FabSwingers.com forum: What would make you fall out of love with someone you were in love with ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If they started clapping when the plane landed, I would be immediately thinking of ways to end the relationship !

Or they said ‘Not three bad !’ after someone asked them how they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of sex

Taking me for granted

Making me feel like a lodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they don't cut their toes nails on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they don't cut their toes nails on a regular basis "

What if she looked like Marion Cotillard and still didn’t cut her nails ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they started listening to cold play. Even the thought makes me shiver

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

Not kissing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not kissing me"

Agree. A big one for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truth once gone its gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they started listening to cold play. Even the thought makes me shiver"

Did you know ‘Shiver’ is a Coldplay song ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they don't cut their toes nails on a regular basis

What if she looked like Marion Cotillard and still didn’t cut her nails ?"

Well in that case she couldn't borrow my sandal boots ever and has to wear proper full ones and I would still love her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they started listening to cold play. Even the thought makes me shiver"

So no Viva la Vida

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they started listening to cold play. Even the thought makes me shiver"

They are pretty overrated lol!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Lack of sex

Taking me for granted

Making me feel like a lodger"

I could have posted this myself, it’s depresssingly familiar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being arrogant and treating other people as if they're not worthy to share the same space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Betrayal of any of kind. Once the trust is gone, that's it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fasting during dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit shoes

Shit taste in music

Socks in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If she says her jam is Ed Sheeran ‘Shape of you’ my bags are already packed.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Just not loving me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they greeted me with wassuuuuuup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I woke up to find him wanking over my feet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If she has a ‘Powered by Fairdust’ sticker on her car and giant eyelashes on the headlights.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I woke up to find him wanking over my feet."

Just let it go, I did that once !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating

Eating my chocolate

Leaving switches turned on after taking out a plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they did that nose clearing thing or spat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she has a ‘Powered by Fairdust’ sticker on her car and giant eyelashes on the headlights. "

With u on that, or a furry steering wheel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If she has a ‘Powered by Fairdust’ sticker on her car and giant eyelashes on the headlights.

With u on that, or a furry steering wheel

Said to a woman at the petrol station as she was filling up with unleaded ‘I think you’re at the wrong pump !’ Pointing to her ‘Powered by Fairydust’ sticker, she looked at me like I was the idiot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If she thought Paddy McGuinness was funny and James Cordan is sexy with hidden depths, then I’m in firing up the Ford Focus Ghia and I’m out of there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she has a ‘Powered by Fairdust’ sticker on her car and giant eyelashes on the headlights.

With u on that, or a furry steering wheel

hahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he turned up wearing market gear from

1993 one of them hiddious fleeces with like a wolf or something on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he was a noisy eater

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he turned up wearing market gear from

1993 one of them hiddious fleeces with like a wolf or something on

He would look like a total badass mofo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If they asked you what your Favorite book was and you said ‘War and Peace’ And they replied with ‘You can only pick one !’

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Visit to the garden centre on a Sunday for a look around..truly the end of the line for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Visit to the garden centre on a Sunday for a look around..truly the end of the line for me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they enjoyed shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not shallow or anything, but if they turned up with one eye going to the shop and one eye coming back with the change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they started clapping when the plane landed, I would be immediately thinking of ways to end the relationship !

Or they said ‘Not three bad !’ after someone asked them how they are. "

Hahaaaa love these!

If they said “in essence” or didn’t like blow jobs.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Taking me for granted.

Bossing me in my own house whilst contributing very little.

Selfishness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheating on me

Yep that would do it for me male

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Nothing would. I love for life.

Doesn't mean i'd stay with them if they treated me badly though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they went for a crap while I was in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit shoes

Shit taste in music

Socks in bed"

Oh no forgot about the socks ahh why don't they take them off male

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

If they wouldn’t give me oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they wouldn’t give me oral

Been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wasn’t their friend...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I genuinely don’t know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they went for a crap while I was in the bath"

Hate when that happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they went for a crap while I was in the bath"

Even worse if they crapped in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they wouldn’t give me oral

Been there too and they didn’t want it either

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If I found out their profile pics were "borrowed"

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

If they said “pacific” when they meant “specific”.

