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By *aptain V OP   Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve cum ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve dug the garden...

Fairly easy to see it wasn’t true..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long you got..... think the one where he had told me he had been to the dogs ... meaning the racing and had actually been to a greedy girl night and met me after smelling of chlorine

A single guy friend of ours let it slip in conversation the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give a amazing bj

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No, I didn't steal your 46" Sony Bravia tv, it broke as I was getting it out of the car...... Yeah righty ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will date me,

My first wife's bit on the side's phone number made it onto our Friends and Family BT list, but she still denied it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this thread could be my wet dream

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything."

Mine was the same..

Made for a confusing life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.

Mine was the same..

Made for a confusing life"

Imagine the stories we could tell over a large glass of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

I mean i think he believed it ... but you dont treat people like that when you love them

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything."

Jesus I could fill up 175 just on my own

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By *aptain V OP   Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.

Jesus I could fill up 175 just on my own "

I would love to hear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything."

This!!!! I can easily tell when he's lying even now, 5 years later - his lips are moving!!!!! Not a nice person or "father" to my beauty

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.

Jesus I could fill up 175 just on my own "

I think the small lies were worse than the really big ones but the big ones were the dumbest because they were bound to be discovered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.

Mine was the same..

Made for a confusing life"

God must be lots of them around as mine was as well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex disappeared around new years eve after a bust up. I phoned and received a foreign ring tone. When I challenged her she claimed it was because she was on the isle if wight with a girlfriend .

Was actually Cologne with her new fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to think about that....... a few !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t called you and abused / accused you

.... errr.... my phone says your number and the time / length of the call!!!! oh yes - it’s your voice too

DUMB-ASS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love you

I mean i think he believed it ... but you dont treat people like that when you love them "

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Why is your fetish wear in my suitcase for a business trip?

I’m taking it to the tip as you don’t wear it any more’

Just why even string the words together??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to work late; I'll be home about 1am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex didn't actually lie much. He was quite open about his affair and made sure I found out eventually.

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

I was confused, it was the wine that made me do it.... Hmmmm

“Oh so the conversation they just sent me that dated over the last 6months upto an hour ago was all the wines doing. Fuck I best have some eh”

Was I think, how it went.

Some people are really shit when the truth hits them square on.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.

Mine was the same..

Made for a confusing life

God must be lots of them around as mine was as well x "

Yep, I had one of those too.

He would always deny he'd been drinking when a) he couldn't walk straight, b) my sense of smell works just fine.

I'm not sure he himself knows what reality is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno i cant remember pointless shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None that I can think of. Idon't date arseholes. They do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything."
me too x

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By *orthern BeardMan
over a year ago

Banbury

‘ I’m pregnant’

Worst thing you could lie about

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I rush up stairs to the bedroom. I ask my wife '' are you still seeing and shagging your lover'' ? ''no she reply's'' ''Then why is his car parked outside, coat on the banister, and his feet is sticking out from under the bed.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

The friend that he swore blind was stalking him was actually his live-in girlfriend.

The other friend that he swore blind was also stalking him, he was shagging as well

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"This will date me,

My first wife's bit on the side's phone number made it onto our Friends and Family BT list, but she still denied it!"

Oh shit!!!!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

When i found his dating profile stating he wanted fresh start in 2014 (we had got together in 2013 and still were as far as i knew) he said it was an old profile from before i met him.

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

That he loved me

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By *ocketman99Man
over a year ago

fermanagh

It’s not you, it’s me!!!!!

WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One told me he was on boot camp for 2 weeks.when he Was in america with his mam had photos on his face book. Boarding pass in his bag yet still denied it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god where do I start ?? Psycho bitch springs to mind, a used condom on our bedroom floor when we didn't use them ?? And no one had been round ?? Righto lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheated on Christmas Day evening said she was with her dad . Went to pictures with girlfriend but no she’s with a bloke and nowhere near a cinema just two of the long list of lies from ex-wife . Still it’s made me stay single ever since as I won’t go through that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He loved me! He was borderline narcissistic and I do think he believed what he said

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"One told me he was on boot camp for 2 weeks.when he Was in america with his mam had photos on his face book. Boarding pass in his bag yet still denied it.

