FabSwingers.com forum: Profile advice 2.0

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi guys, long time listener first time threader. I’m seeking advice on my profile because the clunge isn’t forth coming.

I’ve sent out 28748 messages and got 2 replies, one of those was asking if I knew the best way to get to Margate. Any tips and handy hints you may have would be appreciated.

Kind regards and thanks in advance X

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Avoid the M20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use of the word "clunge" might be seen as a negative!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s all the cock pics to be honest!

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

I've always hated Exeter since I was locked in a plane fuselage with an angry d*unk ozzie for 19 hrs, that could be it.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

It took me 30,000 msgs until

i had my first meet so dont give up!

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

What was the other reply?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the other reply?"

‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It took me 30,000 msgs until

i had my first meet so dont give up!"

There’s always hope

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just pm Seeside, if Bananaboi doesn't intercept you, then I'm sure you'll be fine

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"What was the other reply?

‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’"

Educate and inform

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it’s all the cock pics to be honest!

I shall double them then, thanks for the sage advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use of the word "clunge" might be seen as a negative!

Ok, note to self don’t call the flange, clunge , right, got it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the other reply?

‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’

Educate and inform "

It was wood chip from Homebase.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Avoid the M20"

Bugger, I told her, her best bet was the M20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pic of a woman swiveling on your penis, as proof that it fits

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

You have Exeter on your profile. Way too far and I'd only get lost, soz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pic of a woman swiveling on your penis, as proof that it fits

I’ll ask that women who is lost on the M20.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have Exeter on your profile. Way too far and I'd only get lost, soz.

Exeter is the nearest city, I’m actually in a yurt a stones throw from the A38.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pic of a woman swiveling on your penis, as proof that it fits

I’ll ask that women who is lost on the M20."

You could use your penis as a homing beacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pic of a woman swiveling on your penis, as proof that it fits

I’ll ask that women who is lost on the M20.

You could use your penis as a homing beacon

I can find water with it and which way is due North, it’s very handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pic of a woman swiveling on your penis, as proof that it fits

I’ll ask that women who is lost on the M20.

You could use your penis as a homing beacon

I can find water with it and which way is due North, it’s very handy."

It's the Swiss army knives of penises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck cares

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who the fuck cares

Not an original thought in your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck cares

Not an original thought in your head."

No, it’s copy and paste.

I’m normally very pleasant

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"You have Exeter on your profile. Way too far and I'd only get lost, soz.

Exeter is the nearest city, I’m actually in a yurt a stones throw from the A38."

Where's the A38? I only know the A391?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"A pic of a woman swiveling on your penis, as proof that it fits

I’ll ask that women who is lost on the M20.

You could use your penis as a homing beacon

I can find water with it and which way is due North, it’s very handy.

It's the Swiss army knives of penises."

Oooh multi use, I like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have Exeter on your profile. Way too far and I'd only get lost, soz.

Exeter is the nearest city, I’m actually in a yurt a stones throw from the A38.

Where's the A38? I only know the A391? "

It’s a bit of tarmac that has these fast moving metal box things on it. Rumour has these metal boxes go as far as Yeovil, but this is yet to be confirmed.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"You have Exeter on your profile. Way too far and I'd only get lost, soz.

Exeter is the nearest city, I’m actually in a yurt a stones throw from the A38.

Where's the A38? I only know the A391?

It’s a bit of tarmac that has these fast moving metal box things on it. Rumour has these metal boxes go as far as Yeovil, but this is yet to be confirmed."

Oh right, what do the funny white lines do then? Do they make the wheeled boxes go faster to the mythical Yeovil ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fkin amatures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have Exeter on your profile. Way too far and I'd only get lost, soz.

Exeter is the nearest city, I’m actually in a yurt a stones throw from the A38.

Where's the A38? I only know the A391?

It’s a bit of tarmac that has these fast moving metal box things on it. Rumour has these metal boxes go as far as Yeovil, but this is yet to be confirmed.

Oh right, what do the funny white lines do then? Do they make the wheeled boxes go faster to the mythical Yeovil ? "

We will never know, but we can merely speculate.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Fkin amatures

Are you still pulling?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fkin amatures

Are you still pulling?! "

Only his own plonker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the other reply?

‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’"

I often ask about background wallpaper, is this a bad thing to do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the other reply?

‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’

I often ask about background wallpaper, is this a bad thing to do?"

No, it shows a lady of class and distinction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the other reply?

‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’

I often ask about background wallpaper, is this a bad thing to do?

No, it shows a lady of class and distinction. "

You have wallpaper that shows a lady of class and distinction? Can I see it please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the other reply?

‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’

I often ask about background wallpaper, is this a bad thing to do?

No, it shows a lady of class and distinction.

You have wallpaper that shows a lady of class and distinction? Can I see it please

Certainly Homebase third aisle on the left

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Fkin amatures

Are you still pulling?!

Only his own plonker."

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

If at first you don't succeed...

Try

And try being bi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi guys, long time listener first time threader. I’m seeking advice on my profile because the clunge isn’t forth coming.

I’ve sent out 28748 messages and got 2 replies, one of those was asking if I knew the best way to get to Margate. Any tips and handy hints you may have would be appreciated.

Kind regards and thanks in advance X "

If I had sent that many emails Id be glued to my computer for well over a year

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Lose the cock pics mate,torso and face pics

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

"Lose the cock pics mate,torso and face pics "

And grow a beard

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Lose the cock pics mate,torso and face pics

And grow a beard

Oooh and get some tatts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need foot pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need foot pics."

I’ll try and stretch it, but I don’t think it will go to a foot though.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I hear that ‘gaping’ is a sure fire manner to tempt even the most stubborn of minge on this site.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah it’s been done before

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You need to jibber jabber better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah it’s been done before

Oh yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to jibber jabber better

Do I get them at the pound shop ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah it’s been done before

Oh yeah.

Not exactly the same but samish.. or simular if you wish.

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