FabSwingers.com forum: Mr perfect

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This site really blows my mind at times. Most women on here want mr perfect and all there boxes ticking. Not sure about you guys I have never met a mr or mrs perfect anywhere lol.

Just a nice meet with mutual needs met isn’t so hard is it ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well obviously it is

Im not looking for mr perfect and im no ms perfect myself but as with most things, it takes time

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"hello"

Ahoy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can lick your nipples if that's any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site really blows my mind at times. Most women on here want mr perfect and all there boxes ticking. Not sure about you guys I have never met a mr or mrs perfect anywhere lol.

Just a nice meet with mutual needs met isn’t so hard is it ? "

There's no such thing as Mr Perfect

However, I have met several "Mr Perfect-For-Me-Right-Now"

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

I'm here to fulfil fantasies so don't see why I shouldn't pick guys who tick the right boxes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have lots of time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's from Margate isn't he? Not sure that he uses the forum though. I'm sure he'll appreciate the shout out though OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to meet just to service some physical needs.

I want all my needs met therefore I'm gonna hold out for the person who ticks those boxes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's from Margate isn't he? Not sure that he uses the forum though. I'm sure he'll appreciate the shout out though OP

I am from margate, you’d think down by the sea it would be sun sex and rock and roll lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They already found it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want to meet just to service some physical needs.

I want all my needs met therefore I'm gonna hold out for the person who ticks those boxes. "

I agree with you totally.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm here to fulfil fantasies so don't see why I shouldn't pick guys who tick the right boxes?"

Didn't you know you HAD to meet anyone who asks otherwise you're just being too picky!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I prefer Mr Happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's from Margate isn't he? Not sure that he uses the forum though. I'm sure he'll appreciate the shout out though OP

I am from margate, you’d think down by the sea it would be sun sex and rock and roll lol"
i heard Margate was like gods waiting room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to meet just to service some physical needs.

I want all my needs met therefore I'm gonna hold out for the person who ticks those boxes. "

Exactly this. You have to hold out for a bloody long time though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sigh.

I don't want someone perfect. Just someone where there's a mutual attraction, chemistry, sexual compatibility and fun and out of the bedroom.

Sometimes it just proves hard to find.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously I’m doing something wrong then lol

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I prefer Mr Happy. "

Mr Happy ending?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Obviously I’m doing something wrong then lol"

Are you any good at licking nipples though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer Mr Happy. "

I keep Mr Happy on my boxers until he is requested to make an entrance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m good at licking everything haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sigh.

I don't want someone perfect. Just someone where there's a mutual attraction, chemistry, sexual compatibility and fun and out of the bedroom.

Sometimes it just proves hard to find. "

You and me both! It’s like mission impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site really blows my mind at times. Most women on here want mr perfect and all there boxes ticking. Not sure about you guys I have never met a mr or mrs perfect anywhere lol.

Just a nice meet with mutual needs met isn’t so hard is it ? "
your absolutely right in saying that but it there right who they want to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site really blows my mind at times. Most women on here want mr perfect and all there boxes ticking. Not sure about you guys I have never met a mr or mrs perfect anywhere lol.

Just a nice meet with mutual needs met isn’t so hard is it ? "

Mutual needs met for ladies means ticking all the boxes.

Get some sugar coating on yourself

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Finally ! A thread all about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband is my Mr Perfect

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm confused. You want people to settle for something/one just for the sake of it?

I've met a few peeps from here who are far from perfect, however, suited me perfectly at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what if they’re looking for Mr & Mrs Perfect? Surely everyone has the right to use this site in the way they want to.

Why does that bother you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but all of these boxes are:

a. Hidden.

b. Optional if the right combination of everything else comes along.

c. Not always the same.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"So what if they’re looking for Mr & Mrs Perfect? Surely everyone has the right to use this site in the way they want to.

Why does that bother you?"

