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I totally want to turn it into something pervy but I'd best not as my son will stay in there when he comes to visit!
I'm gonna miss the tumble dryer I must admit. | |||
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"House guest has just left. It's been emotional, frustrating and in some cases great, but I'm glad to have my house to myself again. Now I just need to redecorate the spare room and get my house back to some kind of order. Also means I'm already planning what I can do with the room.
I totally want to turn it into something pervy but I'd best not as my son will stay in there when he comes to visit!
I'm gonna miss the tumble dryer I must admit."Yayyyyyyyy. Time to celebrate. I bet that's a load off your mind. It'll probably take you a while to adjust to your own space. | |||
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"House guest has just left. It's been emotional, frustrating and in some cases great, but I'm glad to have my house to myself again. Now I just need to redecorate the spare room and get my house back to some kind of order. Also means I'm already planning what I can do with the room.
I totally want to turn it into something pervy but I'd best not as my son will stay in there when he comes to visit!
I'm gonna miss the tumble dryer I must admit."Does he tend to turn up unannounced? If not, just limit yourself to pervy things you can move into your room for the duration as needed | |||
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"Have one of those secret beds that closes up into the wall and takes the restraints and pervy stuff with it "And a nice innnocent-looking ring in the ceiling that you can hang a swing or a set of restraints from.  | |||
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"Have one of those secret beds that closes up into the wall and takes the restraints and pervy stuff with it
And a nice innnocent-looking ring in the ceiling that you can hang a swing or a set of restraints from. "Ooh yes absolutely. Its a designer lampshade of course.  | |||
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"Think of all the space and noisy wanks you'll be able to have again "I suspect we're all thinking of the noisy wanks she'll be able to have  | |||
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Oh god, noisy wanks! I might treat myself to one tonight as a celebration!
I'm loving these decorating ideas, keep them coming!
And no, the boy child doesn't turn up without prior warning as I need to book time off work to see him. Working weekends is a right cunt at times. | |||
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"Why don't you a room that Germans called a 'leerer Raum'? " I'm afraid to look  | |||
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"Great, now enjoy Your Own company & the peace & quiet  "Yep, and I can make noise after 8pm on a Friday and not get a bollocking because she's hot work in the morning and needs to sleep! Wooohooo | |||
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"Great, now enjoy Your Own company & the peace & quiet
Yep, and I can make noise after 8pm on a Friday and not get a bollocking because she's hot work in the morning and needs to sleep! Wooohooo "Make sure she hasn't left any cameras behind..!  | |||
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"Great, now enjoy Your Own company & the peace & quiet
Yep, and I can make noise after 8pm on a Friday and not get a bollocking because she's hot work in the morning and needs to sleep! Wooohooo
Make sure she hasn't left any cameras behind..! "I'm cool. I've checked. This house is clean! Spoken like the little bird from poltergeist | |||
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"I don't wanna sleep in your sex den!" I wouldn't expect anyone to sleep in a sex den.. | |||
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"I don't wanna sleep in your sex den!" Ok, I'll make it a normal room and my room can be the sex den  so demanding. | |||
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"I'm about to shower and walk round naked "Pictures or it didn't happen  | |||
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"I'm about to shower and walk round naked
Pictures or it didn't happen "Too late, I have a new dress on, but that will have pictures. | |||
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"I'm about to shower and walk round naked "At least put yer stilettos on | |||
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"I feel like iam the only one on here that doesnt know why you had house guests and why you are so pleased that they are gone. The walking around naked now they are no longer there sounds delightful though!" Long story, I let one of the girls from work stay at mine temporarily until she got herself sorted. Exactly a year and she's finally gone but she could be a nightmare. I was having the piss taken out of me in style. | |||
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"I feel like iam the only one on here that doesnt know why you had house guests and why you are so pleased that they are gone. The walking around naked now they are no longer there sounds delightful though! Long story, I let one of the girls from work stay at mine temporarily until she got herself sorted. Exactly a year and she's finally gone but she could be a nightmare. I was having the piss taken out of me in style." I had someone sofa surfing at mine a couple of years ago, he contributed absolutely Jack in nearly 2 months, so his hook was well and truly slung | |||
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"I feel like iam the only one on here that doesnt know why you had house guests and why you are so pleased that they are gone. The walking around naked now they are no longer there sounds delightful though! Long story, I let one of the girls from work stay at mine temporarily until she got herself sorted. Exactly a year and she's finally gone but she could be a nightmare. I was having the piss taken out of me in style. I had someone sofa surfing at mine a couple of years ago, he contributed absolutely Jack in nearly 2 months, so his hook was well and truly slung "I never asked for a penny they whole time she was here, just to top up the gas and electric. She got her own food, well she had to, I don't buy any | |||
