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"When I woke up one morning and she was standing at the end of the bed with a pair of scissors saying "I could of cut your cock off and put it in your mouth and you would not of been able to stop me" I decided to leave there and then, but after she had thrown my stuff out of the window of course!!! Lovely girl, think she's been sectioned now....I certainly did pick them in the day.... Cracking set of tits though..lol" saved all that effort going back up the stairs mind | |||
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"When she threw a iron at my head and shouted I don't love you any more. She didn't even finish my jeans she starts ironing." What a bitch, nowt worse than half ironed jeans | |||
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"When she threw a iron at my head and shouted I don't love you any more. She didn't even finish my jeans she starts ironing. What a bitch, nowt worse than half ironed jeans " I know right. She lucky I look like a prick anyway so know one would notice much | |||
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"She said kissing me felt like she was kissing her brother " Oh fuck lol! | |||
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"The first sign was when she put a mouse trap in my pants. Should of realised then. But when she cut the brakes on my car I knew there was no going back. What signs told you that they didn't love you anymore..." He gave me an 8 page letter explaining on his way out to work lol! Call yerself a Royal Marine, fucking coward...... | |||
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"The first sign was when she put a mouse trap in my pants. Should of realised then. But when she cut the brakes on my car I knew there was no going back. What signs told you that they didn't love you anymore... He gave me an 8 page letter explaining on his way out to work lol! Call yerself a Royal Marine, fucking coward...... " Front and back? | |||
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"When she threw a iron at my head and shouted I don't love you any more. She didn't even finish my jeans she starts ironing." You iron your jeans??! | |||
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"The first sign was when she put a mouse trap in my pants. Should of realised then. But when she cut the brakes on my car I knew there was no going back. What signs told you that they didn't love you anymore... He gave me an 8 page letter explaining on his way out to work lol! Call yerself a Royal Marine, fucking coward...... Front and back? " Haha, front only - the interjected reply took it to about 16 pages though ! | |||
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"He’d joined a dating site and forgot to log out of his profile. It said he was single and had no kids. At the time he was engaged to me and we had a 2 year old. I saw all the chat convos he’d been having and all the messages he’d sent to different women. " Wot a bastud. I was particulalry annoyed at one guy on here who claimed he was widowed - that seemed really unspeakably evil, to claim she was dead. | |||
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"When she threw a iron at my head and shouted I don't love you any more. She didn't even finish my jeans she starts ironing. You iron your jeans??! " Unironed jeans are the worst. They feel like cardboard until you get a bit of steam into them. | |||
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"When she threw a iron at my head and shouted I don't love you any more. She didn't even finish my jeans she starts ironing. You iron your jeans??! " No it says there she ironed the jeans | |||
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"When she threw a iron at my head and shouted I don't love you any more. She didn't even finish my jeans she starts ironing. You iron your jeans??! No it says there she ironed the jeans " Oooooooooooooooohhh... that’s alright then.. phew! | |||
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"When she threw a iron at my head and shouted I don't love you any more. She didn't even finish my jeans she starts ironing." A real sign they don't love you any more is if they iron creases in them. | |||
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"I paid a fortune for my iron, so I'm not throwing it anyone! I've got some old plates I could throw " I probably paid enough for the iron too | |||
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"When she threw a iron at my head and shouted I don't love you any more. She didn't even finish my jeans she starts ironing. A real sign they don't love you any more is if they iron creases in them. " Ooh, below the belt that one. Too far | |||
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"When she threw a iron at my head and shouted I don't love you any more. She didn't even finish my jeans she starts ironing. What a bitch, nowt worse than half ironed jeans " Ironed jeans tho | |||
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"The dreaded .... "let's just be friends"." Yeah, heard that far too many times in my life. | |||
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"When he took my fetishwear and tried to get his new shag to wear it. There weren’t MANY sticky spots on it I suppose.. " What a guy!! | |||
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