen to go in and have a look til AFTER i took booze and mincepies down to the station as a thank you - no wonder they all waved out the window!!!

lol"
waved what debz ?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Those rabbits are survivors you know!!!

I had a house fire, the rabbit was under the pillow, the bed burned and all that happened to the poor rabbit was his ears melted.

Firemen were lovely and gently placed him on the shelf for me to find when i went back to do the clean up

Of which i didnt know that they had invited all the other firemen to go in and have a look til AFTER i took booze and mincepies down to the station as a thank you - no wonder they all waved out the window!!!

lolwaved what debz ? "

well i didnt need the rabbit for a while!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those rabbits are survivors you know!!!

I had a house fire, the rabbit was under the pillow, the bed burned and all that happened to the poor rabbit was his ears melted.

Firemen were lovely and gently placed him on the shelf for me to find when i went back to do the clean up

Of which i didnt know that they had invited all the other firemen to go in and have a look til AFTER i took booze and mincepies down to the station as a thank you - no wonder they all waved out the window!!!

lolwaved what debz ?

well i didnt need the rabbit for a while!!!!! "
not surprised ....with pics like that .....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Those rabbits are survivors you know!!!

I had a house fire, the rabbit was under the pillow, the bed burned and all that happened to the poor rabbit was his ears melted.

Firemen were lovely and gently placed him on the shelf for me to find when i went back to do the clean up

Of which i didnt know that they had invited all the other firemen to go in and have a look til AFTER i took booze and mincepies down to the station as a thank you - no wonder they all waved out the window!!!

lolwaved what debz ?

well i didnt need the rabbit for a while!!!!! not surprised ....with pics like that ..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those rabbits are survivors you know!!!

I had a house fire, the rabbit was under the pillow, the bed burned and all that happened to the poor rabbit was his ears melted.

Firemen were lovely and gently placed him on the shelf for me to find when i went back to do the clean up

Of which i didnt know that they had invited all the other firemen to go in and have a look til AFTER i took booze and mincepies down to the station as a thank you - no wonder they all waved out the window!!!

lolwaved what debz ?

well i didnt need the rabbit for a while!!!!! not surprised ....with pics like that .....

"
gorgeous hun xxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Those rabbits are survivors you know!!!

I had a house fire, the rabbit was under the pillow, the bed burned and all that happened to the poor rabbit was his ears melted.

Firemen were lovely and gently placed him on the shelf for me to find when i went back to do the clean up

Of which i didnt know that they had invited all the other firemen to go in and have a look til AFTER i took booze and mincepies down to the station as a thank you - no wonder they all waved out the window!!!

lolwaved what debz ?

well i didnt need the rabbit for a while!!!!! not surprised ....with pics like that .....

gorgeous hun xxxx "

Thank you my lovely xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those rabbits are survivors you know!!!

I had a house fire, the rabbit was under the pillow, the bed burned and all that happened to the poor rabbit was his ears melted.

Firemen were lovely and gently placed him on the shelf for me to find when i went back to do the clean up

Of which i didnt know that they had invited all the other firemen to go in and have a look til AFTER i took booze and mincepies down to the station as a thank you - no wonder they all waved out the window!!!

lol"

The ears are the best bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in ????i actually had a rabbit nearly set fire to my bed .the battery pack came away and two wires shorted out and started smoking . luckily just BEFORE i was about to get down to it .could have been interesting explaining that one to the firemen ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join in ????i actually had a rabbit nearly set fire to my bed .the battery pack came away and two wires shorted out and started smoking . luckily just BEFORE i was about to get down to it .could have been interesting explaining that one to the firemen ??? "

Ive got nicorette patches for mine so it cant smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my wabbit although my ann summers clit kit is now lying redundant in the bedside drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very funny !!! IVE ben reading the forums for a few days u guys have great senses of humour ......

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

I have to say, my ex didn't like her rabbit, but then she was never big on penetration. Now, her bullet vibe, however, was the source of a lot of fun for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"very funny !!! IVE ben reading the forums for a few days u guys have great senses of humour ......"

Hehe come and join us then honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"very funny !!! IVE ben reading the forums for a few days u guys have great senses of humour ......

