FabSwingers.com forum: Women are snakes with tits

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m more of a Jaguar with tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I’m a sloth with tits

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm a bloke with tits. I have my womanly moments though, ya know, the emotional meltdowns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not..."

Your mate down on women is he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me to say, but if it’s true some snakes have absolutely cracking knockers! ( . )( . )

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

“Snakes with tits”... u ok Hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have snakes *on* my tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Cleopatra?

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

If they have tits does it really matter?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit of a blanket statement but it's a phrase I like and have used for years to describe some women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm basically tits with woman attached

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Op. Are you thinking of medusa?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i know someone with lovely tits and a snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s correct OP.

Stay away from us, we are dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to see a snake move around with my tits on its chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s correct OP.

Stay away from us, we are dangerous."

All of us.

Every single one.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not..."

Have you got his number? He sounds like a catch.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not..."

Why would you even raise this? There's a lot of anti women posts on this forum recently. Yes I know you say you don't agree with the statement but why ask if people think if is true?

These forums are getting weird.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Your mate down on women is he

His chat brings all the girls to the yard

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive met some rattling good ones and some that wrap themselves tightly round you

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Why would you even raise this? There's a lot of anti women posts on this forum recently. Yes I know you say you don't agree with the statement but why ask if people think if is true?

These forums are getting weird. "

Yup and I've noticed a rise in aggressive messages and replies too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Your mate down on women is he

Only when he’s performing cunnilingus

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By *ymaleMan
over a year ago

nr Bradford

You might think it from time to time, but probably best not to go making a sweeping statement to that effect on an open forum where you hope to court the affection of said breast endowed vipers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I sat on a guy I might squeeze the life out of him like a python.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be bitten by a snake with lovely tits

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Why would you even raise this? There's a lot of anti women posts on this forum recently. Yes I know you say you don't agree with the statement but why ask if people think if is true?

These forums are getting weird. "

There are the daily anti men threads..

no reason that someone who is anti whatever gender doesn't post that..it'd be more weird if it wasn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No im blake the snake

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

If this is a fact then I no longer understand the Anaconda song.

Unless there’s a strap on involved but they scare me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's gotta be said by a complete cockwomble who never gets near any tits, snake like or not

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Why would you even raise this? There's a lot of anti women posts on this forum recently. Yes I know you say you don't agree with the statement but why ask if people think if is true?

These forums are getting weird.

There are the daily anti men threads..

no reason that someone who is anti whatever gender doesn't post that..it'd be more weird if it wasn't.

I dint understand your second paragraph.

I do however accept that there are anti men threads but they are generally in response to the behaviour of some on here. My observation is that the anti women threads are different to that.

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

I have more snakes than tits.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

There’s a snake in my boot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's gotta be said by a complete cockwomble who never gets near any tits, snake like or not

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can i put my snake between yours pls

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Why would you even raise this? There's a lot of anti women posts on this forum recently. Yes I know you say you don't agree with the statement but why ask if people think if is true?

These forums are getting weird.

There are the daily anti men threads..

no reason that someone who is anti whatever gender doesn't post that..it'd be more weird if it wasn't.

I dint understand your second paragraph.

I do however accept that there are anti men threads but they are generally in response to the behaviour of some on here. My observation is that the anti women threads are different to that. "

I've not seen the other anti women threads and why they were posted ..it's an open forum so if someone has a reason(whatever it maybe) to start a thread bemoaning a gender they can.. others may feel it an unjust reason and I'm sure they'd post their opinions saying so.

My reason for saying it'd be weird if threads weren't started about ladies and couple's as some of their behaviour is no better than that of some single guys..the weird bit would be if folk didn't post about that and folk thought that ladies and couple's were perfect .. now that's be weird

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Why would you even raise this? There's a lot of anti women posts on this forum recently. Yes I know you say you don't agree with the statement but why ask if people think if is true?

These forums are getting weird.

Yup and I've noticed a rise in aggressive messages and replies too. "

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's gotta be said by a complete cockwomble who never gets near any tits, snake like or not

can i put my snake between yours pls"

Its would have to be one long fucker to reach me right now honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medusa for me

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Snakes just get on my tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally agree

with the others that he sounds like a bit of a dick although he may just be a bit butt hurt over a woman at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's gotta be said by a complete cockwomble who never gets near any tits, snake like or not

can i put my snake between yours pls

Its would have to be one long fucker to reach me right now honey

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later then

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By *pepepipoxMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm a bloke with tits. I have my womanly moments though, ya know, the emotional meltdowns."

Funny, me too!!!!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Was his name butters?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Funny enough a guy in my old job used to say this all the time too. Also funny enough he never used to get laid.

Personally I am sceptical of this theory; I have been bitten by many varieties of the opposite sex and never experianced any effect of venomous poisoning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just like to clarify that I am not anti women. I am the opposite. It was just something I have never heard before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mr says I'm more like an hourglass with tits, way more appealing than a snake with tits lol xxx

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not..."

Do you work at The White House?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Some women on here do have amazing asps. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Do you work at The White House?"

You know something. Yes I am Donald trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not..."

Not sure I'd put my cock in a snaked mouth, tits or not..

Women are the world's most beautiful living thing

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Not sure I'd put my cock in a snaked mouth, tits or not..

