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Most stupid act when d*unk

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By *rlo67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Friday: met a lady in a pub. Stayed too long and drank too much. Went back to hers, she took me upstairs and said ‘your breath’s very beery, please use some mouthwash, the bottle’s above the sink’. Stumbled into the bathroom and gargled, it tasted foul.

Saturday morning: went into the bathroom and saw a bottle of multi purpose cleaner above the sink.

Can anyone top that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I’d want to really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you do her at least ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rarelly get d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeewwww

I wasn't d*unk but hungover and half asleep whilst on holiday.

I brushed my teeth with mosquito repellent which was in a similar tube to the toothpaste

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

And she didn’t mention that your breath now smelt of bathroom cleaner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think id have carried on with the met if i was that bad in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I d*unkenly told a girl in the pub that I like feet, to which she responded with "I fucking love having my toes sucked! Do you want a go?"

Next thing you know I'm sat on a bench outside the pub with this random girls piggies in my mouth.

Woke up the next day with the most severe case of tonsillitis my doctor had ever seen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last embarrassment was on holiday dancing round some if the guys that came with us and rubbing their heads between my Boob's.

I'm not living this one down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mark came in d*unk once. broke my vase and decided to repair it, Spent Sunday in A & E waiting for someone to release his stuck together fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once started brushing my teeth with my razor and bled .

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Naked bush diving. Didn't see the thorn bush

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