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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock

(Or can they do it while its soft)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honey got a cock hahahahahhahahahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimey !

dunno but wanna be around to hears the screams . lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the name of that well known welsh town tattooed on mine

Rhyll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"honey got a cock hahahahahhahahahha"

Its HUGE!!!! im having the national anthem tattooed on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"I got the name of that well known welsh town tattooed on mine

Rhyll

Im tittering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock

*Opens page 129 in the "OLD JOKE" book,

I have a tattoo on my cock,

its in inch high letters, it says

" H M S ",

it says "HAMMERSMITH" when im excited tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got the name of that well known welsh town tattooed on mine

Rhyll

Im tittering

Really? Can I see your titters?

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over a year ago

"I got the name of that well known welsh town tattooed on mine

Rhyll

Im tittering

Really? Can I see your titters?"

My titters are wobbling

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over a year ago

"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock

*Opens page 129 in the "OLD JOKE" book,

I have a tattoo on my cock,

its in inch high letters, it says

" H M S ",

it says "HAMMERSMITH" when im excited tho

You see where im coming from........how do they do it do? a tattoo on a flaccid cock is not going to look the same when its hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got the name of that well known welsh town tattooed on mine

Rhyll

Im tittering

Really? Can I see your titters?

My titters are wobbling

Tease

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

try a bulldog clip on the end and pull

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

"try a bulldog clip on the end and pull "

oucheeee!

dunno what would be worse! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first thought is what prompted the OP's question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"My first thought is what prompted the OP's question

A profile pic I saw.....there is no way that Rob would have a tattoo on his cock or anywhere else for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first thought is what prompted the OP's question

A profile pic I saw.....there is no way that Rob would have a tattoo on his cock or anywhere else for that matter

I suspect it was a henna job as otherwise, bearing in mind how long a tat takes to do you are only ever going to end up with a knob covered in scribble

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

I would imagine soft, as if one was hard, there would be fluctuations in hardness, and a risk of involuntary twitches means things could go horribly, horribly wrong

. Additionally, I like to think I'm quite virile, but don't think I could quite maintain a stonk on while a fat biker type pricks my cock. Which begs the questions: how much of a hardman does one have to be? Or just stupid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect it was a henna job as otherwise, bearing in mind how long a tat takes to do you are only ever going to end up with a knob covered in scribble

Nope, my cousin ( woman ) isa tattoo artist, she has done several, but there is a world champion guy, If U google "puff the magic dragon cock tattoo" U will see his work,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would imagine soft, as if one was hard, there would be fluctuations in hardness, and a risk of involuntary twitches means things could go horribly, horribly wrong

But if it was done soft then the second Mr stiffy comes to town your knob would end up looking like a Morse code lesson

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

theres a tattooist in our town who is female and i have to say a very tastie one at that too, so if you were having your big boy painted by her i think she would have all the equipment required to make sure that you stood perfectly to attention long enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol only peeps to ask, i would guess, are the ones with a tat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would imagine soft, as if one was hard, there would be fluctuations in hardness, and a risk of involuntary twitches means things could go horribly, horribly wrong

Soooo what would happen if soft ?

Would the tattooist have to pull ya plonker out and stick it in a vice while he worked his magic ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Hahahaha have a look at this one

http://www.heaven666.org/funny-cock-tattoo-3354.php

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl....

see, its soft and he having to pull it so you can see it...

if he didnt you would only see

"ylb"

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"Hahahaha have a look at this one http://www.heaven666.org/funny-cock-tattoo-3354.php"

Please somebody tell me that's photoshopped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the one I was talking about,

http://allthingscool.wordpress.com/2008/03/11/puff-the-magic-dragon/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Theres loads of people that have genital tattoos that was the first pic I found and quite a boring one at that

Ill have another look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"This is the one I was talking about,

http://allthingscool.wordpress.com/2008/03/11/puff-the-magic-dragon/

outstanding

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"pmsl.... see, its soft and he having to pull it so you can see it... if he didnt you would only see "ylb"

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Indeed, but if he had a raging hard-on and it was pointing upwards, the only person who'd be able to see it from a legible angle would be himself. Unless he's got one on the underside as well, of course. One that says "now get to work", or similar, perhaps?

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"My first thought is what prompted the OP's question

A profile pic I saw.....there is no way that Rob would have a tattoo on his cock or anywhere else for that matter

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Is it "naming and shaming" if you tell us who?

