FabSwingers.com forum: Pumpkin disappointment

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It is with some sadness that i will not be posting any pics this Halloween of a pumpkin hiding my todger.

A poor crop, probably due to the summer drought, means they're just not big enough for the task.

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You'll have to paper machè some up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll have to paper machè some up"

Ooh, arts and crafts. I love that.

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I find that a prize winning (obviously) marrow makes for an expedient, artistic and comfortable fit over my neither regions for photographic opportunities (provided I am not sexually aroused at the time of course).

Also of note, a butternut squash, whilst relatively modest in proportion, nonetheless does provide both coverage for ones shaft and testicles as it comes already curiously shaped like an erect phallus with the balls at the base