Lol

Jump to newest

By *yrwolfxxx OP Man
over a year ago

City centre

I WENT INTO A SHOP AND ASKED THE SHOPKEEPER "DO YOU SELL CONDOMS"?

HE REPLIES " NO SORRY WHY DON'T YOU TRY BOOTS"

I REPLIED FUCKING HELL MATE I WANT TO FUCK HER NOT KICK HER C@#T IN.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

If you hadnt known any better you could have put your foot in it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple driving home late one night run over a badger. They get out and find it still breathing but freezing cold,

Husband says "Put it between your legs to keep the poor thing warm" The wife replies "But its all hairy, smelly and wet"

Husband replies "Well hold its bloody nose then"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHY U FUCKING SHOUTING USE THE MIC

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread