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By *oshker71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

My current 4 are.

1) nose rings ....wtf to me they look yucky

2) seeings cocks with a piecing thru the eye,ouch ffs.

3) women’s genitalia pulled apart looking like a kebab shop ..it’s a .nasty look.

4) massive lips overdone trout pout...Daffy Duck.

Ps) these are my options so far nobody was hurt in the making of this post.(lol)

Ps) this list could run & run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adverts and dog owners who defend their behaviour x

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west

1) cock pics!

2) men who message and do not address us as a couple

3) agree on the trout pouts

4) cock pics being messaged to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) public statuses that berate people or are just negative. Who are they actually talking to?

2) verifications that state “treat her with respect” wtf! Who’s that directed at?

3) face pic demanders that have no profile pictures

4) negativity in general. Probably the least enticing trait.

5) sea food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

2) seeings cocks with a piecing thru the eye,ouch ffs.

3) women’s genitalia pulled apart looking like a kebab shop ..it’s a .nasty look.

4) massive lips overdone trout pout...Daffy Duck."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People complaining they're bored

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Yellow fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People why reply to something I have said with

"You say that but..."

Fuck off

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Yellow fruit "

Bananas

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Plantains pretending to be bananas

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Neighbours dogs, barking all through the night so it was a 4am visit last night to speak to the owners.

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Yellow fruit

Bananas "

Pineapples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet mice whats the point

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Blimey, how long have you got? I’m a notoriously miserable, whinging shitbag and a staunch misanthrope to boot....

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By *rygveMan
over a year ago

The Shires

Toothpaste adverts. The people in those are a thrush.

Blokes with female profiles grrrr

Z list so called celebs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who's second message is ?????? When you don't answer the first message

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By *oshker71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Toothpaste adverts. The people in those are a thrush.

Blokes with female profiles grrrr

Z list so called celebs

"

1)Z listers exactly lol

2)Plus if you send a message or a cock pic you will be blocked...thanks for the heads up

3) They hate smoking...but They are 420 & chem friendly...really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armchair experts

Snapchat filters

My ex wife

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Grown men acting like little boys

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By *oshker71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

(1) filters I hate them

(2) blocked after showing pics & didn’t see their pics.

(3) curvy.... but they really mean fat.

(4) fabulous.....but they are not clearly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hypocrite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples who say address us as a couple, but don’t tell you which one is messaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate Americanism - it’s the people who want to see your face pics but want you to meet then without showing their face pics

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

People who ask for details when I've visited a club - it's my business, not yours.

Men who message me out of the blue asking me to take them to a club.

Pictures that are more of the people someone has met previously than they are of the owner of the profile.

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By *oshker71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Couples who say address us as a couple, but don’t tell you which one is messaging. "

Applause

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By *oshker71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Hate Americanism - it’s the people who want to see your face pics but want you to meet then without showing their face pics "

Applause

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

1) Copy and paste messages

2) Not reading the profile

3) Pushy people

4) People with no sense of humour

C'mon it's nearly the weekend

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I love all pets.

It’s people that usually bug me

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

That snap chat filter

It ain't cute...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you want to say f*ck on a rant in a long text message and predictive text comes along and winds you up more with duck .....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm with you on 1 and 4.

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By *oshker71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I'm with you on 1 and 4. "

Also can’t stand donny(redneck)trump, eammon Holmes gets on my one hair.( he is definitely punching)

Plus still seeing these stupid filters on pics arhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) nose rings ....wtf to me they look yucky "

Nostril hoops are hot on women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) nose rings ....wtf to me they look yucky

Nostril hoops are hot on women. "
I love a nose ring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grammar and spelling.

People who post a thread to ask a stupid question but only put half of it in the thread title.

People begging for fabs on their photos. Double for people who say it's rude not to fab it if you look at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My current 4 are.

1) nose rings ....wtf to me they look yucky

2) seeings cocks with a piecing thru the eye,ouch ffs.

3) women’s genitalia pulled apart looking like a kebab shop ..it’s a .nasty look.

4) massive lips overdone trout pout...Daffy Duck.

