FabSwingers.com forum: before the internet?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Perplexed maybe I am...but with so many swingers, swinging sites and the like...what or how did folk swing prior to the internet. Unlike using the trusty red telephone box before mobiles...what did swingers do? Did we have saucy neighbours, pubs for swingers only...maybe messenger pigeons in the hope a swinger would retrive some raunchy message from the sad old bird... I guess the answer lies in the tales from the old swingers on this site...maybe they can share some tales of old to us newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plant Pampas Grass... and wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst we were not swinging in those days friends who were tell us there were contact magazines which were the main way of folk contacting each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I knew the olds would come up trumps...thanks couple from calne...i can now have a good nights sleep...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew the olds would come up trumps...thanks couple from calne...i can now have a good nights sleep...lol"

Yeah... those oldies know a few things eh... pmsl!!

(I didn't say it pmsl)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I had forgotten about the pampas grass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG I had forgotten about the pampas grass!

yep.... expains all those trips the parents used to make down the ol 'garden centres' eh.... Ohhhhh Yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Please tell me about the pampas grass

What does it mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people planted Pampas Grass in the front garden as a sign...

All very Hush Hush.. But said they were part of the err.. select few lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people planted Pampas Grass in the front garden as a sign...

All very Hush Hush.. But said they were part of the err.. select few lol..

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Along with cream leather sofas eh?

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over a year ago

"people planted Pampas Grass in the front garden as a sign...

All very Hush Hush.. But said they were part of the err.. select few lol..

We had pampas grass in the front garden of our old house!

We dug it out and burnt it

My Aunt has some in hers pmsl I don't think any swingers would get a warm welcome though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

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"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Plant Pampas Grass... and wait!

The local vicar has pampas grass in his front garden ............. I wonder ...........lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!"
pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

To be honest, we all new each other then none of this shag and throw away nonesense we see now! Oh! for the old days again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Key parties yea I once got a mini xx

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

SN1

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

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Is it fair to suggest, then, that the internet rescued you from cirrhosis of the liver?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"To be honest, we all new each other then none of this shag and throw away nonesense we see now! Oh! for the old days again.

I agree with principle of recycling but is nt that pushing it a bit far?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"people planted Pampas Grass in the front garden as a sign...

All very Hush Hush.. But said they were part of the err.. select few lol..

Just googled pics of this Pampas Grass, erm, looks like it could have more than just use as a "sign".

Will be looking out for that now - as swear to god that there were two swingers on next table to us last night, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

Is it fair to suggest, then, that the internet rescued you from cirrhosis of the liver?

"
that it did....thank god for crack.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people planted Pampas Grass in the front garden as a sign...

All very Hush Hush.. But said they were part of the err.. select few lol..

Bit of a bugger if you lived in a tower block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxx"
cheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

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over a year ago

"people planted Pampas Grass in the front garden as a sign...

All very Hush Hush.. But said they were part of the err.. select few lol..

Just googled pics of this Pampas Grass, erm, looks like it could have more than just use as a "sign".

Will be looking out for that now - as swear to god that there were two swingers on next table to us last night, lol"

Was there pampas grass as a centre piece on the table then

Did they take it with them when they left

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"people planted Pampas Grass in the front garden as a sign...

All very Hush Hush.. But said they were part of the err.. select few lol..

Just googled pics of this Pampas Grass, erm, looks like it could have more than just use as a "sign".

Will be looking out for that now - as swear to god that there were two swingers on next table to us last night, lol

Was there pampas grass as a centre piece on the table then

Did they take it with them when they left

It was more to do with overhearing most of their conversation, but when they rang the cab i heard the address, so may go for a walk tomoro and a nosey....lol...see how the garden lies

- just for research of course...;)

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

SN1

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

Is it fair to suggest, then, that the internet rescued you from cirrhosis of the liver?

that it did....thank god for crack.......

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xx"
you there then dudesssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

Hiya im going too i think or am i i cant remember lol

Who are you anyway? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

Hiya im going too i think or am i i cant remember lol

Who are you anyway? xx

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i cant speak to you after putting that pic up and you hope to get married...shame on you ..whoever you are ..rob ere..

