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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

It's Friday night. What would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malbec please..

A bottle..with a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll just sit in the corner and leer at the barmaid if I can

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

A double brandy and a single (courvoisier) with a couple of chocolate brazil nuts my nights done...

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Malbec please..

A bottle..with a straw

Kinky, I already have your bottle ready and waiting with a bendy pink straw just for you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’ll just sit in the corner and leer at the barmaid if I can

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A double brandy and a single (courvoisier) with a couple of chocolate brazil nuts my nights done...

good choice sir

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Mrs Time! Looking lovely behind the bar

I’ll have a Hendricks and Fevertree Aromtatic tonic please. Been one hell of a week at work, although inter spaced with my debut Liberty Elite club visit this week

the kid is off the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I best stay of the booze after last weeks grumpines so il have a fruit shoot mrs time please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening Mrs Time! Looking lovely behind the bar

I’ll have a Hendricks and Fevertree Aromtatic tonic please. Been one hell of a week at work, although inter spaced with my debut Liberty Elite club visit this week

the kid is off the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walks into a bar. The barman walks over, two blokes leave the bar. People are just walking about.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening Mrs Time! Looking lovely behind the bar

I’ll have a Hendricks and Fevertree Aromtatic tonic please. Been one hell of a week at work, although inter spaced with my debut Liberty Elite club visit this week

the kid is off the box

* lid even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have a red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Malbec please..

A bottle..with a straw

I’ve got 2 in the kitchen, BYOS

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

A glass of fizz please Mrs T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Pint of creme de menth, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hennessy...large!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Evening Mrs Time! Looking lovely behind the bar

I’ll have a Hendricks and Fevertree Aromtatic tonic please. Been one hell of a week at work, although inter spaced with my debut Liberty Elite club visit this week

the kid is off the box

Of course, come over here and tell me all about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a g&t please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I best stay of the booze after last weeks grumpines so il have a fruit shoot mrs time please"

Good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Time please could I have a glass of Pinot Grigio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A man walks into a bar. The barman walks over, two blokes leave the bar. People are just walking about. "

thanks Tame, I think I will give you a glass of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I best stay of the booze after last weeks grumpines so il have a fruit shoot mrs time please

Good idea

Thank you kindly get your self something too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pink Gin please Mrs T and whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of white Zinfandel and a bottle of malbec please and thank you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Please may I have a red wine"

Of course Ruby, one bottle or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh large vodka and followed by a chaser please whose up for shots x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm celebrating tonight. I'll have a prosecco thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm celebrating tonight. I'll have a prosecco thanks!"

And a g&t

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Large jack and cola no ice and a slice of lime please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a bottle of bud for me please barmaid

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.

So he gives her one.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm celebrating tonight. I'll have a prosecco thanks!

And a g&t"

Oooooh you're my kind of woman

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A glass of fizz please Mrs T xx

Jo, I will leave the bottle beside the glass. Help yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i get a cloudy cider and something to nibble on please x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m just off to the pub. But a quick whisky before I go would be good.

Has anyone seen Snow White recently?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

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Pint of creme de menth, please? "

Pint

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Hennessy...large!

How large?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm celebrating tonight. I'll have a prosecco thanks!

And a g&t"

That’s got

“What the hell happened last night”

Written all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just off to the pub. But a quick whisky before I go would be good.

Has anyone seen Snow White recently? "

I've spoken to her recently

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Spicy rum and for me please

And a newky brown for the mr

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a large bushmills with a slice of lime, no ice. Please & thank you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'll have a g&t please "

For you, of course

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Coke

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m just off to the pub. But a quick whisky before I go would be good.

Has anyone seen Snow White recently? "

No! We haven’t! Snowwhite where are you?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Mrs Time please could I have a glass of Pinot Grigio

Just one glass?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'll have a pink Gin please Mrs T and whatever you want

I think I'll join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a g&t please

For you, of course

Thank you

Oh, and get one for yourself

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I’m just off to the pub. But a quick whisky before I go would be good.

Has anyone seen Snow White recently?

No! We haven’t! Snowwhite where are you?"

Been offline for 5 days. Profile hidden.

Taking a break I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Time please could I have a glass of Pinot Grigio

Just one glass?

Make it 2 and you can join me

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

The next round is on me!!

It’s great when it’s virtual money and virtual drinks.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Arrrrr me hearty! I’ll have a flaggen of rum if yer offering?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Bottle of white Zinfandel and a bottle of malbec please and thank you

Don't do things by half do you Coquette?

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

And a Rattler for me whilst you are at the bar....

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Ooh large vodka and followed by a chaser please whose up for shots x"

Meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

But I will get your order first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hennessy...large!

How large?

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...keep the bottle handy!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm celebrating tonight. I'll have a prosecco thanks!