Ps) these are my options so far nobody was hurt in the making of this post.(lol)

Ps) this list could run & run. "

It didn't run very far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men who's second message is ?????? When you don't answer the first message "

I usually send that as a first message, saves waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Nose rings

-pierced vag

-profiles pics that are just a huge pair of boobs.

-cock pic profile pics

-duck faces

-vegans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) Botox! Why oh why do young ( already naturally ) beautiful women inject their faces and think it's a great look ??

It's awful. And we can all tell. Stop it! Stay natural.

2) trout pout smiley pics that look like one has had a stroke! Just use your natural smile it's good and mush better than been fake.

3) folk using genuine or professional on their profiles haha gets me every time and makes me cringe.

4) people who sneeze and cough a lung up in public places more so in a supermarket all over the fresh open produce !!!! I swear I want to punch the s##t out of you for doing these! Use a bloody hanky you dirty scruffy individuals !!!!!

5) people who are rude to waitresses and waiters and bar staff.... Just stop it. You look silly.

6) bad manners. One of my pet hates is people who never say please and Thank You or excuse me etc... who raised you????

7) B.O ... please please for the love of God and humanity...all you smelly wiffy folk please have a wash of your sweaty armpits and nether regions we can all smell you and quite frankly you are abusing our nostrils! Its rank. Have a wash!

8) dog owners not cleaning up after their dogs when they curl a log outside my gate!!! If I catch you I will sh# t in your letter box!

9) mainly men here ( sorry to the ones who don't do this...) men who think it's ok go spit on the streets?? We all have to walk ya know! Why do you all think it's ok for me to walk into your lung butter you just spat out onto the kerb?? Ffs... horrid horrid habbit!!

10) now this one boils my piss...

People who don't flush the toilets and/ or leave skids behind them or piss on the seats!!!! You are simply dirty cave people from another planet with no compassion for anyone. Toilets should be immaculate for all of use to use. Nothing worse than bursting for a pee and you get there and there is a huge floater looking up at you. Gip.

I could go on forever my son says I remind him of Karl Pilkington but I just love good manners and comman courtesy goes a long way don't ya think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late meet cancellations

People who don’t talk for weeks then expect a meet instantly

When the second message is just sex chat

Negative status updates

Negative profiles

I’m gonna delete this profile today updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you on 1 and 4.

Also can’t stand donny(redneck)trump, eammon Holmes gets on my one hair.( he is definitely punching)

Plus still seeing these stupid filters on pics arhhhh."

Yes filters get on my nerves I'm with you on that

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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" 1) Botox! Why oh why do young ( already naturally ) beautiful women inject their faces and think it's a great look ??

It's awful. And we can all tell. Stop it! Stay natural.

2) trout pout smiley pics that look like one has had a stroke! Just use your natural smile it's good and mush better than been fake.

3) folk using genuine or professional on their profiles haha gets me every time and makes me cringe.

4) people who sneeze and cough a lung up in public places more so in a supermarket all over the fresh open produce !!!! I swear I want to punch the s##t out of you for doing these! Use a bloody hanky you dirty scruffy individuals !!!!!

5) people who are rude to waitresses and waiters and bar staff.... Just stop it. You look silly.

6) bad manners. One of my pet hates is people who never say please and Thank You or excuse me etc... who raised you????

7) B.O ... please please for the love of God and humanity...all you smelly wiffy folk please have a wash of your sweaty armpits and nether regions we can all smell you and quite frankly you are abusing our nostrils! Its rank. Have a wash!

8) dog owners not cleaning up after their dogs when they curl a log outside my gate!!! If I catch you I will sh# t in your letter box!

9) mainly men here ( sorry to the ones who don't do this...) men who think it's ok go spit on the streets?? We all have to walk ya know! Why do you all think it's ok for me to walk into your lung butter you just spat out onto the kerb?? Ffs... horrid horrid habbit!!

10) now this one boils my piss...

People who don't flush the toilets and/ or leave skids behind them or piss on the seats!!!! You are simply dirty cave people from another planet with no compassion for anyone. Toilets should be immaculate for all of use to use. Nothing worse than bursting for a pee and you get there and there is a huge floater looking up at you. Gip.