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"I feel like iam the only one on here that doesnt know why you had house guests and why you are so pleased that they are gone. The walking around naked now they are no longer there sounds delightful though! Long story, I let one of the girls from work stay at mine temporarily until she got herself sorted. Exactly a year and she's finally gone but she could be a nightmare. I was having the piss taken out of me in style. I had someone sofa surfing at mine a couple of years ago, he contributed absolutely Jack in nearly 2 months, so his hook was well and truly slung
I never asked for a penny they whole time she was here, just to top up the gas and electric. She got her own food, well she had to, I don't buy any "Awww, I'll treat you to a pot noodle sweetheart  | |||
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"I feel like iam the only one on here that doesnt know why you had house guests and why you are so pleased that they are gone. The walking around naked now they are no longer there sounds delightful though! Long story, I let one of the girls from work stay at mine temporarily until she got herself sorted. Exactly a year and she's finally gone but she could be a nightmare. I was having the piss taken out of me in style. I had someone sofa surfing at mine a couple of years ago, he contributed absolutely Jack in nearly 2 months, so his hook was well and truly slung
I never asked for a penny they whole time she was here, just to top up the gas and electric. She got her own food, well she had to, I don't buy any
Awww, I'll treat you to a pot noodle sweetheart "Such a gent Ace
You can fuck right off if it's beef and tomato though | |||
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"I'm about to shower and walk round naked
Pictures or it didn't happen
Too late, I have a new dress on, but that will have pictures."I think the moths have been at it, it's full of holes. | |||
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"I'm about to shower and walk round naked
Pictures or it didn't happen
Too late, I have a new dress on, but that will have pictures.
I think the moths have been at it, it's full of holes. "Ha! Indeed they have | |||
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"I feel like iam the only one on here that doesnt know why you had house guests and why you are so pleased that they are gone. The walking around naked now they are no longer there sounds delightful though! Long story, I let one of the girls from work stay at mine temporarily until she got herself sorted. Exactly a year and she's finally gone but she could be a nightmare. I was having the piss taken out of me in style. I had someone sofa surfing at mine a couple of years ago, he contributed absolutely Jack in nearly 2 months, so his hook was well and truly slung
I never asked for a penny they whole time she was here, just to top up the gas and electric. She got her own food, well she had to, I don't buy any
Awww, I'll treat you to a pot noodle sweetheart
Such a gent Ace
You can fuck right off if it's beef and tomato though "I can pick one up from Lidl on ma way round, do I have to supply a plastic fork as well? | |||
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"I feel like iam the only one on here that doesnt know why you had house guests and why you are so pleased that they are gone. The walking around naked now they are no longer there sounds delightful though! Long story, I let one of the girls from work stay at mine temporarily until she got herself sorted. Exactly a year and she's finally gone but she could be a nightmare. I was having the piss taken out of me in style. I had someone sofa surfing at mine a couple of years ago, he contributed absolutely Jack in nearly 2 months, so his hook was well and truly slung
I never asked for a penny they whole time she was here, just to top up the gas and electric. She got her own food, well she had to, I don't buy any
Awww, I'll treat you to a pot noodle sweetheart
Such a gent Ace
You can fuck right off if it's beef and tomato though
I can pick one up from Lidl on ma way round, do I have to supply a plastic fork as well? "And they say romance is dead. | |||
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"I feel like iam the only one on here that doesnt know why you had house guests and why you are so pleased that they are gone. The walking around naked now they are no longer there sounds delightful though! Long story, I let one of the girls from work stay at mine temporarily until she got herself sorted. Exactly a year and she's finally gone but she could be a nightmare. I was having the piss taken out of me in style. I had someone sofa surfing at mine a couple of years ago, he contributed absolutely Jack in nearly 2 months, so his hook was well and truly slung
I never asked for a penny they whole time she was here, just to top up the gas and electric. She got her own food, well she had to, I don't buy any
Awww, I'll treat you to a pot noodle sweetheart
Such a gent Ace
You can fuck right off if it's beef and tomato though
I can pick one up from Lidl on ma way round, do I have to supply a plastic fork as well?
And they say romance is dead."Jeepers! Come on Alice, the bar has been set high this weekend! I may have spare wooden forks from the chippy. | |||
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"Looking for another house mate? "Hey you! Well, I can honestly say I'm not, however someone is getting a doorkey. | |||
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"I feel like iam the only one on here that doesnt know why you had house guests and why you are so pleased that they are gone. The walking around naked now they are no longer there sounds delightful though! Long story, I let one of the girls from work stay at mine temporarily until she got herself sorted. Exactly a year and she's finally gone but she could be a nightmare. I was having the piss taken out of me in style. I had someone sofa surfing at mine a couple of years ago, he contributed absolutely Jack in nearly 2 months, so his hook was well and truly slung
I never asked for a penny they whole time she was here, just to top up the gas and electric. She got her own food, well she had to, I don't buy any
Awww, I'll treat you to a pot noodle sweetheart
Such a gent Ace
You can fuck right off if it's beef and tomato though
I can pick one up from Lidl on ma way round, do I have to supply a plastic fork as well?
