FabSwingers.com forum: Describe the person nearest to you

By *anOnFire69 OP Man
over a year ago

The bedroom

No matter where you are right now, car, work, shopping, home etc. In less than 5 words, describe the person nearest to you....

I'll go first...

Fat builder in van.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Purry black cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No person

Morris the car is on the bed as I get ready for work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People

Thats all the detail your getting

Trying to bring muggles on fab tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No matter where you are right now, car, work, shopping, home etc. In less than 5 words, describe the person nearest to you....

I'll go first...

Fat builder in van."

Angry looking lady

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Handsome

6ft2in

Broad shoulders

Facial hair

Amazing in bed

My husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy drivers in stationery traffic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

handsome, hairy chested man with a nice smile....

oops...

Its a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman knuckle deep in her nose at the traffic lights!

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By *ohn321300Man
over a year ago

"Purry black cat"

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annoying, unnecessarily pompous drama queen.

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By *anOnFire69 OP Man
over a year ago

The bedroom

"Woman knuckle deep in her nose at the traffic lights! "

Classic

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Cute little mackerel tabby

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

White Cocker Spaniel

Black Cocker Spaniel

I’m all alone apart from my dogs right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im all alone

My small person has just left for school..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping, tabby, cute, cuddly kitty

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Purry black cat

Snap"

Morning cuddles the best

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Feral Ginger Assassin - my son!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Im all alone

My small person has just left for school..

same, peace at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A one direction reject who needs to pull his fecking jeans up ....

The apprentice

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Another Fab member in her dressing gown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no one else here right now, the road is empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on my tod.......... just me on way to skegvegas

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm all alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My blow up sheep mildred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bunch of lazy moaning bricklayers

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Four legs so ugly he’s beautiful muscle tone on point but snores like a walrus.

My bulldog.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Accounting computer nerd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy woman in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked sexy man with that 'its my birthday' look about him

Peach x

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

An amazing geezer! (Me in the mirror)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy

Massive cock

Married

x kay x ps yep its the mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miserable team member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black and white, furry, huge tail, leg at each corner, a lead in his mouth and an expectant look in his eyes...

His friend is here too. She looks a lot like him.....

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

My gorgeous blonde assistant that I have a secret crush on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del boy and rodney .... watching only fools and horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Nathan Carter. Feck he's hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Robin Redbreast that's been following me around all day.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Best mate. Black fluffy pooch

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Fit as fuck life partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m sat next to L

She’s an amazing woman, so kind and thoughtful, she’s my lover and my best friend , I couldn’t imagine not being with her. We have so much fun together.... oh and did I mention she’s sexy as fuck haha xx

M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picking his nose in a white van ........ lol

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Very boring client! He is literally waffling and assumes I’m typing notes. Oh well.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

skinny unattractive youth on bus going to airport..affro hair and Lowry type legs.

John Cooper Clarke's grandson!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overwhelmed looking new colleague

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim, blonde, married,mature, neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy 30 something mum, slim short hair wearing glasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s wearing a big orange helmet trimming an overgrown bush!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Watching Nathan Carter. Feck he's hot"
he sure is and lovely with it nice to chat to aswell after his show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy 30 something mum, slim short hair wearing glasses.

I hope shes reading this it could be your lucky day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A random dog walker with trousers that are too short for him!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Little fluffy black cat this time as wants food, she can wait till other two appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey dust sums it up

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Annoying hormonal teenager

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Consumer of my resources

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bat shit crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No matter where you are right now, car, work, shopping, home etc. In less than 5 words, describe the person nearest to you....

I'll go first...

Fat builder in van."

Hot as fuck and twice as sexy, luckily I've got the day off to go to the registry office

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By *am88Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"No matter where you are right now, car, work, shopping, home etc. In less than 5 words, describe the person nearest to you....

I'll go first...

Fat builder in van.

Hot as fuck and twice as sexy, luckily I've got the day off to go to the registry office

Ooh... Are you getting married?

'Tucked up in bed alone'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of barely clothed people ! As I’m on the beach in Albufeira

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No matter where you are right now, car, work, shopping, home etc. In less than 5 words, describe the person nearest to you....

I'll go first...

Fat builder in van.

Hot as fuck and twice as sexy, luckily I've got the day off to go to the registry office

Ooh... Are you getting married?

'Tucked up in bed alone' "

Yes, already African traditionally married, but now going through UK marriage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extremely fit Spanish shop assistant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing beautiful sleeping future wife

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

My gorgeous hot hubby

Nita

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

My super fit sexy man

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Currently a four legged fury beast who thinks he's small enough to sit on my knee(42kg of German Shepherd).

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My absolutely gorgeous girlie. Giggling away at something she’s reading. Her nose wrinkles up when she smiles. Beautiful

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Handsome

Tall

Looks like a wall from behind (rugby bod)

Funny

Sensitive

Dark hair

Blue eyes

.... the hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigerian who’s trying too hard to get promoted and rubbing his boss up the wrong way!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Fluffy white pussy, with the most haunting purr...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My two furry beast my huskies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body covered in a thick coat of hair, currently snoring while sleeping on the back of the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm

Soft

Curvy

Naughty

Naked.

The wife in bed

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