FabSwingers.com forum: When a woman says "correct me if I'm wrong"

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Do not under any circumstances do it.

This has been a public service information bulletin.

You're welcome.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

She only says it because she knows she's right

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Like pulling the pin on a grenade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not under any circumstances do it.

This has been a public service information bulletin.

You're welcome.

^ this is a wise man!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Do not under any circumstances do it.

This has been a public service information bulletin.

You're welcome.

^ this is a wise man! "

If only he could spell Colleen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if she’s reverse parking ?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My parking skills are excellent

If I'm wrong, then I'm more than happy to be corrected...but any man better be 100% certain of his own facts first!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

If I think she's wrong...I'll correct her...no fear

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

duck and cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not under any circumstances do it.

This has been a public service information bulletin.

You're welcome.

Oh god no not unless u have a hazmat suit for the amount of bile that will follow if you do

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Calm down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm down"

Ooh NEVER tell a lady to calm down either!! That’s like a red rag to a bull!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Calm down

Ooh NEVER tell a lady to calm down either!! That’s like a red rag to a bull!

Especially if the red rag is an Arsenal shirt

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Calm down

Ooh NEVER tell a lady to calm down either!! That’s like a red rag to a bull!

I had to do an intro at a H & S Lessons Learnt seminar last year.

I opened telling everyone I've had a fractured skull, broken ribs, been stabbed three times and shot once, and ended the intro there.

Someone asked what the lesson learnt was?

I said when the wife asks "how's the soup" don't say "it needs more seasoning"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks to that! If she's wrong I'll let her know. I'll just be far away when I do

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Bollocks to that! If she's wrong I'll let her know. I'll just be far away when I do

That's what satellite phones are for.

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Nothing wrong with "calm down" if followed by "there there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correct me if I'm wrong ... But this thread is extremely ambiguous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a brave or foolish man to correct a woman when they think they are right

Which by the way they rarely are

(diving for cover now)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has made me laugh this morning

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Always better letting them know when they are wrong.

Its for their own benefit as it might stop them from doing the wrong thing again.

Notice i said "might"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My parking skills are excellent

If I'm wrong, then I'm more than happy to be corrected...but any man better be 100% certain of his own facts first!

And the evidence to prove it

And have an alternative solution.

Easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not under any circumstances do it.

This has been a public service information bulletin.

You're welcome.

And never say yes when she asks "Does my bum look big in this"..

Or as I did say "No, your bum looks big in anything!!"

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...asking 'is it that time of the month again?' will ensure your bollocks are nail-gunned to the wall...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not under any circumstances do it.

This has been a public service information bulletin.

You're welcome.

Haha did you fall for it buddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one is if she says

"Don't worry it's fine!"

It's clearly not fine and absolutely start to worry..backtrack and run for your fucking life

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"This has made me laugh this morning

My work here is done.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Do not under any circumstances do it.

This has been a public service information bulletin.

You're welcome.

Haha did you fall for it buddy?

Nope.

I was born at night, but not last night.

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

On a positive if you use any of the above.....it ensure a free night pass away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...asking 'is it that time of the month again?' will ensure your bollocks are nail-gunned to the wall..."

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"...asking 'is it that time of the month again?' will ensure your bollocks are nail-gunned to the wall..."

Kinky........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...asking 'is it that time of the month again?' will ensure your bollocks are nail-gunned to the wall...

I rather like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not under any circumstances do it.

This has been a public service information bulletin.

You're welcome.

Shhhhh! Don’t tell them!

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

You are a wise man op

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Calm down

Ooh NEVER tell a lady to calm down either!! That’s like a red rag to a bull!

Another wise man

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Do not under any circumstances do it.

This has been a public service information bulletin.

You're welcome.

Shhhhh! Don’t tell them! "

Too late.

Soz......

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You are a wise man op

You talky speak speak the truth.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"If I think she's wrong...I'll correct her...no fear

And tell her to make you a sandwich while she is back in the kitchen

That is a joke by the way. I wouldn't trust her not to shit in my sandwich

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"You are a wise man op

You talky speak speak the truth."

I'm a wise woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she says “it’s not you it’s me”

It’s most definitely you!

And

“No it’s fine honestly just go”

It’s not fine and if you dare to go you’d better not come back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“No it’s fine honestly just go”

It’s not fine and if you dare to go you’d better not come back! "

Haha this is spot on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are all doing it wrong..

What you need to do is

bend her over, grab her hair & spank her ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she says it in connection with;

a) your friends

b) visiting her mother

c) football

You are legally allowed to lock her in a cupboard.

Honestly!

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Love it basic rule is dont argue with a woman coz ya never gonna win haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love it basic rule is dont argue with a woman coz ya never gonna win haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if she's cleaning her kitchen with bleach that ruins all the surfaces and might get on my food ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even if she's cleaning her kitchen with bleach that ruins all the surfaces and might get on my food ?

It might be wise to get a new kitchen fitted

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