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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That desperate for attention are you? lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good luck!"

Why the good luck? Isn't Dunkirk that good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

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Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That desperate for attention are you? lol xx"

Nope, just trying to enjoy a movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck!

Why the good luck? Isn't Dunkirk that good?"

Haven’t seen it

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Me me me! But will you slap me round the face with a piece of celery at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

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Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C"

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

The wonderer returns...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me me me! But will you slap me round the face with a piece of celery at the same time? "

Can you wait till after the movie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck!

Why the good luck? Isn't Dunkirk that good?

Haven’t seen it "

Personally I enjoyed it but I know a few who thought it was a bit slow paced... Philistines!

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The wonderer returns..."

The wonderee doesn't check her kik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

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Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting "

Pre-fill with ice?

C

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Me me me! But will you slap me round the face with a piece of celery at the same time?

Can you wait till after the movie?"

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C"

You're on. What time can you get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

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I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me me me! But will you slap me round the face with a piece of celery at the same time?

Can you wait till after the movie?

Deal "

Could you provide the celery as well please. I'm just a poor boy and no body loves me

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Ace film like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here"

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

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I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy... "

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C"

Ssoooo.....see you Sunday night?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Me me me! But will you slap me round the face with a piece of celery at the same time?

Can you wait till after the movie?

Deal

Could you provide the celery as well please. I'm just a poor boy and no body loves me "

Sure I’m easy cum easy go

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’ve gone right off these Pringles but you enjoy that mate. It’s Friday after all!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

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Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C"

Or a packet of jaffas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C

Ssoooo.....see you Sunday night?"

Depends, what's on after Dunkirk?

C

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nice one Cakieboi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me me me! But will you slap me round the face with a piece of celery at the same time?

Can you wait till after the movie?

Deal

Could you provide the celery as well please. I'm just a poor boy and no body loves me

Sure I’m easy cum easy go "

But can you do the fandango?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice one Cakieboi "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C

Ssoooo.....see you Sunday night?

Depends, what's on after Dunkirk?

C"

Depends how much wine you can fit in your booty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, Im just sucking the middle out of a jaffa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C

Ssoooo.....see you Sunday night?

Depends, what's on after Dunkirk?

C

Depends how much wine you can fit in your booty "

It'll be a short night then...

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang on, Im just sucking the middle out of a jaffa. "

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C

Ssoooo.....see you Sunday night?

Depends, what's on after Dunkirk?

C

Depends how much wine you can fit in your booty

It'll be a short night then...

C"

We could have sex afterwards, maybe some pizza, see where it leads from there

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C

Ssoooo.....see you Sunday night?

Depends, what's on after Dunkirk?

C

Depends how much wine you can fit in your booty

It'll be a short night then...

C

We could have sex afterwards, maybe some pizza, see where it leads from there "

Are you fab straight now Jaffa?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How's your anal gape doing nowadays anyway has it gotten any smaller?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C

Ssoooo.....see you Sunday night?

Depends, what's on after Dunkirk?

C

Depends how much wine you can fit in your booty

It'll be a short night then...

C

We could have sex afterwards, maybe some pizza, see where it leads from there

Are you fab straight now Jaffa? "

Not gay if there's no eye contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C

Ssoooo.....see you Sunday night?

Depends, what's on after Dunkirk?

C

Depends how much wine you can fit in your booty

It'll be a short night then...

C

We could have sex afterwards, maybe some pizza, see where it leads from there

Are you fab straight now Jaffa?

Not gay if there's no eye contact "

Pizza's pizza right?

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How's your anal gape doing nowadays anyway has it gotten any smaller?"

Nah, my shits are too big

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C

Ssoooo.....see you Sunday night?

Depends, what's on after Dunkirk?

C

Depends how much wine you can fit in your booty

It'll be a short night then...

C

We could have sex afterwards, maybe some pizza, see where it leads from there

Are you fab straight now Jaffa?

Not gay if there's no eye contact

Pizza's pizza right?

C"

Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, we never had our Dredd date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know that once you pop you can't stop.

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

What other snacks will be available?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You do know that once you pop you can't stop."

I'm on a diet so don't have a choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C

Ssoooo.....see you Sunday night?

Depends, what's on after Dunkirk?

C

Depends how much wine you can fit in your booty

It'll be a short night then...

C

We could have sex afterwards, maybe some pizza, see where it leads from there

Are you fab straight now Jaffa?

Not gay if there's no eye contact

Pizza's pizza right?

