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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking for another female to join me and totally real fit as fuck, fuck buddy. She's totally fit and everyone fancies her, she's bi sexual and does everything.

If anyone wants to join me and my amazingly fit as fuck real fuck buddy then let me know

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

I can't see any pics of her.... I smell bullshit!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Looking for another female to join me and totally real fit as fuck, fuck buddy. She's totally fit and everyone fancies her, she's bi sexual and does everything.

If anyone wants to join me and my amazingly fit as fuck real fuck buddy then let me know "

Fit as......what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't see any pics of her.... I smell bullshit!"

No she's real, she's sat here next to me all fit and naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for another female to join me and totally real fit as fuck, fuck buddy. She's totally fit and everyone fancies her, she's bi sexual and does everything.

If anyone wants to join me and my amazingly fit as fuck real fuck buddy then let me know

Fit as......what?

"

Fuck....fit as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she blonde?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is she blonde?"

She has brownie blonde redish hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So she's fit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So she's fit?"

Really fit and really real. Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So she's fit?"

Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is she blonde?

She has brownie blonde redish hair"

Ah, I only meet bald women,sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Apparently "

She is really fit. You'd fancy her if you was here. But she only wants me and another woman. Sorry. She's fit though....and real

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is she blonde?

She has brownie blonde redish hair

Ah, I only meet bald women,sorry."

I meant to say bold, sorry, autocorrect. She's fit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she smell slightly of airbeds?

And hiss if you put all your weight on her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Apparently "

And real and sitting next to him, naked...while he is on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does she smell slightly of airbeds?

And hiss if you put all your weight on her?"

No, she smells of pure desire and oozes fitness when I lay on her

She's real

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Does she smell slightly of airbeds?

And hiss if you put all your weight on her?"

exactly what I was thinking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Apparently

And real and sitting next to him, naked...while he is on fab "

We've been having fit sex all day, we're having a break but fancy a threesome. She's fit and understands my needs, hence a second woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok"

Does that mean you're interested. She's real and fit as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Apparently

And real and sitting next to him, naked...while he is on fab

We've been having fit sex all day, we're having a break but fancy a threesome. She's fit and understands my needs, hence a second woman"

You might have more luck finding someone fit & easy, by posting a status instead of a forum thread.

Good luck with your real & fit fuck buddy. Don't forget to feed her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Apparently

And real and sitting next to him, naked...while he is on fab

We've been having fit sex all day, we're having a break but fancy a threesome. She's fit and understands my needs, hence a second woman

You might have more luck finding someone fit & easy, by posting a status instead of a forum thread.

Good luck with your real & fit fuck buddy. Don't forget to feed her "

Just jealous because she's fit and real and here enjoying my dick with all her fitness and realness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does she smell slightly of airbeds?

And hiss if you put all your weight on her?

exactly what I was thinking!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does she smell slightly of airbeds?

And hiss if you put all your weight on her?

exactly what I was thinking!

"

Jealous

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

Buddy yr going to have to cam or get a pic of u guys up..you don't have to have faces in ..or on public show....you will find alot of ppl on here are all mouth..you want quick sex ..check dogging in yr area.....good luck to u guys tho.....

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Does she smell slightly of airbeds?

And hiss if you put all your weight on her?

exactly what I was thinking!

Jealous"

Extremely

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By *cnawwtysCouple
over a year ago

pie ville

If she’s that real spend your time fucking her rather than replying to post you care not about

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent


"Does she smell slightly of airbeds?

And hiss if you put all your weight on her?

exactly what I was thinking!

Jealous

Extremely "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Apparently

And real and sitting next to him, naked...while he is on fab

We've been having fit sex all day, we're having a break but fancy a threesome. She's fit and understands my needs, hence a second woman

You might have more luck finding someone fit & easy, by posting a status instead of a forum thread.

Good luck with your real & fit fuck buddy. Don't forget to feed her

Just jealous because she's fit and real and here enjoying my dick with all her fitness and realness"

Do you know any other adjectives?