Because they are not picking him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, thought this was a thread about me then.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Damn, thought this was a thread about me then."

You were, until you wouldn't let me finger your butt hole so you blew it. I wasn't even gonna use my own finger

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I can’t find anyone I want to have sex with, so I’m not getting for over a year now. Where is this Mr Perfect?

I’ll be gagging once I open the floodgates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I can’t find anyone I want to have sex with, so I’m not getting for over a year now. Where is this Mr Perfect?

I’ll be gagging once I open the floodgates

Mr Perfect out with Miss Perfect, they have a house in the country

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for all your input. I agree that it’s everyones choice to pick and tick your boxes. I wasn’t disputing that. Obviously I have the wrong site for nsa meets. Thanks anyway.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

As someone who's obviously perfect, it's not that difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site really blows my mind at times. Most women on here want mr perfect and all there boxes ticking. Not sure about you guys I have never met a mr or mrs perfect anywhere lol.

Just a nice meet with mutual needs met isn’t so hard is it ? "

I am that guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want to meet Miss (or Mrs, or Ms) Perfect, I just want to meet a hottie with exceptionally low standards in men! I’m here low-standards ladies, come and get me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all your input. I agree that it’s everyones choice to pick and tick your boxes. I wasn’t disputing that. Obviously I have the wrong site for nsa meets. Thanks anyway."

So you've changed your mind since writing your op?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"As someone who's obviously perfect, it's not that difficult

What about that hole in your septum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not Mr perfect. Mrs T is stuck with now . Although Mrs T is perfect in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a few profile names using Mr Prefect - that’s a high benchmark and a mighty fall

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm not Mr perfect. Mrs T is stuck with now . Although Mrs T is perfect in my eyes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few profile names using Mr Prefect - that’s a high benchmark and a mighty fall

What being able to manage the corridors at break time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t find anyone I want to have sex with, so I’m not getting for over a year now. Where is this Mr Perfect?

I’ll be gagging once I open the floodgates

Mr Perfect out with Miss Perfect, they have a house in the country "

Ah.

The “I’m not getting any meets so it’s everyones fault” kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not Mr Perfect, I'm Mr Awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would depend on what your needs are.

If you just need a willing hole or a hungry cock to fill your willing hole, any old dick/vagina will do.

Unfortunately, for a lot of people on here, that isn't all that others need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site really blows my mind at times. Most women on here want mr perfect and all there boxes ticking. Not sure about you guys I have never met a mr or mrs perfect anywhere lol.

Just a nice meet with mutual needs met isn’t so hard is it ? "

There is no mutual fun when you are meeting on someone else’s terms

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"As someone who's obviously perfect, it's not that difficult

What about that hole in your septum?

You know you love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all your input. I agree that it’s everyones choice to pick and tick your boxes. I wasn’t disputing that. Obviously I have the wrong site for nsa meets. Thanks anyway."

My meets are all nsa.

Are you suggesting that women should have sex with men they aren't attracted to for the sake of their need for an orgasm, or a place to put their cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t find anyone I want to have sex with, so I’m not getting for over a year now. Where is this Mr Perfect?

I’ll be gagging once I open the floodgates

Mr Perfect out with Miss Perfect, they have a house in the country

Ah.

The “I’m not getting any meets so it’s everyones fault” kind of thing.

Not everybody has a vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you what OP, as it's just mutual needs you want fulfilling why don't you message gay or bi men and ask for a blow job, or their arse?

Needs must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not Mr. Perfect but I’m as close as you are ever gona get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not Mr perfect. Mrs T is stuck with now . Although Mrs T is perfect in my eyes

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Very hot yourself .Mr T

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

So op thinks most women here want and will only meet with people that don't exist (ie, perfect and so impossible).

Has it occurred to him that their preferences are impossible to match with him but that the people they want do exist and they're just preferences, based on them knowing themselves?

Better for them to meet someone who could satisfy them than waste time meeting the wrong people.