Hehe come and join us then honey "

Oh yeah doh silly me u already ave...welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks i will when i have the time!!!just hope i Can keep up ..the brain isnt what iT was !!!BTW ive just said goodbye to my first fireman !!!!...another first in this thread .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thanks i will when i have the time!!!just hope i Can keep up ..the brain isnt what iT was !!!BTW ive just said goodbye to my first fireman !!!!...another first in this thread ."

oh nice..hope u slide down his pole a few times

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"thanks i will when i have the time!!!just hope i Can keep up ..the brain isnt what iT was !!!BTW ive just said goodbye to my first fireman !!!!...another first in this thread .

oh nice..hope u slide down his pole a few times "
now you had to say it didnt you ? lmao next there will be a comment about a hose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thanks i will when i have the time!!!just hope i Can keep up ..the brain isnt what iT was !!!BTW ive just said goodbye to my first fireman !!!!...another first in this thread .

oh nice..hope u slide down his pole a few times now you had to say it didnt you ? lmao next there will be a comment about a hose "

Lol u know me so well

So was his hose nice and long and spout liquid stuff everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i baught Ash her Platnum Rabbit when she was 17 and its still going strong

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"thanks i will when i have the time!!!just hope i Can keep up ..the brain isnt what iT was !!!BTW ive just said goodbye to my first fireman !!!!...another first in this thread .

oh nice..hope u slide down his pole a few times now you had to say it didnt you ? lmao next there will be a comment about a hose

Lol u know me so well

So was his hose nice and long and spout liquid stuff everywhere "
now was it industrial or domestic length??? look what you have made me do now!!!

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"thanks i will when i have the time!!!just hope i Can keep up ..the brain isnt what iT was !!!BTW ive just said goodbye to my first fireman !!!!...another first in this thread . oh nice..hope u slide down his pole a few times now you had to say it didnt you ? lmao next there will be a comment about a hose Lol u know me so well So was his hose nice and long and spout liquid stuff everywhere now was it industrial or domestic length??? look what you have made me do now!!! "
We are still talking about hoses, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a lady i dont kiss and tell ,but im a fussy lady ... only big boys allowed ....nuff said !!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Can I join in ????i actually had a rabbit nearly set fire to my bed .the battery pack came away and two wires shorted out and started smoking . luckily just BEFORE i was about to get down to it .could have been interesting explaining that one to the firemen ??? "

Sorry =- that really did make me laugh out loud xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thanks i will when i have the time!!!just hope i Can keep up ..the brain isnt what iT was !!!BTW ive just said goodbye to my first fireman !!!!...another first in this thread .

oh nice..hope u slide down his pole a few times now you had to say it didnt you ? lmao next there will be a comment about a hose

Lol u know me so well

So was his hose nice and long and spout liquid stuff everywhere now was it industrial or domestic length??? look what you have made me do now!!! "

Lol i was innocent til i met u

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"thanks i will when i have the time!!!just hope i Can keep up ..the brain isnt what iT was !!!BTW ive just said goodbye to my first fireman !!!!...another first in this thread .

oh nice..hope u slide down his pole a few times now you had to say it didnt you ? lmao next there will be a comment about a hose

Lol u know me so well

So was his hose nice and long and spout liquid stuff everywhere now was it industrial or domestic length??? look what you have made me do now!!!

Lol i was innocent til i met u "
yes dear ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got 100 quid compensation from anne summers !! and a free shiny platinum playmate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im a lady i dont kiss and tell ,but im a fussy lady ... only big boys allowed ....nuff said !!!"

Hehe as long as u enjoyed thats all wot matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thanks i will when i have the time!!!just hope i Can keep up ..the brain isnt what iT was !!!BTW ive just said goodbye to my first fireman !!!!...another first in this thread .

oh nice..hope u slide down his pole a few times now you had to say it didnt you ? lmao next there will be a comment about a hose

Lol u know me so well

So was his hose nice and long and spout liquid stuff everywhere now was it industrial or domestic length??? look what you have made me do now!!!

Lol i was innocent til i met u yes dear ok "

Hehe XXX MWAH XXX

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"i got 100 quid compensation from anne summers !! and a free shiny platinum playmate "

Damn - i shouldda blamed my housefire on the rabbit!!!

My work ollegues did wonder at the time,lol

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"thanks i will when i have the time!!!just hope i Can keep up ..the brain isnt what iT was !!!BTW ive just said goodbye to my first fireman !!!!...another first in this thread . oh nice..hope u slide down his pole a few times now you had to say it didnt you ? lmao next there will be a comment about a hose Lol u know me so well So was his hose nice and long and spout liquid stuff everywhere now was it industrial or domestic length??? look what you have made me do now!!! Lol i was innocent til i met u "
Innocent like a fox!!!! No, sorry, that's AND a fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thanks i will when i have the time!!!just hope i Can keep up ..the brain isnt what iT was !!!BTW ive just said goodbye to my first fireman !!!!...another first in this thread .

oh nice..hope u slide down his pole a few times now you had to say it didnt you ? lmao next there will be a comment about a hose

Lol u know me so well

So was his hose nice and long and spout liquid stuff everywhere now was it industrial or domestic length??? look what you have made me do now!!!

Lol i was innocent til i met u

Innocent like a fox!!!! No, sorry, that's AND a fox "

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