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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Had our 5th date yesterday.

And as we wos out and about we decided to go for it.

Wow.

Hoo had thort it wood have been that good.

So soft and sweet and tender.

And definitely very enjoyable.

And wen you finish you just want to go agen for mor.....

If you can, go to a Casper,s near you as thar waffles are amazing.

Best waffle we've ever had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't have sex with the waffle did you?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Was it a blue waffle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didnt catch the waffle of the blue verity did you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quit your waffling did you put your train in her station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t go for the cream horn then?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Haha good one Mr See

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Don't you work fast,I don't call someone my boyfriend after just that many dates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam I thought you had your big moment then lol.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Has she written you a veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has she written you a veri"

The waffle or the gf?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Dam I thought you had your big moment then lol. "

Lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

5th date? Good for you, Seeside.

There's no need to rush into anything before you are both ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were just so pleased for you Fella, good on ya _eeside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?"

Tell it how it is. Don't sugar coat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?"

Just ask him already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quit your waffling did you put your train in her station

Did you salute the station master in regulation clothing whilst shovelling your coal into her furnace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

Just ask him already!

I know but at least I don't start click bait threads pretending that I've asked him out

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?"

Hate to pop your bubble but we haven't got that far yet.

And given her parst. I'm not going to push eather.

We get Thar wen we get Thar.

Slow and stedey wins the race.

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I suggest slipping a finger in her bum hole to get her in the mood. Maybe before the waffles.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

Just ask him already!

I know but at least I don't start click bait threads pretending that I've asked him out

Can sumone say wot click bait meens on hear ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

Just ask him already!

I know but at least I don't start click bait threads pretending that I've asked him out

Can sumone say wot click bait meens on hear ?

Writing a misleading thread title to make people click on it to read what they think you're talking about, to find its not what they expected.

Serves them right for being nosey

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

Just ask him already!

I know but at least I don't start click bait threads pretending that I've asked him out

Can sumone say wot click bait meens on hear ?

Writing a misleading thread title to make people click on it to read what they think you're talking about, to find its not what they expected.

Serves them right for being nosey

O ok thanks for that.

But isount that like 45% of all the threads in the hole forum anyway ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn't have sex with the waffle did you?"

Those things are waffling versatile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quit your waffling did you put your train in her station

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"5th date? Good for you, Seeside.

There's no need to rush into anything before you are both ready."

That's the plan.

Were taking it slowly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

Just ask him already!

I know but at least I don't start click bait threads pretending that I've asked him out

Can sumone say wot click bait meens on hear ?

Writing a misleading thread title to make people click on it to read what they think you're talking about, to find its not what they expected.

Serves them right for being nosey

O ok thanks for that.

But isount that like 45% of all the threads in the hole forum anyway ?

45% That's a very specific number. Did you get that from a study done by Sydney University?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

Just ask him already!

I know but at least I don't start click bait threads pretending that I've asked him out

Can sumone say wot click bait meens on hear ?

Writing a misleading thread title to make people click on it to read what they think you're talking about, to find its not what they expected.

Serves them right for being nosey

O ok thanks for that.

But isount that like 45% of all the threads in the hole forum anyway ?

45% That's a very specific number. Did you get that from a study done by Sydney University?

Lol no.

Just good old observing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

Just ask him already!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

What’s wrong with waffles on a fifth date

What’s all the fuss about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

Tell it how it is. Don't sugar coat it

She’s got a point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't you work fast,I don't call someone my boyfriend after just that many dates."

How many dates do you take?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?"

Yes _eeside, you need to beat that ting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told ya Seeside we’ll meet up with you!

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order? "

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Told ya Seeside we’ll meet up with you!"

Lol she's,not from fab.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Aaaah Seeside... Best thing I could have read on a grey & dreary morning

You've put a huge smile on my face xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

Don't let my skinny suit fool you buddy, I know all about kaspars menu. Inside this little body there's a fat guy dying to get out

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

That sounds so sickly but nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See side, I’m so proud of you that I’m gona have a wank on lady Ignite’s tits

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

Don't let my skinny suit fool you buddy, I know all about kaspars menu. Inside this little body there's a fat guy dying to get out "

Lol

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

That sounds so sickly but nice."

It's better than nice.

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over a year ago

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

Can you develop diabetes just from reading that?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

That sounds so sickly but nice.