"

It's the Kim Philby method. He said even if they have photographic evidence of you doing something, deny it. Eventually it makes you start to doubt yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything."

And I'm with you on this!! If I had alday I could tell some that would blow the rest out the water!! 1 ended with a night in the cells an 12 months on bail lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.

I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.

Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love you

I mean i think he believed it ... but you dont treat people like that when you love them "

I agree but they do.. it's not a lie to them I dont think?

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"Out of all the spunk I've tasted,yours is the best"

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

I was d*unk, I woke up naked in the same bed with him but we never did anything I swear.

M’s ex wife who was then found to be pregnant by the same guy who she didn’t do anything with.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"None that I can think of. Idon't date arseholes. They do."

Wait ... whaat ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.

I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.

Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.

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you have to laugh.

One spectacular one wasn't told to me but the manager of our bank. I won't go in to exact detail but it involved having to get his parents out of a country that had recently come under the control of a dictator and him borrowing a lot of money on the strength of that. His parents were staying in our house at the time.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

I'm over you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This will date me,

My first wife's bit on the side's phone number made it onto our Friends and Family BT list, but she still denied it!"

Wow that made me smile ... shows our age!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"This will date me,

My first wife's bit on the side's phone number made it onto our Friends and Family BT list, but she still denied it!"

Haha. My dad once accused my mum when checking their phone bill about a number he didn't recognise. It was several weeks later when I found out and had to point out it was my landline. And it was him who called me to try and sort out a computer issue. Not embarrasing much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love you

I mean i think he believed it ... but you dont treat people like that when you love them

Same "

Same here too

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"I'm fine with singing I'd get off to you fucking another woman"

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.

Mine was the same..

Made for a confusing life

God must be lots of them around as mine was as well x "

Has everyone checked it's not the same person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That he had moved to Devon but the new pic he had as his profile on WhatsApp showed Portsmouth in the background.

If you are going to lie you have to take care of the detail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That he had moved to Devon but the new pic he had as his profile on WhatsApp showed Portsmouth in the background.

If you are going to lie you have to take care of the detail "

And have a good memory.

Unfortunately as mine was also an alcoholic his memory was also a little fuzzy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That he didn’t have a drink problem.

“Sometimes we are just the collateral damage in someone else’s war against themselves” ~ Lauren Eden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.

I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.

Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.

"

sounds like a total naccistic person. They do twist it around. Make you think your going nuts... when in reality you just know.

So hard to get out of too. And they normally make you out somehow to be the one in the wrong to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said ‘I’m a nice girl’

The Irony!

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Before I met Mr K I briefly went out with a guy who was in his words 'all about the truth'. He said he was 39 but then mentioned he had watched the 1970 Mexico world cup in the school hall and how brilliant it was...it meant he was about 10 years older than he'd said.

He also said he was a private chef and travelled the world on tour with bands and on yachts and he said he owned a 5 bed house in East London. Turned out he worked in 'spoons as a barman and rented a bedsit above the pub.

When I called him out on his lies and finished with him he said he had ambitions and so it wasn't lying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That he had moved to Devon but the new pic he had as his profile on WhatsApp showed Portsmouth in the background.

If you are going to lie you have to take care of the detail

And have a good memory.

Unfortunately as mine was also an alcoholic his memory was also a little fuzzy.."

Mine wasn't an alcoholic but I realised after he walked away after 5 months with no reason that his whole persona was a lie. He carefully found out everything I wanted in a man and pretended to be that man. He seems to find a "special person" victim each year on here and changes persona to fit what they want.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

hes just a friend nothing happened

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Not me, but an friend had been dating a guy who said he was a widower. However after a couple of messages from another female she did a bit if digging. The next time the guy showed up she caught him off guard with "Glad to see your dead wife got better. Must have been hard for her getting that promotion last week"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love you

I mean i think he believed it ... but you dont treat people like that when you love them

Same "

Same here too

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was the biggest liar ever born from little lies to huge whoppers I doubt that he could even spell the word honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When caught sexting my best mate! Im just messaging your friend to see how much of a friend they are

Miss s

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By *ekyllnHideCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

[Removed by poster at 10/09/18 11:11:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another FAB fantasist told me he couldn't host as an ex had set light to his house with him in it and had been given a 10 year prison sentence so he didn't tell anyone his address now.