If they put one hand on the front of the shopping trolley to guide it whilst someone else is pushing it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If they make a cunt of thereselves in Asda.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing would. I love for life.

Doesn't mean i'd stay with them if they treated me badly though."

But ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers though ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they walk slow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they walk slow"

Hate those getting in the way people, lot of them about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of intimacy

Lack of sex

Making me feel like I can't please them

Too controlling

Making me feel unwanted

Lies

Not keeping promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating on me, abuse. Generally making my life miserable x

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

If they snore and drive me from the bed.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Farting

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"Nothing would. I love for life.

Doesn't mean i'd stay with them if they treated me badly though.

But ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers though ?! "

Stickers are holding his landy together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they walk slow

Hate those getting in the way people, lot of them about."

And the ones that just stop, they end up getting rear ended.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

A unhealthy obsession with Web doctors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating with an open mouth and talking while eating......... Id be gone.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"If they wouldn’t give me oral

Been there"

Depressing isn’t it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they wouldn’t give me oral

Been there

Depressing isn’t it ..."

Thats why my rigjt arms so much bigger than the left

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"If I woke up to find him wanking over my feet."

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"If they wouldn’t give me oral

I’d be devastated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of intimacy

Lack of sex

Making me feel like I can't please them

Too controlling

Making me feel unwanted

Lies

Not keeping promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she turned VEGAN - Game over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lies.

Tell me the truth no matter how bad it is id rather the truth than a lie...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"If I woke up to find him wanking over my feet."

That’s oddly specific! Did it happen?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"A unhealthy obsession with Web doctors "

That or homeopathy!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Not giving me enough attention

Not pulling their weight with housey things or kid things

Being a selfish lover

Not letting me put the fucking heating on.

Lots of little things but I can't think of one major thing that would make me fall out of love.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Once the trust has gone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she turned VEGAN - Game over "

Them fucking vegans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I woke up to find him wanking over my feet.

Just let it go, I did that once !"

Not my feet. Anywhere but the feet.

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

haemrhoids hanging down like a bunch of grapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they started clapping when the plane landed, I would be immediately thinking of ways to end the relationship !

Or they said ‘Not three bad !’ after someone asked them how they are. "

I wish I knew, I have been trying to fall out of love with someone for about 18months!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I woke up to find him wanking over my feet.

That’s oddly specific! Did it happen?"

No, thankfully.

I really don't like my feet touched.

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By *haron7540Woman
over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall

Physical abuse or cheating

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By *heangelWoman
over a year ago

wonderland

"If she turned VEGAN - Game over

Them fucking vegans! "

Vegan = nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing the trust / betrayal / cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constant burping would ordinarily do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she has a ‘Powered by Fairdust’ sticker on her car and giant eyelashes on the headlights.

With u on that, or a furry steering wheel

Laughing out loud at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing crocs or white socks!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Buying cheap biscuits, if I’m not worth a packet of real Jaffa’s then it’s over

Ohh and not putting his washing in the new improved washing basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking to share my cake

Nah bro

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By *litzy-Red-DevilWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Lying n selfishness

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of trust

Being taken for granted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clapping on plane landing would be pretty horrific though, as my ex mother in law used to!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If she has a ‘Powered by Fairdust’ sticker on her car and giant eyelashes on the headlights.

With u on that, or a furry steering wheel

That was me in said petrol station

how rude

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Asking to share my cake

Nah bro"

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"If they started clapping when the plane landed, I would be immediately thinking of ways to end the relationship !

Or they said ‘Not three bad !’ after someone asked them how they are. "

If they clapped at a film, in a cinema then i would seek a divorce.

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By *tonmessyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Anybody that wore crocs. No exceptions.. ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they sleepwalked and peed in the wardrobe instead of the toilet

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By *wizzlenipsMan
over a year ago

Newport

If they said they didn't want chips then pinched mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anybody that wore crocs. No exceptions.. ever"

The holes in crocs are to let your dignity out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they put the milk in before the teabag or the cream on the scone before the jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they put the milk in before the teabag or the cream on the scone before the jam

Milk before water I meant. It’s early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring definitely. Its hard enough not to commit murder let alone fall out of love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they told me to put my bikes in the shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not touching. Those everyday casual caresses that keep you connected.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they started clapping when the plane landed, I would be immediately thinking of ways to end the relationship !

