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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does the size of your poo relate to the size of the cocks you can take?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the size of your poo relate to the size of the cocks you can take? "

Not if you've got a bout of bum gravy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does the size of your poo relate to the size of the cocks you can take?

Not if you've got a bout of bum gravy...."

Self lubricating then, surely?

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Depends.

Is the size related to the squeeze of the colon or the sphincter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this is true i could swallow a head some mornings

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By *onysp654Man
over a year ago

Loddington

[Removed by poster at 09/09/18 07:55:51]

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By *onysp654Man
over a year ago

Loddington

No ... just ... no ..

We must have officially run out of things to talk about on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah

Can’t do, I’ve just layed a courgette sized log and I’ve never even had a finger near my poo hole.

Just giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somedays it feels like i've shit out a bowling ball, brings tears to my eyes. Strictly one way traffic for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No ... just ... no ..

We must have officially run out of things to talk about on the forums "

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Poos vary .... take a look at the bristol stool chart ..

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Alot of shit on these threads.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Does the size of your poo relate to the size of the cocks you can take? "

Or does it demonstrate the strength of your sphincter?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random related fact: Did you know that the world’s longest officially measured human um.....poop, was a whopping, wait for it.........26 feet(!!!)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random related fact: Did you know that the world’s longest officially measured human um.....poop, was a whopping, wait for it.........26 feet(!!!)?

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Where's the evidence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking width or length?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel I should ask clem...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random related fact: Did you know that the world’s longest officially measured human um.....poop, was a whopping, wait for it.........26 feet(!!!)?

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Is that in the Guinness book of records?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Random related fact: Did you know that the world’s longest officially measured human um.....poop, was a whopping, wait for it.........26 feet(!!!)?

Where's the evidence?"

I believe it’s an official Guiness Record although as to the preservation of and subsequent remaining physical proof (of the actual stool in question), I have no idea sadly (certainly, it would have been too big to flush down the toilet at any rate!)

The story goes that the record breaking turd came about as a by product of a specialised, experimental, high fibre diet that was pioneered at a Texas University.

Ah.....whoever said that science wastes funds eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poos vary .... take a look at the bristol stool chart .. "

I'll need to sit down to digest this

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I feel I should ask clem..."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Random related fact: Did you know that the world’s longest officially measured human um.....poop, was a whopping, wait for it.........26 feet(!!!)?

Is that in the Guinness book of records?"

I think so; This um...proud poop record was set in 1995 and is unlikely to ever be beaten, not least of all as 26 feet is about the exact length of the human intestines so there’ll be no more room to store any extra faecal matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random related fact: Did you know that the world’s longest officially measured human um.....poop, was a whopping, wait for it.........26 feet(!!!)?

Where's the evidence?

I believe it’s an official Guiness Record although as to the preservation of and subsequent remaining physical proof (of the actual stool in question), I have no idea sadly (certainly, it would have been too big to flush down the toilet at any rate!)

The story goes that the record breaking turd came about as a by product of a specialised, experimental, high fibre diet that was pioneered at a Texas University.

Ah.....whoever said that science wastes funds eh? "

If it's cured a lot of constipation it's worth every penny spent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel I should ask clem..."

The aficionado of shit

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Random related fact: Did you know that the world’s longest officially measured human um.....poop, was a whopping, wait for it.........26 feet(!!!)?

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Well your intestines are 23 feet long .....so possible

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Random related fact: Did you know that the world’s longest officially measured human um.....poop, was a whopping, wait for it.........26 feet(!!!)?

Where's the evidence?

I believe it’s an official Guiness Record although as to the preservation of and subsequent remaining physical proof (of the actual stool in question), I have no idea sadly (certainly, it would have been too big to flush down the toilet at any rate!)

The story goes that the record breaking turd came about as a by product of a specialised, experimental, high fibre diet that was pioneered at a Texas University.

Ah.....whoever said that science wastes funds eh?

If it's cured a lot of constipation it's worth every penny spent. "

That’s a good point actually

Talking of which though, I’ve just seen pics of the actual record being set.

I can only describe it as a person who looks to be in a sports hall, squatting, gradually shuffling forwards down a measuring lane.....leaving a long, unbroken, dark coloured, sausage like trail behind them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the size of your poo relate to the size of the cocks you can take? "
no . I could take a little finger going in . But probaby something the size of a small baby coming out

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Now everyone is on Google ... lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Now everyone is on Google ... lol "

Ha ha - Make sure to have eaten BEFOREHAND though

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