And they say romance is dead.
Jeepers! Come on Alice, the bar has been set high this weekend!
I may have spare wooden forks from the chippy."Ay up, we're quids in here then Sis  | |||
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"Looking for another house mate?
Hey you! Well, I can honestly say I'm not, however someone is getting a doorkey."Excellent. Me and the kids are getting our cases packed and we're on our way. I've also arranged to pick up 5 dogs and 19 cats (all from Miss SJ would you believe) on the way. See you soon | |||
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"Looking for another house mate?
Hey you! Well, I can honestly say I'm not, however someone is getting a doorkey.
Excellent. Me and the kids are getting our cases packed and we're on our way. I've also arranged to pick up 5 dogs and 19 cats (all from Miss SJ would you believe) on the way.
See you soon"Nooo, leave the cats.  | |||
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"Congratulations! Enjoy your space, you sacrificed it for long enough for generous reasons. Maybe it's time I got the friends who have used me as a free storage facility, one for over 5 years, the other for over 10 years, to come and take their stuff back. I want my room back too. " Christ they've probably forgotten you have it! Flog it. | |||
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"So you can get back to pooping with the bathroom door open again princess toot toot "Who said I stopped eh? | |||
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"So you can get back to pooping with the bathroom door open again princess toot toot
Who said I stopped eh? "The hidden camera footage | |||
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"So you can get back to pooping with the bathroom door open again princess toot toot
Who said I stopped eh? "Not what most peoe mean by exhibitionism, but whatever floats your boat | |||
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"Onwards and upwards! Maybe get a swing chair that's interchangeable with a sex swing?!" Yes! Do you have any beams in there? If so get shopping for ropes and hooks. Or you could put in a gym bench or two! Dual function:same result...a sweaty work out. Large mirrors on the back of a wardrobe (put it on wheels) | |||
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"Looking for another house mate?
Hey you! Well, I can honestly say I'm not, however someone is getting a doorkey.
Excellent. Me and the kids are getting our cases packed and we're on our way. I've also arranged to pick up 5 dogs and 19 cats (all from Miss SJ would you believe) on the way.
See you soon
Nooo, leave the cats. "Sorry, we're a package deal | |||
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"So you can get back to pooping with the bathroom door open again princess toot toot
Who said I stopped eh?
Not what most peoe mean by exhibitionism, but whatever floats your boat "She pissed me off, I wanted her to endure it. And sometimes they really would float like a boat | |||
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"So you can get back to pooping with the bathroom door open again princess toot toot
Who said I stopped eh?
The hidden camera footage "Shlaaaaaag | |||
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"Onwards and upwards! Maybe get a swing chair that's interchangeable with a sex swing?! Yes! Do you have any beams in there? If so get shopping for ropes and hooks. Or you could put in a gym bench or two! Dual function:same result...a sweaty work out. Large mirrors on the back of a wardrobe (put it on wheels) " It's a pretty small room. Walls are black brick and rock fucking solid | |||
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"Looking for another house mate?
Hey you! Well, I can honestly say I'm not, however someone is getting a doorkey.
Excellent. Me and the kids are getting our cases packed and we're on our way. I've also arranged to pick up 5 dogs and 19 cats (all from Miss SJ would you believe) on the way.
See you soon
Nooo, leave the cats.
Sorry, we're a package deal "Pfffffft. | |||
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"House guest has just left. It's been emotional, frustrating and in some cases great, but I'm glad to have my house to myself again. Now I just need to redecorate the spare room and get my house back to some kind of order. Also means I'm already planning what I can do with the room.
I totally want to turn it into something pervy but I'd best not as my son will stay in there when he comes to visit!
I'm gonna miss the tumble dryer I must admit."and get rid of the secret cameras | |||
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"i'll gladly help you decorate.. ive got a van so could pickup a tumble drier on my way too....." I already have someone in the pipeline to help with the decorating but thank you. If you could send the dryer by first class post that'd be just dandy | |||
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"Onwards and upwards! Maybe get a swing chair that's interchangeable with a sex swing?! Yes! Do you have any beams in there? If so get shopping for ropes and hooks. Or you could put in a gym bench or two! Dual function:same result...a sweaty work out. Large mirrors on the back of a wardrobe (put it on wheels) It's a pretty small room. Walls are black brick and rock fucking solid" It's a dungeon then, in the cellar? You could screw CLS (these are dirt cheap pieces of wood, that are used in partition walls £3ish a piece) These can be screwed to the wall, either vertically or horizontally and when painted or stained can me made to look like shelving struts. Then screen in the detachable hooks, pulleys and what not . I have an alcove and have used them as a book shelf. And yes they can take my body weight, I have a few spare pieces at mine. If you want I can send you a few pics if you want. | |||
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