FabSwingers.com forum: Top Ten.......

By *exybaby OP Man
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

The TOP 10 things that men would do if they woke up with a vagina for a day...

10...immediately go shopping for courgettes and cucumbers.

9...squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8...see if they really can do the splits.

7...see if it really is possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6...cross their legs without the need to re-arrange their crotch.

5...get picked up in a bar in less than 10mins BEFORE closing time.

4...have consecutive, multiple, orgasms and still be ready for more without the need for sleeping first.

3...go to the gynaecologist for a pelvic examination and then ask for it to be video recorded.

2...sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1...finally find that damned G-SPOT!

The TOP 10 things women would do if they woke with a penis for the day...

10...get ahead faster in Corporate Britain.

9...get a blow job.

8...find out just what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7...pee standing up whilst talking to other men at a urinal.

6...determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5...find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4...touch yourself, in public, without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3...jump up and down with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2...understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a mans' eye and the ruler situated next to his member thus causing two extra inches to be added to the final measurement.

1...repeat number 9.