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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well my latest meet didn’t go to plan.

Here’s the short version and I understand it’s not for everyone.

So I’ve always fancied trying watersports (giving) and after updating my status I was lucky enough to find a willing mouth, we arranged a time and began to drink loads

I gave them plenty of notice to get in the tub.

The time came I parked up eagley found the house and closed door as I sneaked in to find them ready on the tub... unzip.,... try think to think unsexy thoughts to get rid of mr hard on.....nothing.....I can’t pee one drop...

They where very understanding.... and was more than happy for me cum instead..

But damm it ! And of course I’m now busting fir a wee !

So come on share failures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early on in first joining Fab with my ex a few years ago I had the fortune/misfortune of meeting a woman who was stunningly attractive to me... a total dream. And she was really into me too. (what?!? I couldn't believe my luck) So we had an MFMF with her and her partner. But it was one of my first meets and it was all so weird to me that Mr Youknowwho down below didn't do his job properly. It was only made worse by the fact that she was really hot and the chemistry was amazing. My head got so preoccupied with asking "what the fuck are you doing down there guy?" that it made it even worse.

It was just bad timing as it never happened again. And unfortunately I haven't met a woman on Fab since who I clicked with so crazily. We were almost tearing each other's clothes off. But hey that's life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mfmf lol

2 couples = swinging

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

So you sat in a empty bath holding Ya cock ?

Should of just put shower on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mfmf lol

2 couples = swinging "

It's been so long I've forgotten what to call it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you sat in a empty bath holding Ya cock ?

Should of just put shower on

"

No no

They sat in a empty bath I stood to the side and yes I ran the sink tap ....

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

My last solo meet before Frank & I had a couples profile. A really, really lovely man. A fellow forumite who had travelled some distance. I’d cooked for him, as he was arriving quite late, we chatted & shared wine. Moved upstairs & it all went pear shaped on my part, thanks to my unusually out of sync cycle. I was gutted, but he was such a gentleman. It turned out I wasn’t well so it did me favour!!!

Still gutted though!!

B x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My last solo meet before Frank & I had a couples profile. A really, really lovely man. A fellow forumite who had travelled some distance. I’d cooked for him, as he was arriving quite late, we chatted & shared wine. Moved upstairs & it all went pear shaped on my part, thanks to my unusually out of sync cycle. I was gutted, but he was such a gentleman. It turned out I wasn’t well so it did me favour!!!

Still gutted though!!

B x"

? Spin or uni ?

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"My last solo meet before Frank & I had a couples profile. A really, really lovely man. A fellow forumite who had travelled some distance. I’d cooked for him, as he was arriving quite late, we chatted & shared wine. Moved upstairs & it all went pear shaped on my part, thanks to my unusually out of sync cycle. I was gutted, but he was such a gentleman. It turned out I wasn’t well so it did me favour!!!

Still gutted though!!

B x

? Spin or uni ? "

Knob!!!!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Well my latest meet didn’t go to plan.

Here’s the short version and I understand it’s not for everyone.

So I’ve always fancied trying watersports (giving) and after updating my status I was lucky enough to find a willing mouth, we arranged a time and began to drink loads

I gave them plenty of notice to get in the tub.

The time came I parked up eagley found the house and closed door as I sneaked in to find them ready on the tub... unzip.,... try think to think unsexy thoughts to get rid of mr hard on.....nothing.....I can’t pee one drop...

They where very understanding.... and was more than happy for me cum instead..

But damm it ! And of course I’m now busting fir a wee !

So come on share failures "

Well, you turned up and had a go so at least they know you weren’t taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well my latest meet didn’t go to plan.

Here’s the short version and I understand it’s not for everyone.

So I’ve always fancied trying watersports (giving) and after updating my status I was lucky enough to find a willing mouth, we arranged a time and began to drink loads

I gave them plenty of notice to get in the tub.

The time came I parked up eagley found the house and closed door as I sneaked in to find them ready on the tub... unzip.,... try think to think unsexy thoughts to get rid of mr hard on.....nothing.....I can’t pee one drop...

They where very understanding.... and was more than happy for me cum instead..

But damm it ! And of course I’m now busting fir a wee !

So come on share failures

Well, you turned up and had a go so at least they know you weren’t taking the piss "

Love it

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