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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Had for a meet to cancel on you!

The recent one I’ve had is that his sister is bringing his parents dog back after dog sitting

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

They got a better offer

Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After weeks of getting I get how tall are you... Mmm I like my men taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most don’t bother let you get to agreed meet ect and just don’t show up lol ,but heard most excuses if they do bother lol

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By *ubenesque.Woman
over a year ago

over by there

Not on this website, but...

'I've got to take a friend's deceased cat to the vet for an autopsy'

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Never had anyone cancel on me, but when it happens I hope their excuse is really imaginative so at least I'll have a funny story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had for a meet to cancel on you!

The recent one I’ve had is that his sister is bringing his parents dog back after dog sitting "

I've had a dog excuse too, the dog needed urgent veterinary attention, weird how a couple of hours later he was verified, oh! Hang on maybe she was a vet, maybe that's what he meant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 some bring the dog

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"My grandad died"

A month later, same fella... "My grandad has just been diagnosed with cancer"

(Ok, maybe a different grandad?)

A couple of months down the

line... "My grandad died"

Another 6 weeks go by "My grandad died"

(Again?! That's awfully bad luck.)

Next day, sunny afternoon at Kestrels... "Hi! We meet at last!" I say... "Oh I didn't know you came here?" He's looking shifty at this point so I help him out "I'm so sorry for your loss, had he been ill long?" At which point Mrs (who I didn't know existed!) walks up and says "Was who ill?"... "His grandad?" I reply...."He died in 1986!" She says ushering a very red faced man away.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

The neighbours rabbit has escaped and they need help catching it.

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

"I was too nervous"

Same person on a second chance..

"The bathroom ceiling fell down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had for a meet to cancel on you!

The recent one I’ve had is that his sister is bringing his parents dog back after dog sitting "

Yesterday was our best to date.

Are you still coming at 7 as you suggested.

Didn't I tell you I was working until 8

No you didn't so it's a know then. Blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They got a better offer

Fair enough"

Honest at least!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""My grandad died"

A month later, same fella... "My grandad has just been diagnosed with cancer"

(Ok, maybe a different grandad?)

A couple of months down the

line... "My grandad died"

Another 6 weeks go by "My grandad died"

(Again?! That's awfully bad luck.)

Next day, sunny afternoon at Kestrels... "Hi! We meet at last!" I say... "Oh I didn't know you came here?" He's looking shifty at this point so I help him out "I'm so sorry for your loss, had he been ill long?" At which point Mrs (who I didn't know existed!) walks up and says "Was who ill?"... "His grandad?" I reply...."He died in 1986!" She says ushering a very red faced man away."

Glad you caught him out and embarrassed him ....

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I didn't come because I was struggling with I am.

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

oh I am on my period n cold feet

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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"oh I am on my period n cold feet "

Tbf I can relate to the period one as I suffer really bad with them

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

My flatmate has picked up my keys and taken them to work with him... I'm locked in.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"The neighbours rabbit has escaped and they need help catching it."

I was late for a meet once, as my stubborn house bunny refused to come back in!

The last excuse I was given.. He left his phone at work.

By the time he'd got home an hours drive and realised phone still at work, gone all the way back to get it, another hour drive, the phone was flat so another hour home again, before he could charge it.

The fact he was showing online on here, posted a status update and viewed my profile right in the middle of those 3hrs, kind of made me think he was lying.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"I'm on my way..."

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Where from? Australia? On foot?!

(He never did turn up)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They got a better offer

Fair enough"

Must have been some offer.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I can get the sacking one meet off for another (not agree with mind, but at least I understand the reasoning) but I don't really get the no-shows for no reason.

It seems like it happens fairly frequently. Are people really that nervous and scared?

Maybe y'all are just giving off axe-murderer vibes or something? How can anyone be so scared of a little bit of sex for God's sake

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By *ebra LoungeCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


""My grandad died"

A month later, same fella... "My grandad has just been diagnosed with cancer"

(Ok, maybe a different grandad?)

A couple of months down the

line... "My grandad died"

Another 6 weeks go by "My grandad died"

(Again?! That's awfully bad luck.)

Next day, sunny afternoon at Kestrels... "Hi! We meet at last!" I say... "Oh I didn't know you came here?" He's looking shifty at this point so I help him out "I'm so sorry for your loss, had he been ill long?" At which point Mrs (who I didn't know existed!) walks up and says "Was who ill?"... "His grandad?" I reply...."He died in 1986!" She says ushering a very red faced man away."

Now that’s someone lacking imagination...poor granddad is turning in his grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not on this website, but...

'I've got to take a friend's deceased cat to the vet for an autopsy' "

I need to find an opportunity to use that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine go the same way it’s almost like a blueprint. Agree to a meet . Everything fine . On day of the meet she goes silent no texts or messages then before the meet time you get “insert excuse here” and meet us cancelled. This is exact blueprint that happens 9 times out 10 like clockwork. It’s a little frustrating now and it’s the main reason that once my membership expires I am leaving fab .

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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I can get the sacking one meet off for another (not agree with mind, but at least I understand the reasoning) but I don't really get the no-shows for no reason.

It seems like it happens fairly frequently. Are people really that nervous and scared?

Maybe y'all are just giving off axe-murderer vibes or something? How can anyone be so scared of a little bit of sex for God's sake "

Shhh don’t tell everyone I’m an axe murderer but you forgot the pig farm as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine go the same way it’s almost like a blueprint. Agree to a meet . Everything fine . On day of the meet she goes silent no texts or messages then before the meet time you get “insert excuse here” and meet us cancelled. This is exact blueprint that happens 9 times out 10 like clockwork. It’s a little frustrating now and it’s the main reason that once my membership expires I am leaving fab . "

Just to expand on this . This exact thing happened today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had;

I was taking my friend home, and he fitted (hope to god it wasn't true)

My long lost brother suddenly turned up.

I was about to leave the house, but my neighbour came knocking asking me to help him.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Mine go the same way it’s almost like a blueprint. Agree to a meet . Everything fine . On day of the meet she goes silent no texts or messages then before the meet time you get “insert excuse here” and meet us cancelled. This is exact blueprint that happens 9 times out 10 like clockwork. It’s a little frustrating now and it’s the main reason that once my membership expires I am leaving fab . "

Hmmm... Not sure it's a reason to quit? Just refine your selection process. If she is all talk talk talk and it gets smutty chances are it's either a bored housewife enjoying a bit of attention but not planning on taking it any further, or it's a fella.

Keep 1st meets to a coffee in your lunch break, don't go out of your way, make it clear it's just a quick coffee and chat. That way she's less likely to get cold feet.

It's 50 minutes, tops.

If it's horrendous you/they can always say works text and there's an emergency. Sorry, lovely to meet, bye.

If its good you can plan for more another time.

If it's sounding too good to be true, it usually is!

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I don't have a menstrual cycle tbf and mother nature is a bit h, literally bleed every time I can get our to play.

Blue moons

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