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By *anOnFire69 OP   Man
over a year ago

The bedroom

A guy with 2 left feet goes on holiday but forgot to pack his flip flips

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get it"

Pull my finger is that you ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I don't get it

Pull my finger is that you ?"

Sorry it's early I'm being a bit dim.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Q: If the Dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of love.....

A: The Swallow .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get it

Pull my finger is that you ?

Sorry it's early I'm being a bit dim."

You said the same thing at 7:29pm yesterday too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy with 2 left feet goes on holiday but forgot to pack his flip flips "

Thats ok he can walk "around" till he finds another pair

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By *anOnFire69 OP   Man
over a year ago

The bedroom

Was offered a 50" plasma telly for £50 the other day. Apparently the volume button doesn't work.

I thought for 50 quid, You can't turn it down.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Was offered a 50" plasma telly for £50 the other day. Apparently the volume button doesn't work.

I thought for 50 quid, You can't turn it down. "

I've heard that one give us another...

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By *anOnFire69 OP   Man
over a year ago

The bedroom


"Was offered a 50" plasma telly for £50 the other day. Apparently the volume button doesn't work.

I thought for 50 quid, You can't turn it down.

I've heard that one give us another..."

I had a pony once called "treacle"

It had golden stirrups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Was offered a 50" plasma telly for £50 the other day. Apparently the volume button doesn't work.

I thought for 50 quid, You can't turn it down.

I've heard that one give us another...

I had a pony once called "treacle"

It had golden stirrups. "

That's a bit better,but didn't make me giggle. Third time lucky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get it

Pull my finger is that you ?"

Ok what have i done now

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By *anOnFire69 OP   Man
over a year ago

The bedroom


"Was offered a 50" plasma telly for £50 the other day. Apparently the volume button doesn't work.

I thought for 50 quid, You can't turn it down.

I've heard that one give us another...

I had a pony once called "treacle"

It had golden stirrups.

That's a bit better,but didn't make me giggle. Third time lucky..."

Wow you're a tricky audience.

I went into the ocean with a pot of salsa. A guy said "what you doing?"

"I'm taking a dip in the sea"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teacher asks Little Mary to give her a sentence using the word Contagious. Mary pauses for a while then says " On Sunday Miss my dad was in the garden painting the fence with a 1" paint brush, my Mum said look at that stupid twat, its going to take the Cunt Ages

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Teacher asks Little Mary to give her a sentence using the word Contagious. Mary pauses for a while then says " On Sunday Miss my dad was in the garden painting the fence with a 1" paint brush, my Mum said look at that stupid twat, its going to take the Cunt Ages "

Now that was funny.

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