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"I have a magic foof. " | |||
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"I have a magic foof. " Don’t believe you, show me SSS | |||
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"I can lace my shoes myself" We will need prove | |||
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"I’ll take you doing the splits " | |||
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"I can still put my leg round my neck,could put 2 years ago" Pics please | |||
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"The splits are good. But better if you rap your legs around... you will need them to help you hold on " What about you? | |||
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"I can make my nut sack look like a flys head. " | |||
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"I can still touch my toes from a standing position .. " Pics please | |||
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"My foof can do somersaults " ahh the famous fanny flutter | |||
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"Something that people don't know about you, and it would make you attractive to possible meets. I can still do the splits Any takers? " I can turn a length of cord into handcuffs quicker than most people can say handcuffs. That's it really..... | |||
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"The splits are good. But better if you rap your legs around... you will need them to help you hold on What about you? " I can do a hand stand and drink a glass of wine | |||
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"The splits are good. But better if you rap your legs around... you will need them to help you hold on What about you? I can do a hand stand and drink a glass of wine " I can do a handstand after I've had a glass of wine. | |||
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"My foof can do somersaults ahh the famous fanny flutter" That’s no flutter it’s a somersault I tell you | |||
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"Something that people don't know about you, and it would make you attractive to possible meets. I can still do the splits Any takers? " I can keep a secret. | |||
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"Something that people don't know about you, and it would make you attractive to possible meets. I can still do the splits Any takers? " I can suck my own nipples )))) | |||
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"I've been paid to have sex." | |||
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"I have a magic foof. Don’t believe you, show me SSS " It's not for sightseeing, more an experiential attraction!! | |||
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"I have a magic foof. " | |||
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"I can do virtually any accent as if I was a loca to that place " Local | |||
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"I can keep a secret." I just said that. | |||
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"Something that people don't know about you, and it would make you attractive to possible meets. I can still do the splits Any takers? " I'm very soft and comfortable to lie on | |||
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"I can keep a secret. I just said that. " Its ok, I won't tell anyone! | |||
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"I can keep a secret. I just said that. Its ok, I won't tell anyone! " I knew I could trust you. | |||
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"My cock might only be average sized... But I can lick the crumbs from the bottom of a Pringles Tin " | |||
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"I can keep a secret. I just said that. Its ok, I won't tell anyone! I knew I could trust you. " If you two can keep a secret, can I be the secret you keep? | |||
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"I can lie totally still for the whole 2 minutes " That's all some guys need. Not me though.... Just saying. | |||
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"I can lie totally still for the whole 2 minutes " 2 minutes? You mean you can lay completely still for both times? | |||
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"I can lie totally still for the whole 2 minutes " I know....... | |||
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"I too can suck my own nipple, touch my nose with my tongue and keep secrets " Secret keeper now theres a gift bring me your ear Psss psss psss psss psss | |||
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"I can hip thrust 240kg... so if you like it rough from underneath" Ooft | |||
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"I can shoot ping pong balls out of my vagina..... oh no wait. No I can't... I'm completely useless... Scroll past and carry on nothing to see here " You can climb a ladder in bare feet, that's impressive! | |||
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"I can shoot ping pong balls out of my vagina..... oh no wait. No I can't... I'm completely useless... Scroll past and carry on nothing to see here You can climb a ladder in bare feet, that's impressive! " Only the first couple of steps then I cry like a baby | |||
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"I have a titanium spine. Makes me very robust when being thrown around x" I have the power of 10 tigers im in the mood to mawl | |||
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"I too can suck my own nipple, touch my nose with my tongue and keep secrets Secret keeper now theres a gift bring me your ear Psss psss psss psss psss" Ok ....ok....NO WAY....don't worry...sure... | |||
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"Something that people don't know about you, and it would make you attractive to possible meets. I can still do the splits Any takers? " Welcome back...FaF? Xxx | |||
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"Something that people don't know about you, and it would make you attractive to possible meets. I can still do the splits Any takers? Welcome back...FaF? Xxx " Hi beautifully Yes. I FAF | |||
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"I'm not a complete tit. Not many people know that. " I do. | |||
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"I put the toilet seat down after use" | |||
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"I'm not a complete tit. Not many people know that. I do. " | |||
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"I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. It doesn't look as sexy as it does in movies though! " Kinda like chewing a wasp with the stinger removed? | |||
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"I put the toilet seat down after use " I just smashed mine... standing on it... | |||
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"I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. It doesn't look as sexy as it does in movies though! Kinda like chewing a wasp with the stinger removed? " There's a lot of gurning and drooling involved | |||
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"I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. It doesn't look as sexy as it does in movies though! Kinda like chewing a wasp with the stinger removed? There's a lot of gurning and drooling involved " Thought so... drooling eh??? Mmm | |||
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"Something that people don't know about you, and it would make you attractive to possible meets. I can still do the splits Any takers? " I can split a six pack | |||
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"Something that people don't know about you, and it would make you attractive to possible meets. I can still do the splits Any takers? I can shit a six pack" You got skills Bro. ...... | |||
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"Something that people don't know about you, and it would make you attractive to possible meets. I can still do the splits Any takers? " Oh my I have great stamina. And know how to use my tongue Ooh la la | |||
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"Something that people don't know about you, and it would make you attractive to possible meets. I can still do the splits Any takers? I can shit a six pack You got skills Bro. ......" Oooooo I know and generosity I mean who splits one | |||
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"Mr's thrust speed and accuracy is insane, he also has the stamina to keep it going. He puts sex machines to shame." oh you meant misters you put mrs | |||
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"I have quite a prestigious gallantry medal for saving a girls life who had jumped from a bridge into water. " Awww how cool! | |||
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"I have quite a prestigious gallantry medal for saving a girls life who had jumped from a bridge into water. Awww how cool! " Thanks. I was the only recipient of the medal in that year, they don’t give them out willy nilly so it’s something my kids can be proud of. Another good thing about it is that the maritime museum in Liverpool hold the records so in years to come my kids, grand kids etc will be able to go and read about me in the museum. | |||
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"I can place my palms flat on the floor from a standing position without bending my knees " Very long arms? | |||
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