C

Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, we never had our Dredd date "

True. We'll just leave Robocop out of the equation this time though

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What other snacks will be available?

Mrs"

Skittles suit you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

Why stop there? Why not a wine cooler?

C

Good question, although I find intestines a bit warm and a corpse would be very off putting

Pre-fill with ice?

C

You're on. What time can you get here

Whoa whoa whoa, I was just offering friendly suggestions

C

Ssoooo.....see you Sunday night?

Depends, what's on after Dunkirk?

C

Depends how much wine you can fit in your booty

It'll be a short night then...

C

We could have sex afterwards, maybe some pizza, see where it leads from there

Are you fab straight now Jaffa?

Not gay if there's no eye contact

Pizza's pizza right?

C

Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, we never had our Dredd date

True. We'll just leave Robocop out of the equation this time though

C"

We'll play it by ear. The first Robocop is a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd rather have a piece of cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do know that once you pop you can't stop.

I'm on a diet so don't have a choice "

Anal grapes for you then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think I'd rather have a piece of cake."

It's all about the jaffas now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You do know that once you pop you can't stop.

I'm on a diet so don't have a choice

Anal grapes for you then."

As long as they're fresh I'll have a nibble

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"How's your anal gape doing nowadays anyway has it gotten any smaller?

Nah, my shits are too big"

Gotta stop having those big shits,another ten years and you'll be wearing nappies

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough


"What other snacks will be available?

Mrs

Skittles suit you?"

Prefer savoury. I'm way too sweet to eat sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I'd rather have a piece of cake.

It's all about the jaffas now "

I prefer ginger nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do know that once you pop you can't stop.

I'm on a diet so don't have a choice

Anal grapes for you then.

As long as they're fresh I'll have a nibble "

I'll stop applying the Anusol, just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I'd rather have a piece of cake.

It's all about the jaffas now

I prefer ginger nuts "

They burn my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?"

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love "

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles"

Well tell her to stand up and pour me a glass, the lazy bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles

Well tell her to stand up and pour me a glass, the lazy bitch "

It's actually a guy. Which isn't a bad thing because it leaves a very convenient place to have the bottle opener from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles

Well tell her to stand up and pour me a glass, the lazy bitch

It's actually a guy. Which isn't a bad thing because it leaves a very convenient place to have the bottle opener from "

Hey! I thought this was something special between the two of us! I feel so... used... and full of wine...

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles

Well tell her to stand up and pour me a glass, the lazy bitch

It's actually a guy. Which isn't a bad thing because it leaves a very convenient place to have the bottle opener from

Hey! I thought this was something special between the two of us! I feel so... used... and full of wine...

C"

Sorry, but you haven't even hinted at your better half coming along and Bellaseas has better breasts than you. No offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come you're only back for the forums this time, you found a bird on the outside or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles

Well tell her to stand up and pour me a glass, the lazy bitch

It's actually a guy. Which isn't a bad thing because it leaves a very convenient place to have the bottle opener from "

Even better. I'll prop my feet up on him when he's finished pouring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How come you're only back for the forums this time, you found a bird on the outside or something?

"

No I'm still a Singleton. Just not putting any effort into meeting anyone new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles

Well tell her to stand up and pour me a glass, the lazy bitch

It's actually a guy. Which isn't a bad thing because it leaves a very convenient place to have the bottle opener from

Even better. I'll prop my feet up on him when he's finished pouring "

What the shit is happening here!?

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles

Well tell her to stand up and pour me a glass, the lazy bitch

It's actually a guy. Which isn't a bad thing because it leaves a very convenient place to have the bottle opener from

Even better. I'll prop my feet up on him when he's finished pouring

What the shit is happening here!?

C"

You're our slave/wine cooler now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles

Well tell her to stand up and pour me a glass, the lazy bitch

It's actually a guy. Which isn't a bad thing because it leaves a very convenient place to have the bottle opener from

Hey! I thought this was something special between the two of us! I feel so... used... and full of wine...

C

Sorry, but you haven't even hinted at your better half coming along and Bellaseas has better breasts than you. No offence "

Come on... you've seen mine right?

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles

Well tell her to stand up and pour me a glass, the lazy bitch

It's actually a guy. Which isn't a bad thing because it leaves a very convenient place to have the bottle opener from

Hey! I thought this was something special between the two of us! I feel so... used... and full of wine...

C

Sorry, but you haven't even hinted at your better half coming along and Bellaseas has better breasts than you. No offence

Come on... you've seen mine right?

C"

*sigh*.....yea you're right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come you're only back for the forums this time, you found a bird on the outside or something?

