FabSwingers.com forum: Kebabs

By *armer phil OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I live in a rural area so if I want a takeaway the order has to be over £25. So I order the works my dilemma is how long do you leave or how safe is a kebab after a couple of days??. I was told there is 2day rule I must admit I thing there are better when left marrinated over night. Any advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't eat one after few hours

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ooher,some supermarkets do frozen kebabs( think ASDA used to do them), might be a safer option!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t eat one fresh.. them doner kebabs are dodgy fam

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

There's only one true way to find out.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I live in a rural area so if I want a takeaway the order has to be over £25. So I order the works my dilemma is how long do you leave or how safe is a kebab after a couple of days??. I was told there is 2day rule I must admit I thing there are better when left marrinated over night. Any advice "

If it's cold and kept in the fridge then reheated to over 85 degrees 2 days should be fine unless it's chicken.

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"I wouldn’t eat one fresh.. them doner kebabs are dodgy fam"

Is everyone fam?

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

In my experience they're perfectly good the next day if kept in the fridge. And the day after they can be chopped and fried with something, for a bit of variety. As long as it's kept refrigerated, two days is usually fine!

Might get an ulucky bad one though, so maybe frozen ones are better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t eat one fresh.. them doner kebabs are dodgy fam

Is everyone fam?"

Yes fam

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I was a Taxi Diver on the Isle of Wight 1997-99 and we had a novel idea, that may be useful to you.

We had TRUSTED regulars, who gave us a ring when they got the munchies. So they would phone us first then order the food from their chosen takeaway. Phone us back to say when the food was ready. So straight to the chippy/Chinese/Indian/Kebab house pay for the food ourselves, then hot foot it to their house with the meter running at this point. Deliver the food, get paid for the food, fare and more often than not got a tip.

Don't know if this would work for you, but it's an idea.

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By *armer phil OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Double fried kebabs eh could catch on I guess. I wonder what Jamie Oliver would have to say about that!!, defo in his 15 min meal window. Might make his next book!!

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"I wouldn’t eat one fresh.. them doner kebabs are dodgy fam

Is everyone fam?

Yes fam "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to Iceland next time you are in town and ask for the kebab meat. It's amazing and can fit plenty of bags in the freezer. Order your sauce of choice off the net and bobs your uncle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/09/18 21:34:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t eat one fresh.. them doner kebabs are dodgy fam

Is everyone fam?

Yes fam

Oh dear"

What’s wrong fam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebab is not good for my six packs

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"[Removed by poster at 10/09/18 21:34:50]"

I saw that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 10/09/18 21:34:50]

I saw that

You see too much fam

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"I wouldn’t eat one fresh.. them doner kebabs are dodgy fam

Is everyone fam?

Yes fam

Oh dear

What’s wrong fam? "

It reminds me of when I talk to my 14 year old nephew. But he uses it correctly at least!

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"[Removed by poster at 10/09/18 21:34:50]

I saw that

You see too much fam "

I know bruv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/09/18 21:38:46]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t eat one fresh.. them doner kebabs are dodgy fam

Is everyone fam?

Yes fam

Oh dear

What’s wrong fam?

It reminds me of when I talk to my 14 year old nephew. But he uses it correctly at least!

Are you saying I don’t use it correctly?

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Probably safe enough if you heat it adequately but I wouldn't go near the stuff - dog meat haha

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I wouldn’t eat one fresh.. them doner kebabs are dodgy fam

Is everyone fam?

Yes fam

Oh dear

What’s wrong fam?

It reminds me of when I talk to my 14 year old nephew. But he uses it correctly at least!

Are you saying I don’t use it correctly? "

He's her nephew

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Kebabs......food of the Gods

(and will invariably make you shit like one the next morning)

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"I wouldn’t eat one fresh.. them doner kebabs are dodgy fam

Is everyone fam?

Yes fam

Oh dear

What’s wrong fam?

It reminds me of when I talk to my 14 year old nephew. But he uses it correctly at least!

Are you saying I don’t use it correctly? "

Yes

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By *armer phil OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm probably showing my age here but what is fam??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm probably showing my age here but what is fam?? "

Come on fam!

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By *armer phil OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sill lost er fam!! I need a emoj or something but can't find one will lol do!!

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"Sill lost er fam!! I need a emoj or something but can't find one will lol do!! "

Google is your friend. Urban dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sill lost er fam!! I need a emoj or something but can't find one will lol do!!