I could go on forever my son says I remind him of Karl Pilkington but I just love good manners and comman courtesy goes a long way don't ya think? "

I agree!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Come drain my balls I've got a ten day load in here"

One, drain my balls sounds unappealing if not like a medical procedure, two, if you haven't had an orgasm in ten days doesn't that mean you'll cum in about three seconds flat? Oh yes, where do i sign up you big hunk of man meat!

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

People that message you , then log off.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Reality TV

What a crock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" 1) Botox! Why oh why do young ( already naturally ) beautiful women inject their faces and think it's a great look ??

It's awful. And we can all tell. Stop it! Stay natural.

2) trout pout smiley pics that look like one has had a stroke! Just use your natural smile it's good and mush better than been fake.

3) folk using genuine or professional on their profiles haha gets me every time and makes me cringe.

4) people who sneeze and cough a lung up in public places more so in a supermarket all over the fresh open produce !!!! I swear I want to punch the s##t out of you for doing these! Use a bloody hanky you dirty scruffy individuals !!!!!

5) people who are rude to waitresses and waiters and bar staff.... Just stop it. You look silly.

6) bad manners. One of my pet hates is people who never say please and Thank You or excuse me etc... who raised you????

7) B.O ... please please for the love of God and humanity...all you smelly wiffy folk please have a wash of your sweaty armpits and nether regions we can all smell you and quite frankly you are abusing our nostrils! Its rank. Have a wash!

8) dog owners not cleaning up after their dogs when they curl a log outside my gate!!! If I catch you I will sh# t in your letter box!

9) mainly men here ( sorry to the ones who don't do this...) men who think it's ok go spit on the streets?? We all have to walk ya know! Why do you all think it's ok for me to walk into your lung butter you just spat out onto the kerb?? Ffs... horrid horrid habbit!!

10) now this one boils my piss...

People who don't flush the toilets and/ or leave skids behind them or piss on the seats!!!! You are simply dirty cave people from another planet with no compassion for anyone. Toilets should be immaculate for all of use to use. Nothing worse than bursting for a pee and you get there and there is a huge floater looking up at you. Gip.

I could go on forever my son says I remind him of Karl Pilkington but I just love good manners and comman courtesy goes a long way don't ya think?

I agree! "

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


" 1) Botox! Why oh why do young ( already naturally ) beautiful women inject their faces and think it's a great look ??

It's awful. And we can all tell. Stop it! Stay natural.

2) trout pout smiley pics that look like one has had a stroke! Just use your natural smile it's good and mush better than been fake.

3) folk using genuine or professional on their profiles haha gets me every time and makes me cringe.

4) people who sneeze and cough a lung up in public places more so in a supermarket all over the fresh open produce !!!! I swear I want to punch the s##t out of you for doing these! Use a bloody hanky you dirty scruffy individuals !!!!!

5) people who are rude to waitresses and waiters and bar staff.... Just stop it. You look silly.

6) bad manners. One of my pet hates is people who never say please and Thank You or excuse me etc... who raised you????

7) B.O ... please please for the love of God and humanity...all you smelly wiffy folk please have a wash of your sweaty armpits and nether regions we can all smell you and quite frankly you are abusing our nostrils! Its rank. Have a wash!

8) dog owners not cleaning up after their dogs when they curl a log outside my gate!!! If I catch you I will sh# t in your letter box!

9) mainly men here ( sorry to the ones who don't do this...) men who think it's ok go spit on the streets?? We all have to walk ya know! Why do you all think it's ok for me to walk into your lung butter you just spat out onto the kerb?? Ffs... horrid horrid habbit!!

10) now this one boils my piss...

People who don't flush the toilets and/ or leave skids behind them or piss on the seats!!!! You are simply dirty cave people from another planet with no compassion for anyone. Toilets should be immaculate for all of use to use. Nothing worse than bursting for a pee and you get there and there is a huge floater looking up at you. Gip.

I could go on forever my son says I remind him of Karl Pilkington but I just love good manners and comman courtesy goes a long way don't ya think? "

In answer to number 8 we have a cure for this.

collect the turd then follow them home.

