FabSwingers.com forum: You've cancelled a meet with the person above because of a message they just sent you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But what did the message say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just FYI, this is a joke thread

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

'I can't wait to fill all your holes, what you gonna wear?'

click.................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my husband will be meeting us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you’re totally fine with my Mr Blobby fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you not wash for 4 days before we meet? Pleeeassseeeee...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can you shit on my husband's chest and make him eat it?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

The video recorder is all set up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop going throu my bins and ask for my knickers dont take the clean ones

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"The video recorder is all set up

I have a nice Chianti waiting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about destroying me with his girthy cock. Meh.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I forgot to get some cake

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"The video recorder is all set up

I have a nice Chianti waiting...

"I have a confession, those aren't my pics...."

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The video recorder is all set up

My reply to that is... is it on widescreen setting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we play bare ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just FYI, this is a joke thread"

Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before you ask it's chocolate on the sheets

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By *ekyllnHideCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"The video recorder is all set up

I have a nice Chianti waiting...

And My dog is called Precious......

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Here and there

I thought when you asked me to mow your lawn it was a euphemism. I’m no unpaid gardener!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

How about we try a r*pe fantasy of mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about we try a r*pe fantasy of mine?

When you said you wanted fuck me didn’t know it was literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if my parents join us...

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

BTW I'm allergic to condoms but don't worry, I've mastered the rhythm method.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BTW I'm allergic to condoms but don't worry, I've mastered the rhythm method. "

What’s wrong with that? Probably a good catholic girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring my mates? They’re not on fab but they’re really up for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave your door open & wear a blindfold.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I might be a bit late because I'm packing my suitcase.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"BTW I'm allergic to condoms but don't worry, I've mastered the rhythm method.

What’s wrong with that? Probably a good catholic girl. "

Lol. I was writing as if a woman received that message.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

"BTW I'm allergic to condoms but don't worry, I've mastered the rhythm method.

What’s wrong with that? Probably a good catholic girl.

Lol. I was writing as if a woman received that message.

I don’t suppose you’d mind if I brought my guide dog with me. Makes it mush easier for me to find things. Thanks awfully

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By *uriouscouple7692Couple
over a year ago

London

It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!

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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

The penicillin should have worked by Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BTW I'm allergic to condoms but don't worry, I've mastered the rhythm method.

What’s wrong with that? Probably a good catholic girl.

Lol. I was writing as if a woman received that message.

Oh. I just lie and say I’ve had the snip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we’d met when we were younger I’d have got you pregnant so quickly!

True story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The doctor said its not contagious

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The doctor said its not contagious "

I realised they were my mum and dad.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"The video recorder is all set up

I have a nice Chianti waiting...

"I have a confession, those aren't my pics...."

Now Ms Frisky, please don't be telling people why they call me Fat Larry in real life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The video recorder is all set up

I have a nice Chianti waiting...

"I have a confession, those aren't my pics...."

Now Ms Frisky, please don't be telling people why they call me Fat Larry in real life...

Sorry ripped all my tshirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do bareback.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Somebody asked me if I'd meet them down a dark alley once! I mean do guys actually think that someone would do that??

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Can I bring a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring a friend

But that sounds like fun bbz?. Lexi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you do bareback.

Why you think I make good looking kids or something

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Can I bring a friend

But that sounds like fun bbz?. Lexi"

Could be his dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring a friend

But that sounds like fun bbz?. Lexi

Could be his dog

Can’t think of any reason why i would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you’re totally fine with my Mr Blobby fetish? "
As long as you are fine with my Wicked Witch of the West Fetish my pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you do bareback.

Why you think I make good looking kids or something

Behave Mr lol. Lexi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring a friend

But that sounds like fun bbz?. Lexi

Could be his dog

True haha. Always ask how many legs does your friend have lol. Anything more than 3 is a no then. Lexi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S i'm on.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

We're too close for comfort.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"We're too close for comfort. "

Asked about making a film

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"We're too close for comfort.

Asked about making a film

Said she was into urethral sounding

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Just get in the back of the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love what your wearing! I can see you through the back window...

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Love what your wearing! I can see you through the back window... "
limited appeal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore my Rottweiler, he will stop once you have cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bringing my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kids will wait in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like ppl with long hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cattle prod is fully charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think our kids go to the same school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think our kids go to the same school."

Haha I’ve had that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think our kids go to the same school.

Haha I’ve had that!"

Sheeeit!!!

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By *anOnFire69Man
over a year ago

The bedroom

We need to drop my nan off to bingo first then after bingo can she watch?

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