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

should gone out on the pull and let find one for that....simples men dont find women for women women do thats what i think anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Apparently

And real and sitting next to him, naked...while he is on fab

We've been having fit sex all day, we're having a break but fancy a threesome. She's fit and understands my needs, hence a second woman

You might have more luck finding someone fit & easy, by posting a status instead of a forum thread.

Good luck with your real & fit fuck buddy. Don't forget to feed her

Just jealous because she's fit and real and here enjoying my dick with all her fitness and realness

Do you know any other adjectives?"

Or a sub adjective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is she blonde?

She has brownie blonde redish hair

Ah, I only meet bald women,sorry.

I meant to say bold, sorry, autocorrect. She's fit though "

Is she choosy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she’s that real spend your time fucking her rather than replying to post you care not about "

This

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is she blonde?

She has brownie blonde redish hair

Ah, I only meet bald women,sorry.

I meant to say bold, sorry, autocorrect. She's fit though

Is she choosy?"

Do you want her to be. She's fit and real, that's all I can say

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

forum or hot steamy sesh with a fit bird no brainer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"forum or hot steamy sesh with a fit bird no brainer lol"

You chose the forum as well then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm I’m smelling a bit of a troll here , TAME, but I can smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she fit and real though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The line’s gone tight Jaffa. Don’t strike too hard or you’ll snap your rod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"forum or hot steamy sesh with a fit bird no brainer lol

You chose the forum as well then?"

Why have you got 2 profiles and I thought you had to wait 2 weeks before posting ?

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

OP you sound like that lad from the 'inbetweeners', he was always wanking too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you sound like that lad from the 'inbetweeners', he was always wanking too "

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Is she blonde?

She has brownie blonde redish hair

Ah, I only meet bald women,sorry.

I meant to say bold, sorry, autocorrect. She's fit though

Is she choosy?

Do you want her to be. She's fit and real, that's all I can say"

Is she as fit as a butchers dog?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Is she blonde?

She has brownie blonde redish hair

Ah, I only meet bald women,sorry.

I meant to say bold, sorry, autocorrect. She's fit though

Is she choosy?

Do you want her to be. She's fit and real, that's all I can say

Is she as fit as a butchers dog?"

She is the butchers dog!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I think Cakieboi has been let down, just like his fit as fuck girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bisexual girls are the best, sorry straight girls

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Don't we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew this penis will be back that’s why I don’t leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I knew this penis will be back that’s why I don’t leave "

I think I broke the record for the most concurrent amount of people who just didn't get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"forum or hot steamy sesh with a fit bird no brainer lol

You chose the forum as well then?

Why have you got 2 profiles and I thought you had to wait 2 weeks before posting ?"

Who has 2 profiles?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"forum or hot steamy sesh with a fit bird no brainer lol

You chose the forum as well then?

Why have you got 2 profiles and I thought you had to wait 2 weeks before posting ?

Who has 2 profiles?"

She thinks you’re Tame Impala

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aha... boomerang

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"forum or hot steamy sesh with a fit bird no brainer lol

You chose the forum as well then?

Why have you got 2 profiles and I thought you had to wait 2 weeks before posting ?

Who has 2 profiles?

She thinks you’re Tame Impala "

Oh

She couldn't have jumped to a more wrong conclusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sore subject lets see what the future holds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew this penis will be back that’s why I don’t leave

I think I broke the record for the most concurrent amount of people who just didn't get it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another chance to any women who want the time of their life with me and my totally fit and real fuck buddy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Would your real life fuck buddy be a man by any chance,please say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sounds like the best thing since sliced..cake!

Is she really fit or fitly real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"forum or hot steamy sesh with a fit bird no brainer lol

You chose the forum as well then?

Why have you got 2 profiles and I thought you had to wait 2 weeks before posting ?

Who has 2 profiles?

She thinks you’re Tame Impala "

Try again Columbo

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"forum or hot steamy sesh with a fit bird no brainer lol

You chose the forum as well then?

Why have you got 2 profiles and I thought you had to wait 2 weeks before posting ?

Who has 2 profiles?

She thinks you’re Tame Impala

Try again Columbo "

I knew who it was he told me before he posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"forum or hot steamy sesh with a fit bird no brainer lol

You chose the forum as well then?

Why have you got 2 profiles and I thought you had to wait 2 weeks before posting ?