Wrap the turd loosely in newspaper, place it on their doorstep and set it alight.

Then knock the door and stand back and watch as they stamp out the flames.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" 1) Botox! Why oh why do young ( already naturally ) beautiful women inject their faces and think it's a great look ??

It's awful. And we can all tell. Stop it! Stay natural.

2) trout pout smiley pics that look like one has had a stroke! Just use your natural smile it's good and mush better than been fake.

3) folk using genuine or professional on their profiles haha gets me every time and makes me cringe.

4) people who sneeze and cough a lung up in public places more so in a supermarket all over the fresh open produce !!!! I swear I want to punch the s##t out of you for doing these! Use a bloody hanky you dirty scruffy individuals !!!!!

5) people who are rude to waitresses and waiters and bar staff.... Just stop it. You look silly.

6) bad manners. One of my pet hates is people who never say please and Thank You or excuse me etc... who raised you????

7) B.O ... please please for the love of God and humanity...all you smelly wiffy folk please have a wash of your sweaty armpits and nether regions we can all smell you and quite frankly you are abusing our nostrils! Its rank. Have a wash!

8) dog owners not cleaning up after their dogs when they curl a log outside my gate!!! If I catch you I will sh# t in your letter box!

9) mainly men here ( sorry to the ones who don't do this...) men who think it's ok go spit on the streets?? We all have to walk ya know! Why do you all think it's ok for me to walk into your lung butter you just spat out onto the kerb?? Ffs... horrid horrid habbit!!

10) now this one boils my piss...

People who don't flush the toilets and/ or leave skids behind them or piss on the seats!!!! You are simply dirty cave people from another planet with no compassion for anyone. Toilets should be immaculate for all of use to use. Nothing worse than bursting for a pee and you get there and there is a huge floater looking up at you. Gip.

I could go on forever my son says I remind him of Karl Pilkington but I just love good manners and comman courtesy goes a long way don't ya think?

In answer to number 8 we have a cure for this.

collect the turd then follow them home.

Wrap the turd loosely in newspaper, place it on their doorstep and set it alight.

Then knock the door and stand back and watch as they stamp out the flames. "

If I didn't have a weak tummy I'd give this a go. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly people

Reality tv

People who don’t read profiles

Paw patrol

Middle lane hoggers

My daughters bedroom

Massive spiders that have obviously been on steroids during the summer

Judgemental people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Tories

People who don't like nose rings

Radio silence when you thought things were going really well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing I can’t understand is I have the username to my KIK account for people to add on our profile, directly above it says, don’t add if you have a penis. But the penises keep adding.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"One thing I can’t understand is I have the username to my KIK account for people to add on our profile, directly above it says, don’t add if you have a penis. But the penises keep adding. "

The boundary challenged are never going to listen. Don't make it easy for them. (I recently changed my Kik username, as me blocking guys resulted in a huge uptick in them finding me on Kik. More fool me for making it my Fab username...)

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Lurkers who never seem to post on any threads but send messages from your posts that have nothing to do with the subject of the thread most of the time.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"My current 4 are.

1) nose rings ....wtf to me they look yucky

2) seeings cocks with a piecing thru the eye,ouch ffs.

3) women’s genitalia pulled apart looking like a kebab shop ..it’s a .nasty look.

4) massive lips overdone trout pout...Daffy Duck.

Ps) these are my options so far nobody was hurt in the making of this post.(lol)

Ps) this list could run & run. "
wont like me then nose ring baby haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One thing I can’t understand is I have the username to my KIK account for people to add on our profile, directly above it says, don’t add if you have a penis. But the penises keep adding. "

Basically, don't put anything on your profile that you're not happy for everyone on the site to know and use without your consent, because you've got no control over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers who don't acknowledge you when you stop to let them pass

Tailgaters.... What's the point. Knock down a gear and overtake you muppet and I'll see you at the traffic lights in a couple of minutes!

Lollipop persons who stop the traffic for adults without kids WTF!

that's enough, I'm get cross haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Current hate is men who lie about their relationship status in order to get a meet.

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