Google is your friend. Urban dictionary

Fam

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I wouldn't buy one full stop, you never know what crap is in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't buy one full stop, you never know what crap is in it."

Processed meat

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By *armer phil OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I wouldn't buy one full stop, you never know what crap is in it."
. Here's the dilemma as a farmer I know more or less that does go in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double fried kebabs eh could catch on I guess. I wonder what Jamie Oliver would have to say about that!!, defo in his 15 min meal window. Might make his next book!! "

Curiosity is killing us, eat it then post from your toilet as the kebab has it's revenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat the thing cold

And damn i really wanna kebab now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 10/09/18 23:02:53]"

I read that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't buy one full stop, you never know what crap is in it.. Here's the dilemma as a farmer I know more or less that does go in them. "

Do educate us Phil

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sill lost er fam!! I need a emoj or something but can't find one will lol do!!

Google is your friend. Urban dictionary

Fam "

Part ov da Bruvverhood innit Fam

Anyway OP, there are takeaways from pretty much every country on earth within a 2 minute walk from me, but if I do decide to have kebab, it's usually still good to eat cold for breakfast in the morning

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By *heangelWoman
over a year ago

wonderland

Mmm kebab with chips and salad and chilli sauce and mayo and cheeeessseeee

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about two?

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Kebab meat and chips ,just what you need after going to a club mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drive there and eat it fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kebab is not good for my six packs"

A kebab isn’t the same unless you wash it down with a six pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't buy one full stop, you never know what crap is in it.. Here's the dilemma as a farmer I know more or less that does go in them. "

The same shit that goes into hot dogs, sausages, burgers etc I expect. Tastes good tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't buy one full stop, you never know what crap is in it.. Here's the dilemma as a farmer I know more or less that does go in them.

The same shit that goes into hot dogs, sausages, burgers etc I expect. Tastes good tho. "

EU banned something that goes in doner kebabs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Kebab meat and chips ,just what you need after going to a club mmmmmmm"

Yeah, but you only get fries not proper chips, and when you have a chicken shish mix you don't need any more than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kebab meat and chips ,just what you need after going to a club mmmmmmm

Yeah, but you only get fries not proper chips, and when you have a chicken shish mix you don't need any more than that

We used to go to the chippy at lunch time many years ago, proper chips and kebab meat covered in mayonnaise. We used to call it elephant leg and chips. Ahh the good old days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't buy one full stop, you never know what crap is in it.. Here's the dilemma as a farmer I know more or less that does go in them.

The same shit that goes into hot dogs, sausages, burgers etc I expect. Tastes good tho.

EU banned something that goes in doner kebabs "

Probably the doner organs. Ask for a donner kebab instead next time. A doner kebab is an entirely different thing all together.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I know a guy who always used to buy two kebabs, one for that night and one for the morning after...dirty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont like em

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I know a guy who always used to buy two kebabs, one for that night and one for the morning after...dirty boy"

What a legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't buy one full stop, you never know what crap is in it.. Here's the dilemma as a farmer I know more or less that does go in them.

The same shit that goes into hot dogs, sausages, burgers etc I expect. Tastes good tho.

EU banned something that goes in doner kebabs "

Thank god for Brexit, our kebabs will get fixed as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for a platter. Which is effectively a mixed kebab, but more like a meal than a takeaway. So get it all put into separate containers. Then you can freeze or eat next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any form of lamb kebab dosent even taste like lamb and makes your fingers stink

you wouldnt know what cut of meat it is , obviously the cheapest, and what animal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any form of lamb kebab dosent even taste like lamb and makes your fingers stink

you wouldnt know what cut of meat it is , obviously the cheapest, and what animal ?

Who cares, they’re tasty as fuck and even more so when pissed

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Dont be eating it 2 days later unless you want a dose of the skitter and sick for a day...

I thought the thread was on viginas... Some of them look like a kebab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any form of lamb kebab dosent even taste like lamb and makes your fingers stink

you wouldnt know what cut of meat it is , obviously the cheapest, and what animal ?

Lamb, its a baby sheep. Very tasty.

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By *armer phil OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

So here's my report I have eat said day old kebab feel good it tasted delush. The only side effects so far are every 20min or so I release a strange noise from a part of my body but thus far I don't know which part i shall update if any further developments

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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