Women are the world's most beautiful living thing "

I can think of at least 5 mote beautiful things right off the top of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if women are snakes with tits

are men tits with snakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not..."
how big are the tits in question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are tits with snakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if women are snakes with tits

are men tits with snakes

Oh, you snuck in just before me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if women are snakes with tits

are men tits with snakes

Oh, you snuck in just before me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

cats , cats in gangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cats , cats in gangs"

meeeoooww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a trouser snake between my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd struggle slithering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cats , cats in gangs"
cougars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a trouser snake between my tits"

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women make the best detectives...fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Not sure I'd put my cock in a snaked mouth, tits or not..

Women are the world's most beautiful living thing

Well name them then..now u have had time to think

I can think of at least 5 mote beautiful things right off the top of my head

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Not sure I'd put my cock in a snaked mouth, tits or not..

Women are the world's most beautiful living thing

Well name them then..now u have had time to think

I can think of at least 5 mote beautiful things right off the top of my head

In no particular order, the Northern lights, a husky puppy, Leeds Castle, the Jurassic Coast, the sight of your child at a 12 week scan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not..."

Maybe not the kind of person you would want to be close to on a general day to day basis I think!

He is a "Hi, weather is nice, sorry can't stop, bye" conversation.

Mistress Amelia

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Maybe not the kind of person you would want to be close to on a general day to day basis I think!

He is a "Hi, weather is nice, sorry can't stop, bye" conversation.

Mistress Amelia"

There are probably upsides to him as a friend. I bet he's got an epic porn stash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women make the best detectives...fact"

My online stalkering skills have served me well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Not sure I'd put my cock in a snaked mouth, tits or not..

Women are the world's most beautiful living thing

Well name them then..now u have had time to think

I can think of at least 5 mote beautiful things right off the top of my head

In no particular order, the Northern lights, a husky puppy, Leeds Castle, the Jurassic Coast, the sight of your child at a 12 week scan..."

You forgot kittens.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Not sure I'd put my cock in a snaked mouth, tits or not..

Women are the world's most beautiful living thing

Well name them then..now u have had time to think

I can think of at least 5 mote beautiful things right off the top of my head

In no particular order, the Northern lights, a husky puppy, Leeds Castle, the Jurassic Coast, the sight of your child at a 12 week scan...

You forgot kittens."

So women are 7th at best then

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not..."

Does that mean snakes are women without tits ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They'd struggle slithering.

Trapped you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Not sure I'd put my cock in a snaked mouth, tits or not..

Women are the world's most beautiful living thing

Well name them then..now u have had time to think

I can think of at least 5 mote beautiful things right off the top of my head

In no particular order, the Northern lights, a husky puppy, Leeds Castle, the Jurassic Coast, the sight of your child at a 12 week scan...

You forgot kittens.

So women are 7th at best then"

And sunset over the sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are snakes. I love to suck the venom out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are snakes. I love to suck the venom out of them

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I’ll like to have a suck on them

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By *arried Slut PennyWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

I'm a Dyson (so I'm told) with tits

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Not sure I'd put my cock in a snaked mouth, tits or not..

Women are the world's most beautiful living thing

Well name them then..now u have had time to think

I can think of at least 5 mote beautiful things right off the top of my head

In no particular order, the Northern lights, a husky puppy, Leeds Castle, the Jurassic Coast, the sight of your child at a 12 week scan...

You forgot kittens.

So women are 7th at best then

And sunset over the sea."

If we did a list about the best smelling things in the world then women would rank higher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are snakes. I love to suck the venom out of them

I’ll like to have a suck on them

"
suck away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Not sure I'd put my cock in a snaked mouth, tits or not..

Women are the world's most beautiful living thing

Well name them then..now u have had time to think

I can think of at least 5 mote beautiful things right off the top of my head

In no particular order, the Northern lights, a husky puppy, Leeds Castle, the Jurassic Coast, the sight of your child at a 12 week scan..."

These northern lights you talk of, how far up north are they and are they better than a woman riding your cock while you feed her Black Forest gateau, cause I’ll tell that was pretty fucking awesome ?!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Not sure I'd put my cock in a snaked mouth, tits or not..

Women are the world's most beautiful living thing

Well name them then..now u have had time to think

I can think of at least 5 mote beautiful things right off the top of my head

In no particular order, the Northern lights, a husky puppy, Leeds Castle, the Jurassic Coast, the sight of your child at a 12 week scan...

A bit further up than Birmingham and over some water

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

"I have snakes *on* my tits."

You do. Awesome tattoo! There are a lot of medussa tattoos out there. Many aren't very good. I like yours. Very sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not...

Not sure I'd put my cock in a snaked mouth, tits or not..

Women are the world's most beautiful living thing

Well name them then..now u have had time to think

I can think of at least 5 mote beautiful things right off the top of my head

In no particular order, the Northern lights, a husky puppy, Leeds Castle, the Jurassic Coast, the sight of your child at a 12 week scan...

You forgot kittens.

So women are 7th at best then

And sunset over the sea.

If we did a list about the best smelling things in the world then women would rank higher"

Higher than a Northumberland pine forest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guy told me this at work last week. A true observation of women? Personally i think not..."

Has he got a Minoan Goddess fetish?

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

like a Medusa tattoo on a girl

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