Who has 2 profiles?

She thinks you’re Tame Impala

Try again Columbo

I knew who it was he told me before he posted "

Yeah, sorry it was for miss jump to conclusions

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"forum or hot steamy sesh with a fit bird no brainer lol

You chose the forum as well then?

Why have you got 2 profiles and I thought you had to wait 2 weeks before posting ?

Who has 2 profiles?

She thinks you’re Tame Impala

Try again Columbo

I knew who it was he told me before he posted

Yeah, sorry it was for miss jump to conclusions "

As opposed to Miss SJ?

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By *ischiefmanagedWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk border

Love this thread... Laughing so hard my cat has jumped off the sofa in disgust. Well done OP

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What a funny thread. Welcome back OP.

I'm pleased you've found yourself a nice woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for another female to join me and totally real fit as fuck, fuck buddy. She's totally fit and everyone fancies her, she's bi sexual and does everything.

If anyone wants to join me and my amazingly fit as fuck real fuck buddy then let me know "

Wow! She sounds fit as fuck!

Welcome back btw.....

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"What a funny thread. Welcome back OP.

I'm pleased you've found yourself a nice woman "

Not just nice ....a really fit and real woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a funny thread. Welcome back OP.

I'm pleased you've found yourself a nice woman "

She's not just nice. She's totally fit and incredibly real. Not made her up at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aisle 17, next to the marigolds.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Just start a couples profile and Put pics of you both. Then you won't have people questioning if she's real or not. And the female that you are looking for can decide if she's fit or not for herself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just start a couples profile and Put pics of you both. Then you won't have people questioning if she's real or not. And the female that you are looking for can decide if she's fit or not for herself

"

I don't need to prove she's real because she is real and really fit. Not making this up

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

How quickly can she run 10 k?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How quickly can she run 10 k?"

Very fast, because she's very fit. She won't be running today though because we spent all night having sex. I came 19 times, she's amazing but sore now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m shit at running ... I’ll never catch her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m shit at running ... I’ll never catch her "

Piggy back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m shit at running ... I’ll never catch her

Piggy back "

I can’t carry her ... mind you , she’s fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be fit and real as he's said it loads of time

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By *litzy-Red-DevilWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Does she smell slightly of airbeds?

And hiss if you put all your weight on her?"

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"Just start a couples profile and Put pics of you both. Then you won't have people questioning if she's real or not. And the female that you are looking for can decide if she's fit or not for herself

I don't need to prove she's real because she is real and really fit. Not making this up"

Ok. But if I was to join you both I would like to see for myself if she is my type. Not just take your word for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just start a couples profile and Put pics of you both. Then you won't have people questioning if she's real or not. And the female that you are looking for can decide if she's fit or not for herself

I don't need to prove she's real because she is real and really fit. Not making this up

Ok. But if I was to join you both I would like to see for myself if she is my type. Not just take your word for it. "

She is your type, she's everyone's type because she's so fit and totally real

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Haha..I need one for a totally real not fake similar situation as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

...and I have a humongous bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her."

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting "

But can you both travel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting

But can you both travel?"

She's come down with a cold. Must be run down with all the sex we had. I'm still available though and do travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Really fit and really real. Honest"

Can I touch her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting

But can you both travel?

She's come down with a cold. Must be run down with all the sex we had. I'm still available though and do travel "

Yes but it was the information that she was real and fit that interested me - I am disappointed yet again by being offered a 3 sum by a man on Fab and then being let down with only a 2 sum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Really fit and really real. Honest

Can I touch her? "

You are her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting

But can you both travel?

She's come down with a cold. Must be run down with all the sex we had. I'm still available though and do travel

Yes but it was the information that she was real and fit that interested me - I am disappointed yet again by being offered a 3 sum by a man on Fab and then being let down with only a 2 sum "

Another timewaster hey cake sorry i mean mr jaffa really thought she was real and fit and real too ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting

But can you both travel?