And a g&t"

Yay! Celebrations

I will double your order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large Malbec please barkeep

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Large jack and cola no ice and a slice of lime please

As you asked so nicely

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Just a bottle of bud for me please barmaid"

Of course

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.

So he gives her one.....

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Cranberry, lemonade, vanilla vodka,

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can i get a cloudy cider and something to nibble on please x"

Cider and beer mat coming right up

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’m just off to the pub. But a quick whisky before I go would be good.

Has anyone seen Snow White recently? "

Whisky coming right up

And no I haven't

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Spicy rum and for me please

And a newky brown for the mr

Xxxx"

On its way

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I would like a large bushmills with a slice of lime, no ice. Please & thank you

I will get you two as you asked so nicely

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'll have a g&t please

For you, of course

Thank you

Oh, and get one for yourself

I already have and thank you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Mrs Time please could I have a glass of Pinot Grigio

Just one glass?

Make it 2 and you can join me

That's an invitation I definately won't turn down!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"The next round is on me!!

It’s great when it’s virtual money and virtual drinks. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please may I have a red wine

Of course Ruby, one bottle or two?"

Just one large glass please

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Pernod and OJ for him, Disaronno and cranberry juice for her.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Arrrrr me hearty! I’ll have a flaggen of rum if yer offering?

Pint do ya?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Oh.... and a bag of scratching please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[tries again]

Pint of creme de menth, please?

Pint

Why thank you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A large Malbec please barkeep

On its way PB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll start off steady with a pint of your finest bitter please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Cranberry, lemonade, vanilla vodka, "

Interesting concoction!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x"

Nice! Think I may join you with that one Kelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single malt with a finger of spring water for me and a voddy of some description for the missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a pink Gin please Mrs T and whatever you want

I think I'll join you

Oh please do

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By *anny 343Man
over a year ago

exeter

Two pints of Guinness please the first one isn't gonna last long

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Pernod and OJ for him, Disaronno and cranberry juice for her.

No problem

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Oh.... and a bag of scratching please

if you have to...

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Pint of cider please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'll start off steady with a pint of your finest bitter please "

You seem my gaff? It's not fine, but a pint of bitter it is

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Single malt with a finger of spring water for me and a voddy of some description for the missus"

On its way

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Two pints of Guinness please the first one isn't gonna last long

Shall I get you one of those hat's with straws that connect to the cans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Time please could I have a glass of Pinot Grigio

Just one glass?

Make it 2 and you can join me

That's an invitation I definately won't turn down!

Was hoping you’d say that

December

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Double rum and dry ginger please and whatever your having

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Oh.... and a bag of scratching please

if you have to..."

Oh yes, them and scampi fries mun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x

Nice! Think I may join you with that one Kelly

"
please do x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll start off steady with a pint of your finest bitter please

You seem my gaff? It's not fine, but a pint of bitter it is

I'll wipe my feet on the way out then, get the sawdust off lol. My kind of establishment

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Gin, I need all the gin.

Just got back from my Uncles funeral, and still a bit dumbstruck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin, I need all the gin.

Just got back from my Uncles funeral, and still a bit dumbstruck x"

I’ll have a gin with you in that case xx

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Mrs Time please could I have a glass of Pinot Grigio

Just one glass?

Make it 2 and you can join me

That's an invitation I definately won't turn down!

Was hoping you’d say that

December

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A Double rum and dry ginger please and whatever your having

On its way and thank you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Oh.... and a bag of scratching please

if you have to...

Oh yes, them and scampi fries mun!

Scampi fries

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Gin, I need all the gin.

Just got back from my Uncles funeral, and still a bit dumbstruck x"

The gin is all yours, have as much as you need x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of white Zinfandel and a bottle of malbec please and thank you

Don't do things by half do you Coquette?

It's the end of my holiday ... Gotta make the most of tonight and tomorrow and as I have no meets on the horizon, I might as well drink, dance to 80s music and be silly alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take a pint of fresh orange juice with ice please working tomorrow. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Poetic Licence gin please, Fevertree and lime.

Thank you!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Bottle of white Zinfandel and a bottle of malbec please and thank you

Don't do things by half do you Coquette?

It's the end of my holiday ... Gotta make the most of tonight and tomorrow and as I have no meets on the horizon, I might as well drink, dance to 80s music and be silly alone

Drink....80s music....I'm joining you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a largd ice cold Pinot Blush if I may please OP

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm having a lamb roast, peppers, cauli & broc cheese.

Would love to wash it down with a bottle of red...If only I could share it with someone right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have an Almond Milk please?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Gin, I need all the gin.

Just got back from my Uncles funeral, and still a bit dumbstruck x

The gin is all yours, have as much as you need x"

I had 2, sat on my bed to change & woke 9hrs later!

WTF!

I never sleep that long?

Miss SB... We will have gin tonight x

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