No I'm still a Singleton. Just not putting any effort into meeting anyone new"

Still waiting to go for ribs, bloody starving I am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How come you're only back for the forums this time, you found a bird on the outside or something?

No I'm still a Singleton. Just not putting any effort into meeting anyone new

Still waiting to go for ribs, bloody starving I am!"

I haven't been down there in ages. But as soon as I am, you'll be the first to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come you're only back for the forums this time, you found a bird on the outside or something?

No I'm still a Singleton. Just not putting any effort into meeting anyone new

Still waiting to go for ribs, bloody starving I am!"

Poor thing's had her mouth open, waiting, for days man!

C

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Some will some won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles

Well tell her to stand up and pour me a glass, the lazy bitch

It's actually a guy. Which isn't a bad thing because it leaves a very convenient place to have the bottle opener from

Hey! I thought this was something special between the two of us! I feel so... used... and full of wine...

C

Sorry, but you haven't even hinted at your better half coming along and Bellaseas has better breasts than you. No offence

Come on... you've seen mine right?

C"

Your tits are awesome, in fact I'm pretty sure I fab'd or commented earlier.

However, I'd give you a run for your money , while he's pouring our wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a woman to lay on all 4s in front of me so I can use her like a tube of Pringles while I watch Dunkirk

Apply within

I'll come and just watch Dunkirk over her if that's ok? Great film and Tom Hardy...

No problem. Could I interest you in a Pringle and a glass of wine?

I'll help myself to the Pringles (depending on the holder) but yes please, pour me a glass love

You should know that the wine comes from a very similar holder to the Pringles

Well tell her to stand up and pour me a glass, the lazy bitch

It's actually a guy. Which isn't a bad thing because it leaves a very convenient place to have the bottle opener from

Hey! I thought this was something special between the two of us! I feel so... used... and full of wine...

C

Sorry, but you haven't even hinted at your better half coming along and Bellaseas has better breasts than you. No offence

Come on... you've seen mine right?

C

Your tits are awesome, in fact I'm pretty sure I fab'd or commented earlier.

However, I'd give you a run for your money , while he's pouring our wine "

If you mean mine then thanks and I'm game, if you mean K's... then also thanks, and still game

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woah."

Too far?

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il go with bellas im afraid but im biased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing. "

Nope, but I've had fun winding him up though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing. "

I did, and he realised it if you read back up the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on! Think of his user name, and his style of winding people up

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

saw bonnie rotten take a skittle up her one in the bowling alley

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"saw bonnie rotten take a skittle up her one in the bowling alley"

I like her spider web tats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing.

I did, and he realised it if you read back up the thread "

Ahhh yes didn’t read it fully. But knew automatically it was Mr tame. , why the two profiles?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing.

I did, and he realised it if you read back up the thread

Ahhh yes didn’t read it fully. But knew automatically it was Mr tame. , why the two profiles? "

Sorry but you’re wrong there. It’s not Tame. I can see why you might think that though

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Welcome back dude nice to see you arrived in style.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Welcome back dude nice to see you arrived in style. "

He can’t stay away can he? I’m so glad he’s back on though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing. "

Omg yes i just noticed welcome back dude

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mind the gape

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing.

I did, and he realised it if you read back up the thread

Ahhh yes didn’t read it fully. But knew automatically it was Mr tame. , why the two profiles? "

Then you was automatically wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing.

Omg yes i just noticed welcome back dude"

Thanks mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing.

I did, and he realised it if you read back up the thread

Ahhh yes didn’t read it fully. But knew automatically it was Mr tame. , why the two profiles? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing.

Nope, but I've had fun winding him up though "

Winding who up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing.

I did, and he realised it if you read back up the thread

Ahhh yes didn’t read it fully. But knew automatically it was Mr tame. , why the two profiles?

Sorry but you’re wrong there. It’s not Tame. I can see why you might think that though "

I know . I know it’s the cakey dude now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing.

I did, and he realised it if you read back up the thread

Ahhh yes didn’t read it fully. But knew automatically it was Mr tame. , why the two profiles?

Sorry but you’re wrong there. It’s not Tame. I can see why you might think that though

I know . I know it’s the cakey dude now "

fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have none of you clicked who it is? Second profile. I didn’t at first but then got onto his style of writing.

I did, and he realised it if you read back up the thread

Ahhh yes didn’t read it fully. But knew automatically it was Mr tame. , why the two profiles? "

Except it’s not, someone mentioned who was further up the thread Columbo

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