She's come down with a cold. Must be run down with all the sex we had. I'm still available though and do travel

Yes but it was the information that she was real and fit that interested me - I am disappointed yet again by being offered a 3 sum by a man on Fab and then being let down with only a 2 sum

Another timewaster hey cake sorry i mean mr jaffa really thought she was real and fit and real too ...... "

She is fit and totally real but just ill right now. I could get her to call you but she lost her voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting

But can you both travel?

She's come down with a cold. Must be run down with all the sex we had. I'm still available though and do travel

Yes but it was the information that she was real and fit that interested me - I am disappointed yet again by being offered a 3 sum by a man on Fab and then being let down with only a 2 sum

Another timewaster hey cake sorry i mean mr jaffa really thought she was real and fit and real too ......

She is fit and totally real but just ill right now. I could get her to call you but she lost her voice"

Does she sound fit ? Bet she does with that husky fake ill voice ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting

But can you both travel?

She's come down with a cold. Must be run down with all the sex we had. I'm still available though and do travel

Yes but it was the information that she was real and fit that interested me - I am disappointed yet again by being offered a 3 sum by a man on Fab and then being let down with only a 2 sum

Another timewaster hey cake sorry i mean mr jaffa really thought she was real and fit and real too ......

She is fit and totally real but just ill right now. I could get her to call you but she lost her voice

Does she sound fit ? Bet she does with that husky fake ill voice ...... "

She has the sexiest voice ever because she's so fit

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Looking for another female to join me and totally real fit as fuck, fuck buddy. She's totally fit and everyone fancies her, she's bi sexual and does everything.

If anyone wants to join me and my amazingly fit as fuck real fuck buddy then let me know "

Just to confirm OP, its important to me.... Is she fit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure, just let me log into my single female profile - she's well fit too and will probably be up for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have to blow her up OP or is she self inflating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting

But can you both travel?

She's come down with a cold. Must be run down with all the sex we had. I'm still available though and do travel

Yes but it was the information that she was real and fit that interested me - I am disappointed yet again by being offered a 3 sum by a man on Fab and then being let down with only a 2 sum

Another timewaster hey cake sorry i mean mr jaffa really thought she was real and fit and real too ......

She is fit and totally real but just ill right now. I could get her to call you but she lost her voice

Does she sound fit ? Bet she does with that husky fake ill voice ......

She has the sexiest voice ever because she's so fit"

She sounds too good to be true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting

But can you both travel?

She's come down with a cold. Must be run down with all the sex we had. I'm still available though and do travel

Yes but it was the information that she was real and fit that interested me - I am disappointed yet again by being offered a 3 sum by a man on Fab and then being let down with only a 2 sum

Another timewaster hey cake sorry i mean mr jaffa really thought she was real and fit and real too ......

She is fit and totally real but just ill right now. I could get her to call you but she lost her voice

Does she sound fit ? Bet she does with that husky fake ill voice ......

She has the sexiest voice ever because she's so fit

She sounds too good to be true "

But yet, she's totally real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh did he mention she was fit and real

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Oh did he mention she was fit and real "

Not sure, let me go back and have a look.

*scrolls up......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh did he mention she was fit and real

Not sure, let me go back and have a look.

*scrolls up......"

You're all just jealous I've got a fit and totally real fuck buddy while you're all alone and fake. Haha, losers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting

But can you both travel?

She's come down with a cold. Must be run down with all the sex we had. I'm still available though and do travel

Yes but it was the information that she was real and fit that interested me - I am disappointed yet again by being offered a 3 sum by a man on Fab and then being let down with only a 2 sum

Another timewaster hey cake sorry i mean mr jaffa really thought she was real and fit and real too ......

She is fit and totally real but just ill right now. I could get her to call you but she lost her voice

Does she sound fit ? Bet she does with that husky fake ill voice ......

She has the sexiest voice ever because she's so fit"

A low, sort of manly purr I bet

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Oh did he mention she was fit and real

Not sure, let me go back and have a look.

*scrolls up......

You're all just jealous I've got a fit and totally real fuck buddy while you're all alone and fake. Haha, losers "

Yes, that's it........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh did he mention she was fit and real

Not sure, let me go back and have a look.

*scrolls up......