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

I suspect it was a henna job as otherwise, bearing in mind how long a tat takes to do you are only ever going to end up with a knob covered in scribble

Nope, my cousin ( woman ) isa tattoo artist, she has done several, but there is a world champion guy, If U google "puff the magic dragon cock tattoo" U will see his work,

Just googled it. It looks horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long will it be before we see one tattooed with a bar code and a "Best before" date.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock

(Or can they do it while its soft)

That bloke from fantasy island (yea i got it right lol)

He often had tattoo on his cock aparently lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock

(Or can they do it while its soft)

That bloke from fantasy island (yea i got it right lol)

He often had tattoo on his cock aparently lol xx

lmao

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock

(Or can they do it while its soft)

you dont have to be hard to have a cock tattoo. A friend got one done in Amsterdam when he was truly pissed and as i remember he wasn't hard at all.

But you wont get it done in England by a reputable tattoo artist if your pissed apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a twat would let his mate get tattooed when pissed

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Only a twat would let his mate get tattooed when pissed

Twats put toasters in suitcases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a twat would let his mate get tattooed when pissed

Twats put toasters in suitcases

oooo I spy with my little eye....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a twat would let his mate get tattooed when pissed

Twats put toasters in suitcases

Tattoo’s are permanent though.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Only a twat would let his mate get tattooed when pissed

Twats put toasters in suitcases

Tattoo’s are permanent though."

Stop bleating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer a tattoo removal service, will take the skin off your back, and quite possibly other places too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not bleating just saying mates don’t do that to each other.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Baaaa Baaaa Baaaa

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over a year ago

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Think on it could have been worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think on it could have been worse

Meaning?

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Think on it could have been worse

Meaning?

Nothing was just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think on it could have been worse

Meaning?

Nothing was just saying

Saying what?

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Think on it could have been worse

Meaning?

Nothing was just saying

Saying what?"

FFs leave it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think on it could have been worse

Meaning?

Nothing was just saying

Saying what?

FFs leave it

oh you two should get a room...can I watch???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

lovers tiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lovers tiff

dont you start you bugger lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

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il bring refreshments

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

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you bring the vacbed

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over a year ago

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

you lot are gonna get me shot here!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

"
how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock

(Or can they do it while its soft)

I was gunna have "Welcome Aboard" on mine, but cant find a parlor that will do it

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol"

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.

Would I be putting that much effort into thrashing your buttocks?? Hmmm only if your screaming for more through your ball gag. Fear lol naaaaaa pure pleasure

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over a year ago

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.

Good job its wipe clean

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By *aledCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

got HK tattoed on mine x

when hard it reads

"Happy birthday englebert HumperdinK"

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.

Good job its wipe clean

You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.

Good job its wipe clean

You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?

lmfao.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.

Good job its wipe clean

You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?

lmfao."

Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.

Good job its wipe clean

You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?

lmfao.

Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation

so amusing when a subbie decides to come over all dominant.

Fresh you are priceless.xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.

Good job its wipe clean

You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?

lmfao.

Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation

"
front row seats are already sold out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just put a post about a village idiot................. in the wrong thread!

yeah , i know!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.

Good job its wipe clean

You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?

lmfao.

Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation

so amusing when a subbie decides to come over all dominant.

Fresh you are priceless.xxx

Is that fear I smell at my masculinity overwhelming you? Or is it the dampness of your sex and the quiver in your voice as you tremble in anticipation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.

Good job its wipe clean

You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?

lmfao.

Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation

so amusing when a subbie decides to come over all dominant.

Fresh you are priceless.xxx

Is that fear I smell at my masculinity overwhelming you? Or is it the dampness of your sex and the quiver in your voice as you tremble in anticipation.

stop it now, im about to have a tena moment from laughing. You have got to stop reading those books lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lovers tiff

who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room...

you bring the vacbed

deal...

how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought

give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?

Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???

Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed

yeah yeah...whatever lol

Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?

you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.

Good job its wipe clean

You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?

lmfao.

Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation

so amusing when a subbie decides to come over all dominant.

Fresh you are priceless.xxx

Is that fear I smell at my masculinity overwhelming you? Or is it the dampness of your sex and the quiver in your voice as you tremble in anticipation.

stop it now, im about to have a tena moment from laughing. You have got to stop reading those books lol"

Stop fooling your self I can here you gasping for breath there as you tremble with excitement at your keyboard. Bet your sat on a towel now and that isn’t due to a full bladder. I do have a very firm hand you know. More than any paddle that I can assure you.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Fook she has passed out with excitement! Fetch the smelling salts

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"Fook she has passed out with excitement! Fetch the smelling salts

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Dude I can learn from you!

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