Lies like this may have worked before Google was invented but not in 2018!

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By *ekyllnHideCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Went out with a guy that told me his wife had died of a brain tumour & that he couldn’t invite me over as her parents lived with him as they wanted to be near where she died and keep him company!! The story was very detailed and went on for months......I was only 18 at the time and our first date was the same day my Grandma had died!! He picked me up literally as I’d taken the phone call from my Dad!! Told him I wouldn’t be in a very good mood and that my grandma had just died of a brain tumour.......and his bullshit started from that second onwards lol!!

Bizarrely, his wife wasn’t dead!! And even more bizarrely 10years later myself and the not so dead wife ended up being acquaintances via some mutual friends.....I never told her what he had said as she had already divorced him and was married to someone else!! Plus then, I’d have had to admit sleeping with her ex husband whilst she was married to him and that type of conversation never ends well......

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


" "

That she didn't have a drink problem despite plenty of evidence to the opposite.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Its not you , its me

I just can,t do this,

And I will always love you,

As she walked out the door of the house that just cost us 300K 3 days before,

Hows that for being left holding the bag, lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"When caught sexting my best mate! Im just messaging your friend to see how much of a friend they are

Miss s"

Ah that old chestnut. One particularly convoluted lie was about his work not paying him so I needed to borrow some money from somewhere to get us through the month. I naturally questioned him a bit too rigorously for his comfort so he told me that he had done it to test me. to see if I'd stand by him in a crisis. oh, so that's ok then

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

The dumbest lie my ex told was when I'd questioned a very obvious lie of hers, and as she was trying to squirm out of it she said, "Yeah, but no, but..".

I said to her, "Did you actually just say, yeah but no, but?". Of course she lied and said, "NO!", and then tried to convince me she hadn't said what I'd just heard.

Being with a pathological liar is fabulous fun!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

She was away on a team building camping trip with McDonald's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't exactly a lie, but he 'forgot' to tell me he had a child.

He only told me when I asked about a photo when I was at his house otherwise I'd probably never have known.

Unsurprisingly we didn't last long.

I will stress not because he had a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When caught sexting my best mate! Im just messaging your friend to see how much of a friend they are

Miss s"

Just make a note of that one

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Wasn't exactly a lie, but he 'forgot' to tell me he had a child.

He only told me when I asked about a photo when I was at his house otherwise I'd probably never have known.

Unsurprisingly we didn't last long.

I will stress not because he had a child. "

My ex did the same. I knew about one child, but I didn't know about the one that was about six months younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I worked in Chichester in the 1980s a girl I knew moved in with a guy from Scotland, who went home every 2 weeks to see his kids from a former marriage, about 6 months later his Ex wife turned up at the door, only she wasn't Ex are all, she just thought he was working away from home and turned up to surprise him!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Talking about lying about children. Did anyone see that woman who lied to an ex claiming that a friend's child was hers? She claimed maintenance from him and even managed somehow to get him access to the boy at weekends. The man was heartbroken when he discovered the truth

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Talking about lying about children. Did anyone see that woman who lied to an ex claiming that a friend's child was hers? She claimed maintenance from him and even managed somehow to get him access to the boy at weekends. The man was heartbroken when he discovered the truth"

Yes, I saw it. What she did was disgusting.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.

I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.

Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.

sounds like a total naccistic person. They do twist it around. Make you think your going nuts... when in reality you just know.

So hard to get out of too. And they normally make you out somehow to be the one in the wrong to others "

Gas lighters is what they are

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Blimey I’ve got millions from various ex’s .......... we can’t sell the house ...... why he was still with the ex but it turned out she wasn’t an ex .... still very much together ..... I was young and impressionable ha ha

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Talking about lying about children. Did anyone see that woman who lied to an ex claiming that a friend's child was hers? She claimed maintenance from him and even managed somehow to get him access to the boy at weekends. The man was heartbroken when he discovered the truth

Yes, I saw it. What she did was disgusting."

Lots of lying is disgusting. It hurts people and causes them to doubt themselves.

We all lie, it's what oils the wheels of social interaction. "Pleased to meet you" falls easily from your mouth even though sometimes you're anything but. It's the big and small lies with the intent to manipulate that cause the damage

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

I've never loved anyone like I love you

Should of stopped at anyone dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never loved anyone like I love you

Should of stopped at anyone dear "

So sad ??

