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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

So today a prank war has started in my office I was pranked in the most disgusting way what made it so bad was that it ruined a cup of coffee the prankee must be prabked back and I'm here to gather some ideas!

She put 7 spoons of coffee in my cup before serving it to me I need revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt in her tea?

Shit in her desk drawer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oxo cube in her coffee?

Slash her tyres?

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superglue all her pens etc to her desk

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Depends how much you dislike her

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Once wrapped a colleague's packed lunch up like pass the parcel... Took him 20 minutes to get through all the layers and parcel tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once wrapped a colleague's packed lunch up like pass the parcel... Took him 20 minutes to get through all the layers and parcel tape "

Someone did the same thing to me with shrink wrap... and my car

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Office furniture laid out on the roof.

Register her on here....

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Depends how much you dislike her "

Stapler in Jelly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she has an air vent close to her desk, fill it with glitter and wait for it to turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she has an air vent close to her desk, fill it with glitter and wait for it to turn on "

Or stick a kipper in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she has an air vent close to her desk, fill it with glitter and wait for it to turn on

Or stick a kipper in it "

Have a wank in it?

C

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

If youm have IT admin rights the world is your oyster (but it could probably lead to a reprimand or even suspension)-

that said, change the keyboard layout bto dvorak, unlock the taskbar and drag it to the top of the screen, reverse the mouse buttons turn on all the windows sound effects and set the volume to max, Change the windows theme to high contrast with the ease of access narrator on...

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"If youm have IT admin rights the world is your oyster (but it could probably lead to a reprimand or even suspension)-

that said, change the keyboard layout bto dvorak, unlock the taskbar and drag it to the top of the screen, reverse the mouse buttons turn on all the windows sound effects and set the volume to max, Change the windows theme to high contrast with the ease of access narrator on..."

Not forgetting the :-

Ctrl /alt plus arrow down all at the same time.

Tape over mouse optical eye and partial removal or mouse lead (if it has one)

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Double sided 'number plate' tape to desk draws and under desk.

The old but goodie 'shoe polish' on phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sellotape the ball of the mouse and the mouth piece of the phone

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

An idle mind makes a great office for the devil. Discreetly cable tying the belt loops of trousers to the chair their sat on and waiting for them to try stand up. Or stapling closed the arms of jackets and waiting for them to try put their coat on. And we once burried our Sergents car in snow. Took him 30 mins to get his car out. The next day was not so fun when we got into work but at least the hangar was spotless.

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Some of you lot are evil! I'm loving these haha.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Use their email to sign them up for all sorts... Stairlifts, funeral plans, Viagra online, incontinence products, vaginal tightening products, lube sales

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

We had a lad from Northern Ireland who had a very staunch Rangers supporting Protestant family. So we signed him up to get news and promotional items from Celtic addressed to him back to his parents house. He hit roof when he found out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a dildo and a porn mag in her desk drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit in the person's cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to pretend you didn't notice and/or enjoyed it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send her to the supermarket for salmon legs and a bag of ice cube mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a guy at work a sandwich he wanted English mustard. He got it... nearly a whole jar and he was tasting mustard for a week.

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny

Menthol on their coffee cup. Glue everything down. Shoe polish on anything the same colour. Fab or pof account with their number on unless they are in a relationship that's not fair play. Remote vibrator under their chair if you have one. The list is endless.

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny

Also if you can get enough cling film their car all over. I've had this done to me with industrial shrink wrap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone in the office once removed all the ink cartridges from all the biros on someone’s desk, putting them back together.

Another used to routinely hide a wheel from their chair

Change their screen saver to lemon party

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