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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I wish I could leap onto the top of a wall from a standing start, like a cat.

What animal talents do you wish you had?

(Lets see who mentions licking their balls first...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could hibernate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I could leap onto the top of a wall from a standing start, like a cat.

What animal talents do you wish you had?

(Lets see who mentions licking their balls first...)"

Id like to be able to sleep hanging from a branch like a sloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue of a giraffe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I could hibernate. "

Bears have a great way of living

Binge eat all through summer and Autumn sleep untill spring. Wake up skinny. Shag for a months and eat constantmy then sleep the winter away again. I wanan be a bear ha

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I wish I could hibernate. "

I've got a cardboard box and some hay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could retreat inside my shell like a tortoise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I could hibernate.

Bears have a great way of living

Binge eat all through summer and Autumn sleep untill spring. Wake up skinny. Shag for a months and eat constantmy then sleep the winter away again. I wanan be a bear ha "

That just sounds like they've got it right. That sounds awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I could hibernate.

I've got a cardboard box and some hay?"

I will need some hair strokes once in a while.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Tongue of a giraffe"

Giraffes have blue tongues, so you'd be colour coordinated with your suit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the power of your raccoon there fur around there eyes makes them always look like they a criminals with a face mask on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tongue of a giraffe

Giraffes have blue tongues, so you'd be colour coordinated with your suit..."

Ah hell i never thought of that extra bonus

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I want the power of your raccoon there fur around there eyes makes them always look like they a criminals with a face mask on "

Raccoons are cool. I like their little hands too.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The power of the horse and the athleticism of the cat - both have me in awe.

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By *onysp654Man
over a year ago

Loddington

Hearing this whole thread in Jonny Morris's voice

And now I can't get the theme tune out of my head

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By *onysp654Man
over a year ago

Loddington

Not that I want one but ...

No bloke on here has put Penis of a Horse

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Not that I want one but ...

No bloke on here has put Penis of a Horse "

Imagine the blood rush if you got a hard on!

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By *onysp654Man
over a year ago

Loddington


"Not that I want one but ...

No bloke on here has put Penis of a Horse

Imagine the blood rush if you got a hard on!"

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It’s not easy being a dolphin

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"I always land on my feet..."

Like a ninja cat

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Rest rest all day like a dog, have an ace walk and more sleep.

And lick my balls.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Rest rest all day like a dog, have an ace walk and more sleep.

And lick my balls. "

Klaxon goes off! You win the "licking the balls first mention" prize!

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I could hibernate. "

Im with you on this

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I wish I could hibernate.

I've got a cardboard box and some hay?

I will need some hair strokes once in a while. "

I'm a can do kind of gal.

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By *elix5Man
over a year ago

newbury

Definitely a panda

Eats roots shoots an leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I could hibernate.

I've got a cardboard box and some hay?

I will need some hair strokes once in a while.

I'm a can do kind of gal."

And to rest my head on your boobs.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I wish I could hibernate.

I've got a cardboard box and some hay?

I will need some hair strokes once in a while.

I'm a can do kind of gal.

And to rest my head on your boobs."

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow ...

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

A bunny ..... for various reasons

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