You're all just jealous I've got a fit and totally real fuck buddy while you're all alone and fake. Haha, losers

Yes, that's it........ "

Knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread of the day, is she fit? Can she run a marathon sub 4 hours? Can she bench press 100kg? Maybe, how are we to know? Guess we should all line up to find out eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

"

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Looking for another female to join me and totally real fit as fuck, fuck buddy. She's totally fit and everyone fancies her, she's bi sexual and does everything.

If anyone wants to join me and my amazingly fit as fuck real fuck buddy then let me know "

Are you still looking for a female to join you and your fit as fuck friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious "
You mean you was joking ? Fuck you had me there mate

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By *litzy-Red-DevilWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The word 'real' in this thread reminds me of the word 'loyal' used by Georgia in love Island

That was all hyped up shite too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious "

Well it cheered me up

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By *litzy-Red-DevilWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious "
funny as fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You and every other couple on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious "

What you mean she is not fit as fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sound like my dream couple to have a 3 sum with - can you squeeze out more than 19 fucks a night though as I am a greedy girl? I take your assurance that she is fit and real and can't wait to play with her.

Thank you. Nice to see someone is open minded and trusting

But can you both travel?

She's come down with a cold. Must be run down with all the sex we had. I'm still available though and do travel

Yes but it was the information that she was real and fit that interested me - I am disappointed yet again by being offered a 3 sum by a man on Fab and then being let down with only a 2 sum

Another timewaster hey cake sorry i mean mr jaffa really thought she was real and fit and real too ......

She is fit and totally real but just ill right now. I could get her to call you but she lost her voice

Does she sound fit ? Bet she does with that husky fake ill voice ......

She has the sexiest voice ever because she's so fit

She sounds too good to be true

But yet, she's totally real."

And fit dont forget real AND fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious "

Bloody hell was just gonna give u my number so she could call and prove she was real and fit but ill and lost her voice .... I have a feeling it might of just been u on the end of the line heavy breathing though but I could live with that mr jaffa

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Thanks for the 19 fucks last night darlin. I'm still feeling rough and sore, shame you couldn't find another to join us, but I'm sure there'll be plenty more chances.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for the 19 fucks last night darlin. I'm still feeling rough and sore, shame you couldn't find another to join us, but I'm sure there'll be plenty more chances.

"

Fit as fuck and totally real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious "

I have lost my faith in Fab - I was already looking up flight times so I could come and rub some vic on her chest to make her even fitter and more real. (stamps feet and walks off muttering about load of timewasters)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the 19 fucks last night darlin. I'm still feeling rough and sore, shame you couldn't find another to join us, but I'm sure there'll be plenty more chances.

Fit as fuck and totally real "

Ahhhhhh now we believe u !!!

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By *ammskiMan
over a year ago

lytham st.annes


"Thanks for the 19 fucks last night darlin. I'm still feeling rough and sore, shame you couldn't find another to join us, but I'm sure there'll be plenty more chances.

Fit as fuck and totally real "
Did you mean fat not fit ?

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious "

As I said on another thread, it's only funny if you know it's a joke.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Welcome back Piece of Cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the 19 fucks last night darlin. I'm still feeling rough and sore, shame you couldn't find another to join us, but I'm sure there'll be plenty more chances.

Fit as fuck and totally real "

Nope, she posted old and knackered thread the other day, so can't be the one you are referring too... so obviously you all ready have FFM and are really looking for FFFM

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Thanks for the 19 fucks last night darlin. I'm still feeling rough and sore, shame you couldn't find another to join us, but I'm sure there'll be plenty more chances.

Fit as fuck and totally real Did you mean fat not fit ?"

Well I do have a bit of an eating disorder, thanks for pointing out I need to eat less.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Thanks for the 19 fucks last night darlin. I'm still feeling rough and sore, shame you couldn't find another to join us, but I'm sure there'll be plenty more chances.

Fit as fuck and totally real Did you mean fat not fit ?"

Who the stuff is fat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the 19 fucks last night darlin. I'm still feeling rough and sore, shame you couldn't find another to join us, but I'm sure there'll be plenty more chances.

Fit as fuck and totally real Did you mean fat not fit ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for the 19 fucks last night darlin. I'm still feeling rough and sore, shame you couldn't find another to join us, but I'm sure there'll be plenty more chances.

