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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."

Dont throw out the boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts you might feel the urge to get crafty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See you’d be no good! No bj for you!

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By *illyKMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

If it hasn’t been used in 6 months it goes to the tip x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

If you were closer I would help I am good at decluttering. A local pre school might take paper etc to use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, I'll help, I can be a terribly strict disciplinarian when it comes to sorting 'i think I'll use this someday,' clutter out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See you’d be no good! No bj for you!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha, I'll help, I can be a terribly strict disciplinarian when it comes to sorting 'i think I'll use this someday,' clutter out.

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Oh god, you’re a mountaineer as well! In between bin bags and boxes we can check out your, um, rappelling technique and hand jamming...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Skip ordered, and I’m ruthless

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"Haha, I'll help, I can be a terribly strict disciplinarian when it comes to sorting 'i think I'll use this someday,' clutter out.

Oh god, you’re a mountaineer as well! In between bin bags and boxes we can check out your, um, rappelling technique and hand jamming... "

You could start with testing his finger jamming and move on to fist jamming....if thats still legal?? Check out his harness while you're at it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im busy tomorrow but il open my diary have a look

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Skip ordered, and I’m ruthless "

Sheeeeit!!!

I’m making a cardboard box barrage..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you were closer I would help I am good at decluttering. A local pre school might take paper etc to use. "

I bet you would be.. and thank you!

The local after school club has already benefitted substantially from my craft supply hoarding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha, I'll help, I can be a terribly strict disciplinarian when it comes to sorting 'i think I'll use this someday,' clutter out.

Oh god, you’re a mountaineer as well! In between bin bags and boxes we can check out your, um, rappelling technique and hand jamming...

You could start with testing his finger jamming and move on to fist jamming....if thats still legal?? Check out his harness while you're at it..."

Yes, I guess I’d need to check it can withstand a good tug....

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Skip ordered, and I’m ruthless

Sheeeeit!!!

I’m making a cardboard box barrage.."

Think ‘Spartan’................

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Skip ordered, and I’m ruthless

Sheeeeit!!!

I’m making a cardboard box barrage..

Think ‘Spartan’................ "

[Sitting in centre of room rocking and cuddling 30yr fabric collection]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minimalist is the way ahead if your heading to the loft, head to the bin instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."

Get a bonfire going in the garden , and burn everything you don’t need

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By *tevie700Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Hi i can help

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Style advice and good judgement do come as standard with the trans woman super powers... Although maybe failing a little when applied to all my own clutter... Polly xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Style advice and good judgement do come as standard with the trans woman super powers... Although maybe failing a little when applied to all my own clutter... Polly xx"

You may well regret doing that Poll. I can’t do this without moral support..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."

I personally wouldn't trust the judgement of a man who thought he was going to get sexual favours as a result. There are people who it this professionally, I would hire one of those if you are really struggling with decluttering and are determined to get the job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy.

I personally wouldn't trust the judgement of a man who thought he was going to get sexual favours as a result. There are people who it this professionally, I would hire one of those if you are really struggling with decluttering and are determined to get the job done."

Who "do" this professionally, I meant!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."

I'm brilliant at giving decluttering advice for other people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."
ok I'm in

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy.

I'm brilliant at giving decluttering advice for other people "

I must add that you have to be prepared to lose some valuable items by mistake

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."

You can’t throw out tissue paper & felt off cuts. Oops perhaps not me them.

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Check out a documentary called the "The Minimalists' -very, very interesting.

I use Freecycle in my own attempt to de-clutter, but to be honest, I think there are way more important things to do in life than stress about having a tidy house.

I often ask myself why there is a growing trend for vintage, retro, clothes, fabric, hand made items, furniture, bikes etc...because you just can't buy quality these days...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy.

I personally wouldn't trust the judgement of a man who thought he was going to get sexual favours as a result. There are people who it this professionally, I would hire one of those if you are really struggling with decluttering and are determined to get the job done."

Skip the lot and let’s get to the fucking

Or, stay sentimental and let’s just skip to the fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."

If you were nearer we could do each others de-cluttering. I still have boxes of stuff unpacked from when I moved 3 years ago.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Style advice and good judgement do come as standard with the trans woman super powers... Although maybe failing a little when applied to all my own clutter... Polly xx

You may well regret doing that Poll. I can’t do this without moral support.."

As long as we can spend the second half of the evening with ordered in thai food and something b/w and foreign on the telly, I'd love to come and help.

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