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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— *" He's back to normal now. I'll try and sit on him again for the journey home later, try and recreate the "look" for you. ![]() | |||
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"TMI ![]() ![]() ![]() Probably best...... ![]() | |||
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"Did you rub him better?" The thought did cross my mind. But the poor little feller hurt so much I couldn't bare to touch him. ![]() | |||
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"That'll teach you ![]() I didn't do it on purpose!!!!!! ![]() | |||
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"Aww, does little stingy need kissing better x ![]() Yes please. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— *" With your preferences set to 99-99. Good luck with that.. | |||
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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— * With your preferences set to 99-99. Good luck with that.." You make a good point. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Aww, does little stingy need kissing better x ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I had to sit on one those low level fold down seats on the train this morning. All bent over and cramped up. I must have restricting the blood flow to little Stingly, because when I stood up it was like releasing a tournique and the blood rushed back to my bell end. Poor little soldier, burnt like fuckery and me bell end was all purple, pulsating and numb for ages. He's better now though, thanks for asking. ![]() ![]() ![]() How long after you git off the train did you wait before inspecting the damage? I'm hoping not on the platform. Tickets please. | |||
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"I had to sit on one those low level fold down seats on the train this morning. All bent over and cramped up. I must have restricting the blood flow to little Stingly, because when I stood up it was like releasing a tournique and the blood rushed back to my bell end. Poor little soldier, burnt like fuckery and me bell end was all purple, pulsating and numb for ages. He's better now though, thanks for asking. ![]() ![]() ![]() I went straight to the gents to inspect the damage. ![]() | |||
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"I had to sit on one those low level fold down seats on the train this morning. All bent over and cramped up. I must have restricting the blood flow to little Stingly, because when I stood up it was like releasing a tournique and the blood rushed back to my bell end. Poor little soldier, burnt like fuckery and me bell end was all purple, pulsating and numb for ages. He's better now though, thanks for asking. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Check the back if your ticket. You may be able to put a claim in.... | |||
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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— * With your preferences set to 99-99. Good luck with that.. I thought my inbox was quiet today! Thanks ![]() Yes Tuesday is bingo day for the over 98s | |||
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"I had to sit on one those low level fold down seats on the train this morning. All bent over and cramped up. I must have restricting the blood flow to little Stingly, because when I stood up it was like releasing a tournique and the blood rushed back to my bell end. Poor little soldier, burnt like fuckery and me bell end was all purple, pulsating and numb for ages. He's better now though, thanks for asking. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Apparently not, its in the small print. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— * With your preferences set to 99-99. Good luck with that.. I thought my inbox was quiet today! Thanks ![]() Does that mean I can send you a picture of Purple Stingly now? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It sounds like your pants were too tight matey ![]() What pants? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You’ll get no sympathy in here you know ![]() Im not after sympathy, but some ice would be nice. Although getting rid of the pain but leaving the swelling would be good too. ![]() | |||
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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— * With your preferences set to 99-99. Good luck with that.. I thought my inbox was quiet today! Thanks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You should have dipped him in a sink of cold water at the station." First aider to Platform Three... | |||
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"You should have dipped him in a sink of cold water at the station." I tried, but I just couldnt reach. You see that bit up there, ^^^^, where I mentioned "little" Stingly....... | |||
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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— * With your preferences set to 99-99. Good luck with that.. I thought my inbox was quiet today! Thanks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() On its way via carrier Pigeon. Hope it doesnt put you off your tea..... ![]() | |||
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"You should have dipped him in a sink of cold water at the station. First aider to Platform Three..." Do you have a small plaster? ![]() | |||
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"You should have dipped him in a sink of cold water at the station. First aider to Platform Three... Do you have a small plaster? ![]() See it, say it, sort it! | |||
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"You should have dipped him in a sink of cold water at the station. First aider to Platform Three... Do you have a small plaster? ![]() I am sick to fucking death of hearing that. Every five fucking minutes. Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh. I think I just found my rant for Thursday. | |||
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"You should have dipped him in a sink of cold water at the station. First aider to Platform Three... Do you have a small plaster? ![]() Well, it's taken your mind off your purple winkie... | |||
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"You should have dipped him in a sink of cold water at the station. First aider to Platform Three... Do you have a small plaster? ![]() It did. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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