Fit as fuck and totally real Did you mean fat not fit ?"

Any need for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious "

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure she's fit OP? You've only told us 3 times with one paragraph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Really fit and really real. Honest

Can I touch her?

You are her "

I'm a solid 7

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Really fit and really real. Honest

Can I touch her?

You are her

I'm a solid 7 "

7ish maybe

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played "

Don't apologise. He should...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So she's fit?

Really fit and really real. Honest

Can I touch her?

You are her

I'm a solid 7

7ish maybe "

I will break you like a plastic fork

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should..."

Why should I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should..."

That wasn't me apologising, I was defending my 'stupidity'.

I don't need an apology from him, it was a joke. It's all gravy

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By *layfulcoupleCouple
over a year ago

a kinky mood


"Is she blonde?

She has brownie blonde redish hair

Ah, I only meet bald women,sorry.

I meant to say bold, sorry, autocorrect. She's fit though

Is she choosy?

Do you want her to be. She's fit and real, that's all I can say"

Perhaps you should get a joint profile and I've just thought of a username name for you. FIT and REAL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is she blonde?

She has brownie blonde redish hair

Ah, I only meet bald women,sorry.

I meant to say bold, sorry, autocorrect. She's fit though

Is she choosy?

Do you want her to be. She's fit and real, that's all I can say

Perhaps you should get a joint profile and I've just thought of a username name for you. FIT and REAL"

Nah peachyjaffa has a better ring to it oh i just invented a new biscuit .... or is it a cake ?

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'll lend you mine if I can borrow yours first?

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

Why should I?"

For ridiculing people who didn't know that was a joke and take it seriously.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

That wasn't me apologising, I was defending my 'stupidity'.

I don't need an apology from him, it was a joke. It's all gravy "

He ridiculed anyone who took his thread "seriously". That's out of order. You effectively apologised for your stupidity in not realising it was a joke thread.

If it's not clear in the original post that it's a joke, he shouldn't call anyone stupid for taking it seriously.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

Why should I?

For ridiculing people who didn't know that was a joke and take it seriously."

Get a grip

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

Why should I?

For ridiculing people who didn't know that was a joke and take it seriously.

Get a grip "

I'm sorry but I don't like bullies. That's bullying to me.

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Looking for another female to join me and totally real fit as fuck, fuck buddy. She's totally fit and everyone fancies her, she's bi sexual and does everything.

If anyone wants to join me and my amazingly fit as fuck real fuck buddy then let me know

Fit as......what?

"

Fit as a butchers dog? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

Why should I?

For ridiculing people who didn't know that was a joke and take it seriously.

Get a grip

I'm sorry but I don't like bullies. That's bullying to me."

Meh

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got an imaginary budgerigar, and she's called Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she do welding? I have a T2 Camper that needs a bit of work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

Why should I?

For ridiculing people who didn't know that was a joke and take it seriously.

Get a grip

I'm sorry but I don't like bullies. That's bullying to me.

Meh "

Wondering why you came back now ? dont worry everyone will get used to the craic on here

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By *uicy Lucy and percyCouple
over a year ago

wales

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By *uicy Lucy and percyCouple
over a year ago

wales


"Does she smell slightly of airbeds?

And hiss if you put all your weight on her?"

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

Why should I?

For ridiculing people who didn't know that was a joke and take it seriously.

Get a grip

I'm sorry but I don't like bullies. That's bullying to me.

Meh

Wondering why you came back now ? dont worry everyone will get used to the craic on here "

I have no issue with his joke threads, just the attitude that if you take it seriously then you are the one at fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be happy with a F for a FM.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

Why should I?

For ridiculing people who didn't know that was a joke and take it seriously.

Get a grip

I'm sorry but I don't like bullies. That's bullying to me.

Meh

Wondering why you came back now ? dont worry everyone will get used to the craic on here

I have no issue with his joke threads, just the attitude that if you take it seriously then you are the one at fault "

If you get something wrong, then you are at fault

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

Why should I?

For ridiculing people who didn't know that was a joke and take it seriously.

Get a grip

I'm sorry but I don't like bullies. That's bullying to me.