It's better than nice.

I agree,but it's just a bit too early to be thinking about sweet thing's. Although saying that is probably daft as I was taken out for brunch a while back and I had a waffle with streaky bacon,icecream,syrup the works. Now that was so perfectly nice,loads of calories and I felt a bit sickly after it,but well worth it.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

Can you develop diabetes just from reading that?"

I'm not Shor. ?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

That sounds so sickly but nice.

It's better than nice.

That sounds very tasty.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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A bueno in a waffle.

Is that a hint?

Did you slip her a digit?

Also try dry humping before the real thing.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Will you be treating her to Creams next time?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

See side so pleased for you, but does this mean no more socials?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Will you be treating her to Creams next time? "

Probably not as Thar is not 1 down hear as far as I'm aware.

Ps dear i arsk wot dus creams do ?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"See side so pleased for you, but does this mean no more socials?

No thar will still be socials and 0 meet club socials.

so you can still get the silver and gold 0 meet club social badges to complete the set

Thay will just be strictly social Onley for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bueno in a waffle.

Is that a hint?

Did you slip her a digit?

Also try dry humping before the real thing.

Sage advice

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?"

The irony of this is brilliant! How many threads about the guy at work have we had and you've still done nothing about it? You're waiting till he gets d*unk at the Christmas party lol

Seeside I think it's great that you are happy and hilarious that you can string people along with your posts with people checking to see if you've had sex yet!

Lots of people post threads with double meanings, you carry on son.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

The irony of this is brilliant! How many threads about the guy at work have we had and you've still done nothing about it? You're waiting till he gets d*unk at the Christmas party lol

Seeside I think it's great that you are happy and hilarious that you can string people along with your posts with people checking to see if you've had sex yet!

Lots of people post threads with double meanings, you carry on son. "

Yeah that's a good point actually.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

The irony of this is brilliant! How many threads about the guy at work have we had and you've still done nothing about it? You're waiting till he gets d*unk at the Christmas party lol

Seeside I think it's great that you are happy and hilarious that you can string people along with your posts with people checking to see if you've had sex yet!

Lots of people post threads with double meanings, you carry on son. "

Thanks

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Agreed, I'm made up for you Mr See, keep on being you.

I bet it must irk some folk on here to see Seesude is more successful at the mating game than they are....

Good work sir x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

Fabulous and bearded will be so jealous of you.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?"

Whoa, not your business ma'am!!

You go Seeside, and take as long as you and the lady need (which I am sure you will anyway!)

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Agreed, I'm made up for you Mr See, keep on being you.

I bet it must irk some folk on here to see Seesude is more successful at the mating game than they are....

Good work sir x"

Haha thanks.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

Fabulous and bearded will be so jealous of you."

Lol Do thay like waffles then ?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Kaspas, with a K.

Seeside you know I love you, but we've had you going on for two years about being a virgin, are we now going to have years worth of click bait threads where you allude to having sex.

Just fuck her, 5 dates in and calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend is enough commitment to do the deed.

Is your girlfriend a virgin as well?

Whoa, not your business ma'am!!

You go Seeside, and take as long as you and the lady need (which I am sure you will anyway!)

Thanks and yes we are taking it slow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

Fabulous and bearded will be so jealous of you.

Lol Do thay like waffles then ?

He loves Kinder Buono.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I can't believe no one asked you what waffle you ordered!

So I'll ask, what waffle did you order?

We had the...

Bueno waffle.

It's a freshley made waffle with kinder Bueno pieces with luxury choco hazelnut sorce. Toffee sorce. Chocolate flakes. Cream and Ice cream. And finished with kaspa,s chocolate nut spread.

Fabulous and bearded will be so jealous of you.

Lol Do thay like waffles then ?

He loves Kinder Buono."

Lol then yes he may be as it tasted like a gient Kinder Buono to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you given her a blast of steam and made her shout choo choooooo yet?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Have you given her a blast of steam and made her shout choo choooooo yet? "

No but a day out to the trains is on the maybe list

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Good on ya _eeside, just go at your own pace and enjoy every moment you have together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you given her a blast of steam and made her shout choo choooooo yet?

No but a day out to the trains is on the maybe list

Good lad, take your time but not too much time mate, she needs to feel wanted as well as respected.

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