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"I've never loved anyone like I love you

Should of stopped at anyone dear

So sad ?? "

Mucho sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.

I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.

Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.

"

My ex was a Narcissists aswell! Fits this to a T! Full of self bravado and importance, always turned things around made me feel bad and question myself,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was very honest. Sometimes brutally so ... some white lies would have been comforting

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

He wore tights because he was cold

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

I don’t care we won’t have our own children, your enough.

Well obviously I wasn’t enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they still love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another FAB fantasist told me he couldn't host as an ex had set light to his house with him in it and had been given a 10 year prison sentence so he didn't tell anyone his address now.

Lies like this may have worked before Google was invented but not in 2018!"

I'll use that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the empty wine glass I found in our house with lipstick on , she was just a friend. Yeah right.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"He wore tights because he was cold"

Legit ?

G strings make you more aerodynamic too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say I love you and you think well you probably said that to all your exes

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Sorry I know it’s Sunday afternoon

Went to Julie’s after the night club and fell asleep, woke up with a massive hang over

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By *aptain V OP   Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"That the empty wine glass I found in our house with lipstick on , she was just a friend. Yeah right. "
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Maybe it was his? Lol

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I feel fortunate reading this, can't think of any obvious situations where i've found an ex lying like most of these...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘ I’m pregnant’

Worst thing you could lie about"

Eeesh, thats rough:/

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a chick move in with another guy! Telling him i was a lodger! I later found out shed slept with 7 other guys, 5 in one week while on a girly holiday!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never hit a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would never hit a woman "

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

That I could never manage without him and nobody else would ever go near me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would never hit a woman "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That the empty wine glass I found in our house with lipstick on , she was just a friend. Yeah right. .

Maybe it was his? Lol"

He went on to marry her (though they subsequently divorced when she had an affair) and it wasn’t his colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're crap in bed....such a fucking lie!!!!

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By *aptain V OP   Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

It wasn't me

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

He didn’t fuck the woman he cheated on me with until after I asked him to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Let's go to the travel agents and pick any destination. Money no object because I won a big bet.

Reality: he was a brickies labourer on £250 a week before tax and there was no bet!

*same ex... I own this riverside apartment with two balconies and all the mod cons.

Reality: that Apartment belongs to his parents and he sleeps in their spare room.

* same ex... I'll always love and look after you babe.

Reality: he stalked me, wanted to know where I was at all times. Before we lived together he used to turn up on my doorstep uninvited and unannounced every day. Even randomly turn up with his son and expecting him to stay and me cook/feed the pair of them without even asking beforehand.

Tried making me give up my career, banned me from using public transport, sent abusive text because I took 10 mins to reply to his text... why? He didn't want any man talking to me, didn't want any man sitting next to or near me on public transport and I work in construction so he didn't want that career to continue.

Oh he ripped up my dresses, took my phone off me every time we went to bed and before i used the bathroom. Smashed up my bedroom and tried to use a thick heavy folder to smash down onto my head. My son walked into the room as he was in mid-swing. That was the final straw. I ended it and told he to leave before I called the police.

But apparently he says he's a nice guy who would adore and care for me!

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By *eejay2015Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in Buckinghamshire


"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.

Mine was the same..

Made for a confusing life"

My last partner was the same.

He told me and two other women he cheated on me with, the same lies too.... How did it go.... Oh yes "I've never been in love before, I've never taken a woman home to meet family, I see in my crystal ball that you'll be my wife in a few years". I heard that in September 2012, I remember it like yesterday. I loved him & he broke my heart when he cheated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lie but my ex told me I was one in a million. I found out she was telling the bloody truth.

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

I haven’t cheated on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cocks small. What a joke

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By *aptain V OP   Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"* Let's go to the travel agents and pick any destination. Money no object because I won a big bet.

Reality: he was a brickies labourer on £250 a week before tax and there was no bet!

*same ex... I own this riverside apartment with two balconies and all the mod cons.

Reality: that Apartment belongs to his parents and he sleeps in their spare room.

* same ex... I'll always love and look after you babe.

