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Mass Self Pleasure frenzy across the land??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well if my PM conversations with a few of you are anything to go by, there seems to have been a bit of a mass ladies self-pleasuring frenzy across the nation since the kids went back to school!!

Who else going to admit to ‘heading upstairs’ for a bit of self love for the first time in a while now the house is finally empty again!?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We moved to a bungalow so its been a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to head to a man's house.

I have no idea why self-pleasuring doesn't appeal to me.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Three times today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Damn it, you caught us out

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

As it happens, today was the first time I have had the house to myself; day off, kids at school... and yes, I was very grateful for the alone time it’s been a long summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me. X

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

What about you op? Have you been going upstairs for some you time?

You ladies, I'm here for you

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I prefer to head to a man's house.

I have no idea why self-pleasuring doesn't appeal to me. "

Is that a knock at my door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will hold my hand up to this ...

But only until something or someone better comes along

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about you op? Have you been going upstairs for some you time?

You ladies, I'm here for you "

Answer removed on legal advice!

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"I will hold my hand up to this ...

But only until something or someone better comes along "

Hi

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"What about you op? Have you been going upstairs for some you time?

You ladies, I'm here for you

Answer removed on legal advice! "

Chicken

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

The joys of having grown up children

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It's the first thing I done after I waved them off the first day back, and the second, and the thi.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I only ever ask “how’s your day been” ... then my inbox gets spammed with tales of mass onanism!

Whatever happened to the traditional “went shopping” or “had lunch with my Mum”!?

You dirty, dirty lot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the first thing I done after I waved them off the first day back, and the second, and the thi....... "

Haha me too!

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"It's the first thing I done after I waved them off the first day back, and the second, and the thi....... "

You minx

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"I only ever ask “how’s your day been” ... then my inbox gets spammed with tales of mass onanism!

Whatever happened to the traditional “went shopping” or “had lunch with my Mum”!?

You dirty, dirty lot!!! "

You love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving having our dirty play days back, making the most of every minute of the day

All sorts of pleasures!Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only ever ask “how’s your day been” ... then my inbox gets spammed with tales of mass onanism!

Whatever happened to the traditional “went shopping” or “had lunch with my Mum”!?

You dirty, dirty lot!!! "

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"I only ever ask “how’s your day been” ... then my inbox gets spammed with tales of mass onanism!

Whatever happened to the traditional “went shopping” or “had lunch with my Mum”!?

You dirty, dirty lot!!! "

It must be the way you ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only ever ask “how’s your day been” ... then my inbox gets spammed with tales of mass onanism!

Whatever happened to the traditional “went shopping” or “had lunch with my Mum”!?

You dirty, dirty lot!!!

It must be the way you ask "

I don’t get it!

When I ask anyone for dirty sex talk I get blocked!

When I ask for mundane updates the salacious literary porn flows in!?

I really can’t fathom women at times!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only ever ask “how’s your day been” ... then my inbox gets spammed with tales of mass onanism!

Whatever happened to the traditional “went shopping” or “had lunch with my Mum”!?

You dirty, dirty lot!!!

It must be the way you ask

I don’t get it!

When I ask anyone for dirty sex talk I get blocked!

When I ask for mundane updates the salacious literary porn flows in!?

I really can’t fathom women at times!! "

Why would you want to

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"I only ever ask “how’s your day been” ... then my inbox gets spammed with tales of mass onanism!

Whatever happened to the traditional “went shopping” or “had lunch with my Mum”!?

You dirty, dirty lot!!!

It must be the way you ask

I don’t get it!

When I ask anyone for dirty sex talk I get blocked!

When I ask for mundane updates the salacious literary porn flows in!?

I really can’t fathom women at times!! "

Or maybe you’ve cracked it, now you know what to ask if you want some dirty talk... although now you’ll have to figure out what you need to ask if you just want a normal conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No time to ladywank this week!!

Besides, i’d rather ride a fella to oblivion and back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fab local update thingy seems to corroborate your finding Dan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the first thing I done after I waved them off the first day back, and the second, and the thi....... "

First thing I do when I wake up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The fab local update thingy seems to corroborate your finding Dan! "

I’m going to check bedroom curtains on my commute to work tomorrow and see how many are closed just after the kids have been kicked out for school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much wanking, so little fucking.....

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