Or they said ‘Not three bad !’ after someone asked them how they are.

If they clapped at a film, in a cinema then i would seek a divorce. "

If they laughed and said ‘Excellent’ everytime Ja Ja Binks come on the screen.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"If they said they didn't want chips then pinched mine"

Amen to that. Portions are sized for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. If the relationship ended for whatever reason, it would take a long long time to stop loving him, no matter the reason as to why we ended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he decided to become a petrol head and take a motor bike to bits in my kitchen.

Even worse if he starred wearing tight leather trousers everywhere.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

If she doesn't wait for the bonus clip at the end of a marvel film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hope this is a joking thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I woke up to find him wanking over my feet."

Jeeeez. Some people are so intolerant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they said “pacific” when they meant “specific”.

If they put one hand on the front of the shopping trolley to guide it whilst someone else is pushing it."

Sometimes you've just got to, wobbly wheels send you into the produce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they told me to put my bikes in the shed"

Where do you normally keep them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they told me to put my bikes in the shed

Where do you normally keep them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they told me to put my bikes in the shed

Where do you normally keep them "

If assume by his leg pictures he's a good cyclist and not likely to be riding a cheap bike. Like hell would I leave an expensive bike in the shed. My motocross bike used to live in the house

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"If he decided to become a petrol head and take a motor bike to bits in my kitchen.

Even worse if he starred wearing tight leather trousers everywhere."

I’d quite like that

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Wouldn't have fallen for them anyway if:

They were a bullshitter, or were thicker than a whale omelette.

They liked:

Ed Sheeran,

Cold wank aka (Cold Play), or

Whiney Nasal R&B (Craig David)

Ate:

Nothing,

And/ or were a noisy eater.

Didn't own:

Hiking boots, or

Wellies.

Hated:

Dogs

Horses etc.

Had questionable self hygiene.

Didn't like swinging or kinky sex.

Although if we were 'in love':

If they lied. I heard a very true expression years ago. " You can learn to trust a thief, but never a liar" . When the trust has gone , it's gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they sleepwalked and peed in the wardrobe instead of the toilet

Oh no that’s awful, I always use the laundry basket....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they told me to put my bikes in the shed

Where do you normally keep them

If assume by his leg pictures he's a good cyclist and not likely to be riding a cheap bike. Like hell would I leave an expensive bike in the shed. My motocross bike used to live in the house

Hmmm let me just study his legs again.

Where they pride of place in the living room or do they get their own room

Ive had saddles living on banisters before now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I woke up to find him wanking over my feet.

Jeeeez. Some people are so intolerant

Touch my feet on pain of death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he decided to become a petrol head and take a motor bike to bits in my kitchen.

Even worse if he starred wearing tight leather trousers everywhere.

I’d quite like that

If he's in his 50s with a pot belly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they told me to put my bikes in the shed

Where do you normally keep them

If assume by his leg pictures he's a good cyclist and not likely to be riding a cheap bike. Like hell would I leave an expensive bike in the shed. My motocross bike used to live in the house

Hmmm let me just study his legs again.

Where they pride of place in the living room or do they get their own room

Ive had saddles living on banisters before now. "

We lived in a house that was a little too big for us until recently so my bike and equipment had it's own room. The bike went as soon as we moved, less time and places to use it now and less space to store it lol x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"If he decided to become a petrol head and take a motor bike to bits in my kitchen.

Even worse if he starred wearing tight leather trousers everywhere.

I’d quite like that

If he's in his 50s with a pot belly?"

Reminds me of an ex fwb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest one: Breaking trust

Think if you’re truly in love it’s pretty difficult to fall out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of sex.

No respect for me.

Putting me down in front of others.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"If they said “pacific” when they meant “specific”.

I actually can't say specific, unless I break it down - spe cif ic.

For me, lieing, keeping secrets, not being honest.

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