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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Are cakes not biscuits !

Hoo likes a good Jaffa cake and do you shear them or keep them all to your self ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Are cakes not biscuits !

Hoo likes a good Jaffa cake and do you shear them or keep them all to your self ?

Love Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was an appreciation thread dedicated to me at first

There goes my smile

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Are cakes not biscuits !

Hoo likes a good Jaffa cake and do you shear them or keep them all to your self ?

Love Jaffa cakes"

But do you shear them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them Seeside - just now added them to my shopping list for today

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I thought this was an appreciation thread dedicated to me at first

There goes my smile"

Sorry about the confuseshoun

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Love them Seeside - just now added them to my shopping list for today

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares what they are

I want some

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I thought this was an appreciation thread dedicated to me at first

There goes my smile"

Welcome back! Missed ya fucknugget

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I love to eat the hole packet to myself if that greedy?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Who cares what they are

I want some"

Then hed off to your local shop.

Most shops have Jaffa cakes.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I love to eat the hole packet to myself if that greedy?"

Onley if you have something els with it to

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Mouth size cakes fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa Cakes are legally defined as cakes. This was brought before a VAT tribunal back in the early 90's due to the way that chocolate covered cakes and biscuits are taxed.

McVities won the case on the basis that Jaffa cakes go hard when left open to the air like a cake would, whereas a biscuit goes soft, thus avoiding having to pay the same amount of tax.

Fun fact for all you fact fans!

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Mouth size cakes fantastic

Yes

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Jaffa Cakes are legally defined as cakes. This was brought before a VAT tribunal back in the early 90's due to the way that chocolate covered cakes and biscuits are taxed.

McVities won the case on the basis that Jaffa cakes go hard when left open to the air like a cake would, whereas a biscuit goes soft, thus avoiding having to pay the same amount of tax.

Fun fact for all you fact fans!"

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Anyone else like Jaffa cakes ?

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Love them. Can easily eat a whole pack, on my own, in one sitting.

I'll share if I'm with people though (there's a reason I'm single with no friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved them when i ate unhealthy things!

Its all about a quick dip in tea, suck off the sponge then place the jelly and chocolate in to suck xD

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Love them. Can easily eat a whole pack, on my own, in one sitting.

I'll share if I'm with people though (there's a reason I'm single with no friends

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1 wood think that if you share your Jaffa cakes then you wood have 100s of friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa Cakes are legally defined as cakes. This was brought before a VAT tribunal back in the early 90's due to the way that chocolate covered cakes and biscuits are taxed.

McVities won the case on the basis that Jaffa cakes go hard when left open to the air like a cake would, whereas a biscuit goes soft, thus avoiding having to pay the same amount of tax.

Fun fact for all you fact fans!"

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I loved them when i ate unhealthy things!

Its all about a quick dip in tea, suck off the sponge then place the jelly and chocolate in to suck xD"

Ok ?

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Love them. Can easily eat a whole pack, on my own, in one sitting.

I'll share if I'm with people though (there's a reason I'm single with no friends

1 wood think that if you share your Jaffa cakes then you wood haven 100s of friends.

But I make sure I'm not with people so I don't have to share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes are dangerous. It's impossible to eat just one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was an appreciation thread dedicated to me at first

There goes my smile"

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa's are life. Only had the original orange tho

#FullmoomHalfmoonTotalEclipse

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I love Jaffa cakes but I don’t mind sharing either. Spread the joy

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By *onysp654Man
over a year ago

Loddington

Definitely love them

Question is:

Full Moon

Half Moon

Total Eclipse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them, but can quite happily eat the whole packet to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand them yuk yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone remember when they did totally covered Jaffa cakes? They were so good! You can never have enough chocolate in my opinion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes are the best biscuits in the world. Those 4ft tube versions at Christmas are the best ever. Who eats the edge, then the jelly then the base?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that Jaffa cakes are actually made from apricot jam?!! I know... utter madness!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love Jaffa cakes

But do you shear them ?

Thats Sheep ... never heard of fleece covered Jaffa cakes.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I can easily inhale a packet of jaffacakes in minutes ,if not seconds.

I saw a megapack which I think was 6 packets in one, recently.

