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You're the last fertile male?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you do if you were the only fertile man on earth and everyone knew about it?

Im honestly not sure when i think about it

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

There was a film based on this idea, 60s or 70s. Didn't end well for him

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tough luck.. I've been snipped

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ps ..I won't tell the women haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a film based on this idea, 60s or 70s. Didn't end well for him"

Might take a look for some resolve the idea just came to me for some odd reason.

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By *eavier than HeavenMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Hmmm, knuckle down and take my job very, very seriously. There's a big planet to repopulate after all haha

But then again, I don't really need an excuse...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"There was a film based on this idea, 60s or 70s. Didn't end well for him"
omega man chuck Heston I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will never find the man cave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ps ..I won't tell the women haha"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you'd need a truss!

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Get the snip

Ftw

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

Form a booking system, graded system on fertileness so no repeat bookings.

upto 10 appointments per day maybe more, first 3 can be within one hour

soon have the population back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd have to just shag a dummy woman like bulls do a couple of times a day, and they'd straw up your semen. Doesn't sound a lot of fun. I'm sure you would be well fed though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think you'd get a choice in what you did. You'd be locked up and kept in a lab somewhere with daily milking from some kinda machine I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think you'd get a choice in what you did. You'd be locked up and kept in a lab somewhere with daily milking from some kinda machine I reckon. "

Still sounds kinda hot.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"I don't think you'd get a choice in what you did. You'd be locked up and kept in a lab somewhere with daily milking from some kinda machine I reckon. "

A woman

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Genetically and logistically 1 man could father the required amounts. Think 6 billion people so 3 billion women. So ball park figures 750 million in the fertile age range (give or take). Using artificial insemination to vastly extend the sperm supply of one man it could be done.

The problem is what happens after. The entire population are half brothers and sisters. Ignoring the obvious moral and ethical issues, inbreeding on that scale would increase genetic disorders and infertility in the following generations to the point where the human species could collapse. Even with screening and deliberately trying to keep a good genetic mix I wouldn't give good odds on a good future. :/

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Genetically and logistically 1 man could father the required amounts. Think 6 billion people so 3 billion women. So ball park figures 750 million in the fertile age range (give or take). Using artificial insemination to vastly extend the sperm supply of one man it could be done.

The problem is what happens after. The entire population are half brothers and sisters. Ignoring the obvious moral and ethical issues, inbreeding on that scale would increase genetic disorders and infertility in the following generations to the point where the human species could collapse. Even with screening and deliberately trying to keep a good genetic mix I wouldn't give good odds on a good future. :/"

You've really thought about it haven't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt end well for anyone humans would die out regardless

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Genetically and logistically 1 man could father the required amounts. Think 6 billion people so 3 billion women. So ball park figures 750 million in the fertile age range (give or take). Using artificial insemination to vastly extend the sperm supply of one man it could be done.

The problem is what happens after. The entire population are half brothers and sisters. Ignoring the obvious moral and ethical issues, inbreeding on that scale would increase genetic disorders and infertility in the following generations to the point where the human species could collapse. Even with screening and deliberately trying to keep a good genetic mix I wouldn't give good odds on a good future. :/

You've really thought about it haven't you. "

part of my studies at university was evolution and genetics. That was about 5 mins thought on it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbate into bottles and get rich quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think you'd get a choice in what you did. You'd be locked up and kept in a lab somewhere with daily milking from some kinda machine I reckon. "

My thoughts too. I’d RUN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldnt end well for anyone humans would die out regardless"

Haha. Ever the optimist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely wouldnt end well they would all be half brothers and sisters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd have to just shag a dummy woman like bulls do a couple of times a day, and they'd straw up your semen. Doesn't sound a lot of fun. I'm sure you would be well fed though "

I was actually realistically thinking something along those lines

Id probably hide from the government

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd have to just shag a dummy woman like bulls do a couple of times a day, and they'd straw up your semen. Doesn't sound a lot of fun. I'm sure you would be well fed though "

10000 calories a day

That's a lot of bull straws

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By *onysp654Man
over a year ago

Loddington


"There was a film based on this idea, 60s or 70s. Didn't end well for him omega man chuck Heston I think"

Try Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Stars Rowdy Roddy Piper in it ... it's a lot funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With only one fertile male, humanity would be done for anyway. The gene pool would be screwed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you do if you were the only fertile man on earth and everyone knew about it?

Im honestly not sure when i think about it "

There would be a lot of good looking children about. And ugliness would gradually die off.

Only real issue would be when I was old I couldn't shag any teenagers or early 20s hotties. Oh well, guess I could manage.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Digging through my memory, there was a recent lab study to attempt to make a viable embryo using two women's egg dna (the resultant embryos all being female I think) . If the world threw enough recourses at that, as well as freezing eggs from generation 0 to refresh the gene pool with non inbred dna, then enough genetically diverse people could be created to possibly divert the inbreeding crisis. Care would need to be taken for generations still...

(OK, I have now officially thought about this a little too much)

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"What would you do if you were the only fertile man on earth and everyone knew about it?

Im honestly not sure when i think about it "

Buy shares in the turkey baister industry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Digging through my memory, there was a recent lab study to attempt to make a viable embryo using two women's egg dna (the resultant embryos all being female I think) . If the world threw enough recourses at that, as well as freezing eggs from generation 0 to refresh the gene pool with non inbred dna, then enough genetically diverse people could be created to possibly divert the inbreeding crisis. Care would need to be taken for generations still...

(OK, I have now officially thought about this a little too much) "

You really want this to happen now don't you

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Digging through my memory, there was a recent lab study to attempt to make a viable embryo using two women's egg dna (the resultant embryos all being female I think) . If the world threw enough recourses at that, as well as freezing eggs from generation 0 to refresh the gene pool with non inbred dna, then enough genetically diverse people could be created to possibly divert the inbreeding crisis. Care would need to be taken for generations still...

(OK, I have now officially thought about this a little too much)

You really want this to happen now don't you "

nah, it's just the kind of puzzle my mind likes to problem solve, like the problems in running a generational star ship to colonise another planet. But that's a story for another day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill do whats necessary and what i can for the good of humankind but after that, i have a cattle slaughtering axe, swords and a rather large survival collection.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was my sorry ass that was the last fertile male on the planet then humanity has already failed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Digging through my memory, there was a recent lab study to attempt to make a viable embryo using two women's egg dna (the resultant embryos all being female I think) . If the world threw enough recourses at that, as well as freezing eggs from generation 0 to refresh the gene pool with non inbred dna, then enough genetically diverse people could be created to possibly divert the inbreeding crisis. Care would need to be taken for generations still...

(OK, I have now officially thought about this a little too much)

You really want this to happen now don't you nah, it's just the kind of puzzle my mind likes to problem solve, like the problems in running a generational star ship to colonise another planet. But that's a story for another day... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldnt end well for anyone humans would die out regardless

Haha. Ever the optimist!"

Im not wrong i saw it on the matrix

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