They're not deluded, their preferences are realistic.

Keep searching for those you are a match with and forget the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not Mr perfect. Mrs T is stuck with now . Although Mrs T is perfect in my eyes "

top bloke

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"So op thinks most women here want and will only meet with people that don't exist (ie, perfect and so impossible).

Has it occurred to him that their preferences are impossible to match with him but that the people they want do exist and they're just preferences, based on them knowing themselves?

Better for them to meet someone who could satisfy them than waste time meeting the wrong people.

They're not deluded, their preferences are realistic.

Keep searching for those you are a match with and forget the rest. "

Exactly! There are some damn near perfect guys on here.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few profile names using Mr Prefect - that’s a high benchmark and a mighty fall

What being able to manage the corridors at break time?

Oops!

I’ll take him too... I fancy a bit of detention

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"As someone who's obviously perfect, it's not that difficult

What about that hole in your septum?

You know you love it

I think it’s cool as fuck

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm not Mr perfect. Mrs T is stuck with now . Although Mrs T is perfect in my eyes

Very hot yourself .Mr T "

Aw thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few profile names using Mr Prefect - that’s a high benchmark and a mighty fall

What being able to manage the corridors at break time?

Oops!

I’ll take him too... I fancy a bit of detention

Yeah I know how you like the cane...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"This site really blows my mind at times. Most women on here want mr perfect and all there boxes ticking. Not sure about you guys I have never met a mr or mrs perfect anywhere lol.

Just a nice meet with mutual needs met isn’t so hard is it ? "

Depends what your definition of perfect is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site really blows my mind at times. Most women on here want mr perfect and all there boxes ticking. Not sure about you guys I have never met a mr or mrs perfect anywhere lol.

Just a nice meet with mutual needs met isn’t so hard is it ? "

Not what we see at all. There's a lot more single guys moaning about how, unfair it all is than women looking for Mr perfect.

All the women we message are looking for a good time and to be treated with respect. Nothing perfect about that

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

I already have my Mr perfect so Im not looking for another one. Just fun sexual experiences.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Tell you what OP, as it's just mutual needs you want fulfilling why don't you message gay or bi men and ask for a blow job, or their arse?

Needs must

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I can’t find anyone I want to have sex with, so I’m not getting for over a year now. Where is this Mr Perfect?

I’ll be gagging once I open the floodgates

Mr Perfect out with Miss Perfect, they have a house in the country

Ah.

The “I’m not getting any meets so it’s everyones fault” kind of thing.

Can spot 'em a mile off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few profile names using Mr Prefect - that’s a high benchmark and a mighty fall

What being able to manage the corridors at break time?

Oops!

I’ll take him too... I fancy a bit of detention

Yeah I know how you like the cane...

I do have a sweet tooth for the candy version

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I can’t find anyone I want to have sex with, so I’m not getting for over a year now. Where is this Mr Perfect?

I’ll be gagging once I open the floodgates

Mr Perfect out with Miss Perfect, they have a house in the country

Ah.

The “I’m not getting any meets so it’s everyones fault” kind of thing.

Can spot 'em a mile off

Yeah that's right! Except I'm not blaming anyone, I'm just more fussy than just looking for a cock to fill a hole, so crack on girls if that works for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t find anyone I want to have sex with, so I’m not getting for over a year now. Where is this Mr Perfect?

I’ll be gagging once I open the floodgates

Mr Perfect out with Miss Perfect, they have a house in the country

Ah.

The “I’m not getting any meets so it’s everyones fault” kind of thing.

Can spot 'em a mile off

Yeah that's right! Except I'm not blaming anyone, I'm just more fussy than just looking for a cock to fill a hole, so crack on girls if that works for you! "

Totally agree.

I’ve had my timewasted twice and still I’m as calm as anything, being patient and taking it slow. I’m not in any rush here!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Buyers market. With so much stock on the shelves it pays to shop around.

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