I didn't buy it as it would have been fartoo dangerous for me, I'd have OD-ed.

Death by Jaffacake...worse ways to go I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a Jaffa, but not a cake or a biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one shares jaffa cakes & if they say the do, they're lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about one of these ...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/shopping-deals/tesco-selling-jaffa-cake-desert-13049108

and then there are these ...

https://groceries.iceland.co.uk/cadbury-layers-of-joy-jaffantastic-2-x-90g/p/63628

which are very tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The World Record for Jaffa ckaes being eaten is 17 in one minute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7BE5gVKc7w

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can easily inhale a packet of jaffacakes in minutes ,if not seconds.

I saw a megapack which I think was 6 packets in one, recently.

I didn't buy it as it would have been fartoo dangerous for me, I'd have OD-ed.

Death by Jaffacake...worse ways to go I guess."

The multipacks I bought recently only had 9 in a pack not 12, and Im sure they were much smaller ! So maybe, just maybe it wouldn't quite kill you. Worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Jaffa cakes

Especially when scraping barrels...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I love to eat the hole packet to myself if that greedy?"

Nah, I can demolish a whole packet in about 15 minuted

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Are cakes not biscuits !

I always thought the name was a give-away.

Best snack food ever.

Cal

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Are cakes not biscuits !

Hoo likes a good Jaffa cake and do you shear them or keep them all to your self ?

They are indeed cakes. Reason been they go hard when stale, not sure fr like biscuits. Oh and they’re all mine. Not sharing with anyone.

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By *ophleeCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"No one shares jaffa cakes & if they say the do, they're lying."

Totally agree, I hide them, then eat them all when no one else is around

~Sophie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Cakes, not biscuits.

I prefer cheaper supermarket JC's, I think they taste better, either that or I'm a tight wad

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Did you know that Jaffa cakes are actually made from apricot jam?!! I know... utter madness!!

x "

They used to be, but i think they have changed to Orange flavoured now #Imightbewrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was an appreciation thread dedicated to me at first

There goes my smile"

So r u a cake or a biscuit jaffa ?

me thinks hes a cake !!!

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

They're a biscuit. That's why they're in the biscuit aisle & not in the cake aisle.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"They're a biscuit. That's why they're in the biscuit aisle & not in the cake aisle."

They are legally a cake which is why you don't pay vat on they like you do for chocolate covered biscuits. Although the aisle they are sold in was taken into consideration in the court case.

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

Court case my arse lol. A biscuit goes in the biscuit aisle. A Jaffa Cake Bar is a cake & as such is found in the cake aisle.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

By that argument lottery cards are cigarettes lol

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

Well they are addictive to some...just like cigs

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’ve just eaten half a packet.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Well running the risk of sounding like an old fart - they’re nowt like they used to be.

In fact they’re a crock o shit these days. They’re really thin, and hardly any orangey bit in at all.

At one time you could munch all round the edge, peel off the cakey bit, suck off the chocolate and be left with a lovely big orangey bit.

Now there’s just straggly little pieces.

I shoulda posted this on Thursdays rant really

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I've not had a jaffa cake in ages,but then I rarely buy biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not had a jaffa cake in ages,but then I rarely buy biscuits."

Fancy a packet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not had a jaffa cake in ages,but then I rarely buy biscuits.

Fancy a packet?

I could devour a packet of jaffa cakes

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Did you know that Jaffa cakes are actually made from apricot jam?!! I know... utter madness!!

They used to be, but i think they have changed to Orange flavoured now #Imightbewrong lol"

I've just looked it up. They are made from apricot jam and tangerine oil. They get their name from a city in Israel/Gaza Strip.

#everydayisaschoolday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not had a jaffa cake in ages,but then I rarely buy biscuits.

Fancy a packet?

I could devour a packet of jaffa cakes

Oh my friend, you are mistaken, this packet devours you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've not had a jaffa cake in ages,but then I rarely buy biscuits.

Fancy a packet?

I'm not sure I could eat a whole packet to myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not had a jaffa cake in ages,but then I rarely buy biscuits.

Fancy a packet?

I could devour a packet of jaffa cakes

Oh my friend, you are mistaken, this packet devours you

You could try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Jaffa Cakes but I might share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once u open them u know they are getting eaten. Full moon, half moon, total eclipse

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can easily inhale a packet of jaffacakes in minutes ,if not seconds.