Reality: he stalked me, wanted to know where I was at all times. Before we lived together he used to turn up on my doorstep uninvited and unannounced every day. Even randomly turn up with his son and expecting him to stay and me cook/feed the pair of them without even asking beforehand.

Tried making me give up my career, banned me from using public transport, sent abusive text because I took 10 mins to reply to his text... why? He didn't want any man talking to me, didn't want any man sitting next to or near me on public transport and I work in construction so he didn't want that career to continue.

Oh he ripped up my dresses, took my phone off me every time we went to bed and before i used the bathroom. Smashed up my bedroom and tried to use a thick heavy folder to smash down onto my head. My son walked into the room as he was in mid-swing. That was the final straw. I ended it and told he to leave before I called the police.

But apparently he says he's a nice guy who would adore and care for me!

"

This guy sounds like a nutter. Do you still hear from him? Did you report what he did to the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Let's go to the travel agents and pick any destination. Money no object because I won a big bet.

Reality: he was a brickies labourer on £250 a week before tax and there was no bet!

*same ex... I own this riverside apartment with two balconies and all the mod cons.

Reality: that Apartment belongs to his parents and he sleeps in their spare room.

* same ex... I'll always love and look after you babe.

Reality: he stalked me, wanted to know where I was at all times. Before we lived together he used to turn up on my doorstep uninvited and unannounced every day. Even randomly turn up with his son and expecting him to stay and me cook/feed the pair of them without even asking beforehand.

Tried making me give up my career, banned me from using public transport, sent abusive text because I took 10 mins to reply to his text... why? He didn't want any man talking to me, didn't want any man sitting next to or near me on public transport and I work in construction so he didn't want that career to continue.

Oh he ripped up my dresses, took my phone off me every time we went to bed and before i used the bathroom. Smashed up my bedroom and tried to use a thick heavy folder to smash down onto my head. My son walked into the room as he was in mid-swing. That was the final straw. I ended it and told he to leave before I called the police.

But apparently he says he's a nice guy who would adore and care for me!

This guy sounds like a nutter. Do you still hear from him? Did you report what he did to the police "

I did for awhile. He would call but not say why he was calling. Kept doing it so I blocked him in the end. Then his parents called me asking for their t.v. back! . Turned out the tv set he gave me as a gift was his parents! He had taken out of their spare room without permission.

He hasn't told his parents why I broke up with him. After I told then everything, they told me I could keep the t.v. as a apology gift from them. I told them they had nothing to apologies for. I told them their son needs professional help and left it at that. Next heard from any of them again.

I've seen on social media he's married with another child. I wasn't surprised because he kept pestering me to marry him and have another baby! I wonder if he's violent to his wife. So far I've kept out of it. Should I of?

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

My ex got arrested for propositioning a prostitute and told me he was only joking with her when he got nicked.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

She hadn't been seeing her ex.....whilst sporting a 3-month pregnant tum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another FAB fantasist told me he couldn't host as an ex had set light to his house with him in it and had been given a 10 year prison sentence so he didn't tell anyone his address now.

Lies like this may have worked before Google was invented but not in 2018!

I'll use that "

He might have patented it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This will date me,

My first wife's bit on the side's phone number made it onto our Friends and Family BT list, but she still denied it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ex died he was going to scatter the ashes in mexico. (Got caught with a google reverse pic) his ex is still alive with his 2 kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.

I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.

Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.

My ex was a Narcissists aswell! Fits this to a T! Full of self bravado and importance, always turned things around made me feel bad and question myself,"

My first fuckbuddy was a Narcissist...and only used me so that he could get into clubs cheaper as a couple than a single guy

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

My cheating ex couldn't answer the question 'where did you sleep last night?' Don't know, I can't remember.

'So where the hell did you fucking wake up this morning?' I got the bastard with that question

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"My cheating ex couldn't answer the question 'where did you sleep last night?' Don't know, I can't remember.

'So where the hell did you fucking wake up this morning?' I got the bastard with that question

"

you should be working for a secret service MI6.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"My cheating ex couldn't answer the question 'where did you sleep last night?' Don't know, I can't remember.

'So where the hell did you fucking wake up this morning?' I got the bastard with that question

you should be working for a secret service MI6."

Well he wouldn’t answer it, so was out on the street that afternoon

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By *tonmessyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

....Said she wasn’t vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t know it was loaded

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