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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So if you were to be killed by animal attack, what would be your preference for the species to take you out?

Mine would be Alpaca attack!

They are just so fluffy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suffocated by a furry pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lion because I'm a leo and I'm sure the kill would be quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drained of blood by a vampire bat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A lion because I'm a leo and I'm sure the kill would be quick "

I hate the idea of being something's lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suffocated by a furry pussy!"
Safaris cost a fortune though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human via a quick head shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling whale

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Licked to death by a giraffe. They have a very long tongue you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously the best way to go is being eaten by maggots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Licked to death by a giraffe. They have a very long tongue you know "

So do I you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything except a Hamster, those little furry bastards hurt when they bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swarm of locusts

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Smothered to death by penguins,I love penguins.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Licked to death by a giraffe. They have a very long tongue you know

So do I you know "

That’s what they all say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Licked to death by a giraffe. They have a very long tongue you know

So do I you know

That’s what they all say "

The proof is in the pudding dear

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeezed by a boa constrictor

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

I know what going to kill me. My pet turtle (yellow belly slider)

I bullshit you not when I say he ate fried chicken and does pull ups on his rock. His death stare is on par with Luigi on MARIO kart and he’s 2x the size he’s suppose to be at his age. I’m telling you I gotta sleep with one eye open before he fucks me up in my sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death by chocolate biscuits....heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhino horn thru the heart

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Black widow or preying mantis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lion because I'm a leo and I'm sure the kill would be quick "

Ooh no...big cats kill their prey by going for the stomach first and eating the partly-digested food there. A nasty death!

I would opt for kittens instead.

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley


"Falling whale "

That'll be the one dropped by the giant Sea Eagle

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I know what going to kill me. My pet turtle (yellow belly slider)

I bullshit you not when I say he ate fried chicken and does pull ups on his rock. His death stare is on par with Luigi on MARIO kart and he’s 2x the size he’s suppose to be at his age. I’m telling you I gotta sleep with one eye open before he fucks me up in my sleep"

The little fella sounds delightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well a few years ago it would have been a wild cougar!.....with fantastic breasts,and strong thighs squeezing the breath out of me!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Well a few years ago it would have been a wild cougar!.....with fantastic breasts,and strong thighs squeezing the breath out of me! "

What about a tame Cougar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I die from eating too many gummy bears, I just hope people say I was attacked by bears and leave it at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I die from eating too many gummy bears, I just hope people say I was attacked by bears and leave it at that."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think I would want the gummy bear option.. with jelly babies thrown in

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Death by snu snu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s got to be death by chocolate....any type of chocolate....that’ll do it (actually not white chocolate which imho is an abomination)

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London


"I know what going to kill me. My pet turtle (yellow belly slider)

I bullshit you not when I say he ate fried chicken and does pull ups on his rock. His death stare is on par with Luigi on MARIO kart and he’s 2x the size he’s suppose to be at his age. I’m telling you I gotta sleep with one eye open before he fucks me up in my sleep

The little fella sounds delightful. "

If I could I would upload a picture of him

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

The contents of too many pies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drained of blood by Stepan the vampire in the vampire diaries

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Three vampire bisexual females.

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