Meh

Wondering why you came back now ? dont worry everyone will get used to the craic on here "

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

Why should I?

For ridiculing people who didn't know that was a joke and take it seriously.

Get a grip

I'm sorry but I don't like bullies. That's bullying to me.

Meh

Wondering why you came back now ? dont worry everyone will get used to the craic on here

I have no issue with his joke threads, just the attitude that if you take it seriously then you are the one at fault

If you get something wrong, then you are at fault "

No. You are the one at fault for not ensuring everyone is on the same page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

Why should I?

For ridiculing people who didn't know that was a joke and take it seriously.

Get a grip

I'm sorry but I don't like bullies. That's bullying to me.

Meh

Wondering why you came back now ? dont worry everyone will get used to the craic on here

I have no issue with his joke threads, just the attitude that if you take it seriously then you are the one at fault

If you get something wrong, then you are at fault

No. You are the one at fault for not ensuring everyone is on the same page "

Hey I accused him of being someone else! (Sorry Tame)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

Why should I?

For ridiculing people who didn't know that was a joke and take it seriously.

Get a grip

I'm sorry but I don't like bullies. That's bullying to me.

Meh

Wondering why you came back now ? dont worry everyone will get used to the craic on here

I have no issue with his joke threads, just the attitude that if you take it seriously then you are the one at fault

If you get something wrong, then you are at fault

No. You are the one at fault for not ensuring everyone is on the same page "

Is this a wind up? No way you're being serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear God

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Some people zap the life out of thing's don't they.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people zap the life out of thing's don't they."

Wee bit!!!!! Flip me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious "

Some of us didn't just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a spoof post? Can't decide whether he is being intentionally funny or by accident :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1300s I'm dying of Black Plague

1800s I'm 9 and work in a factory

1900s I'm off to fight in a war

2000s I'M OFFENDED

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"This thread has made me laugh

Thanks guys

It's not the thread that's funny, it's everyone who's stupid enough to think I'm being serious

In my defence, it was late, I was d*unk, people like this exist & I don't know you but well played

Don't apologise. He should...

That wasn't me apologising, I was defending my 'stupidity'.

I don't need an apology from him, it was a joke. It's all gravy

He ridiculed anyone who took his thread "seriously". That's out of order. You effectively apologised for your stupidity in not realising it was a joke thread.

If it's not clear in the original post that it's a joke, he shouldn't call anyone stupid for taking it seriously."

I think it was blindingly obvious the original post was a joke, and I didn't realise who the op was at the time. Sometimes people are just too quick to criticise what they perceive as a newbie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was obvious from the off it was a joke all that shes real and fit and real stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a spoof post? Can't decide whether he is being intentionally funny or by accident :/"

I'm honestly starting to wonder that myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Causing trouble already tut tut

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Where there's blame there's a claim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a spoof post? Can't decide whether he is being intentionally funny or by accident :/

I'm honestly starting to wonder that myself "

Some people eh?

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over a year ago


"Is this a spoof post? Can't decide whether he is being intentionally funny or by accident :/

I'm honestly starting to wonder that myself

Some people eh? "

Spoofing people on here is a piece of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though obviously I always believed the OP had a fit as fuck totally real woman who was completely real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never seen....I have a average fb/lady looking for a ffm.

She may be smoking hot to you but not every other guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a spoof post? Can't decide whether he is being intentionally funny or by accident :/

I'm honestly starting to wonder that myself

Some people eh?

Spoofing people on here is a piece of cake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is she blonde?

She has brownie blonde redish hair

Ah, I only meet bald women,sorry.

I meant to say bold, sorry, autocorrect. She's fit though

Is she choosy?

Do you want her to be. She's fit and real, that's all I can say

Perhaps you should get a joint profile and I've just thought of a username name for you. FIT and REAL

Nah peachyjaffa has a better ring to it oh i just invented a new biscuit .... or is it a cake ? "

I like the cherry "Jaffa" biscuits best.

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over a year ago


"1300s I'm dying of Black Plague

1800s I'm 9 and work in a factory

1900s I'm off to fight in a war

2000s I'M OFFENDED "

Well that's most of the single guys on Fab

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