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

"
who with pm me

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

who with pm me

soz, sneaked down for a cuppa tea and got hijaked by housemate, lol, going on me own

- well as a swingleton anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

who with pm me

soz, sneaked down for a cuppa tea and got hijaked by housemate, lol, going on me own

- well as a swingleton anyways

"
okays...xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

who with pm me

soz, sneaked down for a cuppa tea and got hijaked by housemate, lol, going on me own

- well as a swingleton anyways

okays...xx

It'll be fun fun fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

who with pm me

soz, sneaked down for a cuppa tea and got hijaked by housemate, lol, going on me own

- well as a swingleton anyways

okays...xx

It'll be fun fun fun

"
swimsuit at the ready hun? xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

who with pm me

soz, sneaked down for a cuppa tea and got hijaked by housemate, lol, going on me own

- well as a swingleton anyways

okays...xx

It'll be fun fun fun

swimsuit at the ready hun? xxx

oooooooooooh yea baby!!!!!

Slapping on the fake tan as we speak, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

who with pm me

soz, sneaked down for a cuppa tea and got hijaked by housemate, lol, going on me own

- well as a swingleton anyways

okays...xx

It'll be fun fun fun

swimsuit at the ready hun? xxx

oooooooooooh yea baby!!!!!

Slapping on the fake tan as we speak, lol"
stuff that ....i gotta sunbed .....waits for the lectures .....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

who with pm me

soz, sneaked down for a cuppa tea and got hijaked by housemate, lol, going on me own

- well as a swingleton anyways

okays...xx

It'll be fun fun fun

swimsuit at the ready hun? xxx

oooooooooooh yea baby!!!!!

Slapping on the fake tan as we speak, lolstuff that ....i gotta sunbed .....waits for the lectures .....

well i am perfecting my streaks - at least you get an all over jobby

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

who with pm me

soz, sneaked down for a cuppa tea and got hijaked by housemate, lol, going on me own

- well as a swingleton anyways

okays...xx

It'll be fun fun fun

swimsuit at the ready hun? xxx

oooooooooooh yea baby!!!!!

Slapping on the fake tan as we speak, lolstuff that ....i gotta sunbed .....waits for the lectures .....

well i am perfecting my streaks - at least you get an all over jobby

;)"
not a spot missed ......

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"paint rooms/pub/doing gardening/pub/parents/pub/take kids out /pub/pub/pub/pub

too muh work and not enough play going on there you two!!!!pub/play/pub/pub/play/sub.dom/play/pub

Thats better

;);)xxxcheeky ooooo and wine ..more wine ..hehehehehhehehehe

i'll be clinking a glass of that wiv ya on Sunday

xxyou there then dudesssssss

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

who with pm me

soz, sneaked down for a cuppa tea and got hijaked by housemate, lol, going on me own

- well as a swingleton anyways

okays...xx

It'll be fun fun fun

swimsuit at the ready hun? xxx

oooooooooooh yea baby!!!!!

Slapping on the fake tan as we speak, lolstuff that ....i gotta sunbed .....waits for the lectures .....

well i am perfecting my streaks - at least you get an all over jobby

;)not a spot missed ......

I may just have to check tho - just to make sure

;);)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Key parties yea I once got a mini xx

So, that was you???? CAn I have it back please???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Key parties yea I once got a mini xx

So, that was you???? CAn I have it back please???

Na sold it ages ago xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Key parties yea I once got a mini xx

So, that was you???? CAn I have it back please???

Na sold it ages ago xx

Damn!!!!...I loved that old car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people planted Pampas Grass in the front garden as a sign...

All very Hush Hush.. But said they were part of the err.. select few lol..

Bit of a bugger if you lived in a tower block

Window boxes... silly!

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

In our village they use to throw the car keys in at the local social club.

Unfortunately one guy kept on ending up with his wife ...... he didnt find out until later it was because he had a key fob with his/her picture on so the other women avoided them but his wife always choose them.

The women also use to stick a box of OMO washing powder in the window.

Old Man Out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha, i heard a story about on army barracks they used to have the omo on the window sill.

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