I saw a megapack which I think was 6 packets in one, recently.

I didn't buy it as it would have been fartoo dangerous for me, I'd have OD-ed.

Death by Jaffacake...worse ways to go I guess.

The multipacks I bought recently only had 9 in a pack not 12, and Im sure they were much smaller ! So maybe, just maybe it wouldn't quite kill you. Worth a try

You are a bad, bad woman for encouraging me...I like you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you _eeside, I inhaled 12 one after the other earlier!! Loved it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just eaten a 12 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was an appreciation thread dedicated to me at first

There goes my smile

Welcome back! Missed ya fucknugget

I knew it !

Welcome back cakey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embarrassed to say i eat a 12 pack every day

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Love them. Can easily eat a whole pack, on my own, in one sitting.

I'll share if I'm with people though (there's a reason I'm single with no friends

1 wood think that if you share your Jaffa cakes then you wood haven 100s of friends.

But I make sure I'm not with people so I don't have to share!"

We'll thear is your problem.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Jaffa cakes are dangerous. It's impossible to eat just one. "

No thay are not.

You just need a strong willpower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Embarrassed to say i eat a 12 pack every day

and how the f*** do you still have and??

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Definitely love them

Question is:

Full Moon

Half Moon

Total Eclipse

Witch 1 is gon in 1 bite ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are dangerous. It's impossible to eat just one.

No thay are not.

You just need a strong willpower

I am a weakling then

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Can't stand them yuk yuk "

Ok.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Jaffa cakes are the best biscuits in the world. Those 4ft tube versions at Christmas are the best ever. Who eats the edge, then the jelly then the base? "

Biscuits ?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Love Jaffa cakes

But do you shear them ?

Thats Sheep ... never heard of fleece covered Jaffa cakes. "

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"They're a biscuit. That's why they're in the biscuit aisle & not in the cake aisle."

Agree to disagree.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I've not had a jaffa cake in ages,but then I rarely buy biscuits eather."

Fixed it for you.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Thank you _eeside, I inhaled 12 one after the other earlier!! Loved it!

inhaled ?

Your suppose to eat them.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Embarrassed to say i eat a 12 pack every day

And as the jam is made from froot that's 1 of your 5 a day.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Love Jaffa Cakes Seeside. Can’t buy them in, I would eat too many

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

"Love Jaffa Cakes Seeside. Can’t buy them in, I would eat too many

Get a bike Babs..then you can load up on Jaffa cakes to your heart's content!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I love Jaffa Cakes. And they are all mine!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Love Jaffa Cakes Seeside. Can’t buy them in, I would eat too many

Get a bike Babs..then you can load up on Jaffa cakes to your heart's content!

You know I don’t cycle James

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All jaffas are made with plain/dark chocolate

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Love them. Can easily eat a whole pack, on my own, in one sitting.

I'll share if I'm with people though (there's a reason I'm single with no friends

1 wood think that if you share your Jaffa cakes then you wood haven 100s of friends.

But I make sure I'm not with people so I don't have to share!

We'll thear is your problem.

I fully understand the reasons behind my lack of friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't even...

I love them! But am in New Zealand and haven't had them for about 9 months! Ahhhhhhh it's tough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can think about now is a pack of jaffas instead of the lunch I missed today

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

I've bought some today Seeside.

But there never next to the cakes they're in the biscuit isle

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I thought this was an appreciation thread dedicated to me at first

There goes my smile"

appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm love Jaffa cakes not for sharing and always have to have the full box

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"The World Record for Jaffa ckaes being eaten is 17 in one minute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7BE5gVKc7w"

I'm sorry but that's a feeble effort... I'm certain I can beat that!

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

"Love Jaffa Cakes Seeside. Can’t buy them in, I would eat too many

Get a bike Babs..then you can load up on Jaffa cakes to your heart's content!

You know I don’t cycle James

One day!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Love Jaffa Cakes Seeside. Can’t buy them in, I would eat too many

Get a bike Babs..then you can load up on Jaffa cakes to your heart's content!

You know I don’t cycle James

One day!"

Never!

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