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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

So if you ate a Christmas pudding tonight that was at the back of the cupboard, would it count as the last pudding of last Christmas or the first pudding of this Christmas?

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Depends. Do you have your Christmas tree up yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you buy it for last Christmas?

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Depends. Do you have your Christmas tree up yet? "

No. Last time I bought one the guy asked me 'are you going to put it up yourself?' I said 'No, I'm putting it in the lounge you dirty bastard!'

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

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"Depends. Do you have your Christmas tree up yet?

No. Last time I bought one the guy asked me 'are you going to put it up yourself?' I said 'No, I'm putting it in the lounge you dirty bastard!' "

I must be d*unk because that is funnnnny

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce. "

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say it was the last of the last because I assume it was in your cupboard before the last one? (Even though technically it was in your cupboard before the next one too).

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Did you buy it for last Christmas?"

Not exactly, not with a 2016 use by date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if you ate a Christmas pudding tonight that was at the back of the cupboard, would it count as the last pudding of last Christmas or the first pudding of this Christmas?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

Wham! - Last Christmas (Official Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard? "

Because I want white sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you buy it for last Christmas?

Not exactly, not with a 2016 use by date

Are you really going to eat it?

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce."

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce.

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce. "

Keep talking...

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Did you buy it for last Christmas?

Not exactly, not with a 2016 use by date

Are you really going to eat it?"

If it becomes the root of me going Unlos, do speak kindly of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends. Do you have your Christmas tree up yet?

No. Last time I bought one the guy asked me 'are you going to put it up yourself?' I said 'No, I'm putting it in the lounge you dirty bastard!'

I must be d*unk because that is funnnnny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends. Do you have your Christmas tree up yet?

No. Last time I bought one the guy asked me 'are you going to put it up yourself?' I said 'No, I'm putting it in the lounge you dirty bastard!' "

Badoom! Tish!

The old ones are always the best

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce.

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce.

Keep talking..."

Tasty.... Unfinished.... Lip lickingly lovely brandy sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce.

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce.

Keep talking...

Tasty.... Unfinished.... Lip lickingly lovely brandy sauce. "

Did you make it yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if you ate a Christmas pudding tonight that was at the back of the cupboard, would it count as the last pudding of last Christmas or the first pudding of this Christmas?

Asking for a friend

Last Christmas- then you can play Wham! while you eat it.

If it was this Christmas you would be premature!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you buy it for last Christmas?

Not exactly, not with a 2016 use by date

Are you really going to eat it?"

As long as the packaging is still sealed, it smells ok and it hasn't gone mouldy it will be perfectly good to eat as long as you steam it properly. The alcohol should enable it to be preserved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I noticed today that my local Tesco has got a small section in the cake aisle filled up with Christmas puds and mince pies and they have a few pallets of sweet tubs by the entrance.

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce.

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce.

Keep talking...

Tasty.... Unfinished.... Lip lickingly lovely brandy sauce.

Did you make it yourself?

No, not this one.

But if that is what secures a social with you, I promise you can have some of my own white sauce

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Did you buy it for last Christmas?

Not exactly, not with a 2016 use by date

Are you really going to eat it?

As long as the packaging is still sealed, it smells ok and it hasn't gone mouldy it will be perfectly good to eat as long as you steam it properly. The alcohol should enable it to be preserved."

Oh it smells better than OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce.

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce.

Keep talking...

Tasty.... Unfinished.... Lip lickingly lovely brandy sauce.

Did you make it yourself?

No, not this one.

But if that is what secures a social with you, I promise you can have some of my own white sauce

Well, it’s almost my favourite season.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce. "

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce.

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce.

Keep talking...

Tasty.... Unfinished.... Lip lickingly lovely brandy sauce.

Did you make it yourself?

No, not this one.

But if that is what secures a social with you, I promise you can have some of my own white sauce

Well, it’s almost my favourite season. "

Berry picking is heading towards leaf kicking season. You are welcome to join me for either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce.

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce.

Keep talking...

Tasty.... Unfinished.... Lip lickingly lovely brandy sauce.

Did you make it yourself?

No, not this one.

But if that is what secures a social with you, I promise you can have some of my own white sauce

Well, it’s almost my favourite season.

Berry picking is heading towards leaf kicking season. You are welcome to join me for either. "

You remembered!!

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

My first microwave Chrissy pud was interesting.

1996 and mums first microwave oven. Proudly unpacking the pudding and putting into the brand new £700 panasonic digital displayed gizmo.

Setting it off then joining us back in the lounge. Around 25mins later I asked about the pudding and curious that the oven was still running.

Running into the kitchen hearing cracking and banging, opened the door and carefully removed it.

Taking the lid off caused a sudden inrush of Oxygen it burst into flames.

Pudding ended up launched out the back door and kicked like a firey fireball up the drive.

Turned out she'd set it for 3 hours and 50 mins and not 3 and a half..

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce.

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce.

Keep talking...

Tasty.... Unfinished.... Lip lickingly lovely brandy sauce.

Did you make it yourself?

No, not this one.

But if that is what secures a social with you, I promise you can have some of my own white sauce

Well, it’s almost my favourite season.

Berry picking is heading towards leaf kicking season. You are welcome to join me for either.

You remembered!!

I never forgot

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce.

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce. "
there's no such thing as unfinished brandy sauce...any more than left over wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandmother always put silver sixpences in the pud. Started making the pud and Xmas cake around this time of year. Started by soaking the dried fruit in alcohol for a couple of weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if you ate a Christmas pudding tonight that was at the back of the cupboard, would it count as the last pudding of last Christmas or the first pudding of this Christmas?

Asking for a friend

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it would count as a very full belly unless it's one of them waste of time mini Xmas puds

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's not stir up Sunday already is it

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

Christmas puds improve with age. The alcohol preserves the fruit and they mature like a good wine,

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce.

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce. there's no such thing as unfinished brandy sauce...any more than left over wine"

There is when you are eating a large pud on your own and saving some for tonight.

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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I just want to drink the brandy sauce.

I didn't say I ate it all, I mean my friend didn't.

How did you know it was brandy sauce and not custard?

Because I want white sauce.

Lucky you Estella. It would usually be custard but tonight's was served with brandy sauce. Unfinished brandy sauce.

Keep talking...

Tasty.... Unfinished.... Lip lickingly lovely brandy sauce.

Did you make it yourself?

No, not this one.

But if that is what secures a social with you, I promise you can have some of my own white sauce

Well, it’s almost my favourite season.

Berry picking is heading towards leaf kicking season. You are welcome to join me for either.

You remembered!!

I never forgot

...but settings stalling seasonal social sorting 'stella.

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