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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So as I sat here trimming my ever bushier and greying nostril and ear hairs away this morning, I noticed from Social Media that Cyndi Lauper is 65! Yes, SIXTY FIVE!!

Now that makes me feel incredibly old!

What are those things that make YOU realise that old Father Time is catching up quickly with you!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My youngest sister starts high school soon after the summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing that my eldest it two years off turning 40

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I wonder if she still wants to have fun..I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 days and my neck still aches

By knee is ruined and from my sporting career

I dont sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw simple minds recently, seeing how my generation has aged was a bit of an omg moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing a post on Facebook from my ex neighbours daughter of her daughter going to secondary school. I remember her being a baby let alone her having her daughter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old man noises I emit when I get out of bed in the morning... and bend low to lift something at work... ummmm... and actually probably every time I go to sit down now I think of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I spotted a grey pubic hair!

That’s one reason for waxing.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

It struck home to me during the world cup . When England won it in 1966 I was 11 and just about to start senior school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The old man noises I emit when I get out of bed in the morning... and bend low to lift something at work... ummmm... and actually probably every time I go to sit down now I think of it

"

Frrrrrrrrppp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My youngest sister starts high school soon after the summer. "

FFS Mrs, 21 isn't, in anyone's eyes, even a teeny, weeny, minute bit old!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel old when I think about the fact that snap crackle and pop were the noises my cereal made, now that's what my body sounds like when I move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to feel old, because when I start feeling it, I will become it! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The old man noises I emit when I get out of bed in the morning... and bend low to lift something at work... ummmm... and actually probably every time I go to sit down now I think of it

Frrrrrrrrppp "

It's like you were there!! *looks suspiciously over shoulder*

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Eldest going the pub with work colleagues for 1st time ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i realise it's been 19 years since I left school

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I had just come home from Ibiza, 20 years ago.

I still to the same songs from Ibiza etc, that year.

2 decades ago.

I've spent 95% of that time being a full time Dad, would never of guessed that when I was on that 18-30s

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Getting an invite to a friends daughters wedding.

I was her first visitor at hospital when she was born, and always been 'Aunty M'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my oldest has fucked 5x more lasses than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember my dad being my age, and here I am - in a completely different (younger) stage of my life still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to bed at a time when I used to go out to have fun. Plus I look in the mirror and am horrified at the way my body has changed. Bloody middle aged spread can fuck itself right off.

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

When a hangover seems to last days now and you have that never again thought .where as before in my younger days I’d get up shower go out again and do it all again x

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Becoming a Nanna and being in the menopause all in the same year... end of one chapter beginning of another.. it's all about embracing the new chapters, not mourning the old ones...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A middle aged woman offered me her seat on the bus recently. First time that's happened!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

When I realised that my 21 year old colleague wasn't even born when I finished school or college. She was born when I was still at Uni. Just

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

That I'm outside so many ladies age preferences

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

When I nearly pass out at work when the apprentices tell me the year they were born. I’ve got pairs of tights older than that.

Also I am a Great Aunt - meaning my brother is a grandad not I’m awesome at being an Aunty ( I am though )

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The old man noises I emit when I get out of bed in the morning... and bend low to lift something at work... ummmm... and actually probably every time I go to sit down now I think of it

"

I spent hundreds of pounds and months of trials finding a bed/topper combination that allowed me to wake up pain free.....and I do better on a £20 airbed in a tent!!!

I need to become a bedouin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thought ofgoing clubbing feels

Me with dread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t listen to any other radio station than Absolute 80’s.

Never heard of any of the groups or singers on al the other stations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing the year is 2018 means only 2 and abit years untill I'm 30

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

All the aches and pains my dad used to get I'm now getting

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"The old man noises I emit when I get out of bed in the morning... and bend low to lift something at work... ummmm... and actually probably every time I go to sit down now I think of it

"

And here’s me thinking it was my flat vowels,dropped h’s and dulcet tones that elicit those moaning noises

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve just been for a little nap ..

It’s definitely an age thing isn’t it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling a muscle in my back while lifting my daughter up

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

When you visit a club mid week and it takes til Friday to catch up with yourself!

Wandering round Tesco Rugby at 1.20am looking slightly disheveled in a cocktail dress

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Seeing the year is 2018 means only 2 and abit years untill I'm 30 "

I left school 35 years ago, that’s when you know the years are totting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son going into year 11 at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just been for a little nap ..

It’s definitely an age thing isn’t it!? "

I had a nap and then ate. Now I'm back in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're laying in bed with someone talking about something you did or wore in the early 80s, then realise he wasn't born.

Oh how we laughed

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"When you're laying in bed with someone talking about something you did or wore in the early 80s, then realise he wasn't born.

Oh how we laughed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about to retire. Officially past it.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"I’ve just been for a little nap ..

It’s definitely an age thing isn’t it!? "

I'd have a nap every day if I could. Have done since my late 20's when I visited a friend in France who had a young child.

I live for my Saturday afternoon naps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're laying in bed with someone talking about something you did or wore in the early 80s, then realise he wasn't born.

Oh how we laughed "

Haha! How hot did that make you feel? I don’t mean in a menopausal kind of wsy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People not getting Friends references...

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told today that Freddie Mercury died 27 years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're laying in bed with someone talking about something you did or wore in the early 80s, then realise he wasn't born.

Oh how we laughed

Haha! How hot did that make you feel? I don’t mean in a menopausal kind of wsy.."

After I did the mental arithmetic, when I'd asked him his age again, I felt a wave of cradle snatcher come over me.

Then I looked down at his body and thought "Fuck it" he's happy, so I am too

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"When you're laying in bed with someone talking about something you did or wore in the early 80s, then realise he wasn't born.

Oh how we laughed

Haha! How hot did that make you feel? I don’t mean in a menopausal kind of wsy..

After I did the mental arithmetic, when I'd asked him his age again, I felt a wave of cradle snatcher come over me.

Then I looked down at his body and thought "Fuck it" he's happy, so I am too "

Ha love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So as I sat here trimming my ever bushier and greying nostril and ear hairs away this morning, I noticed from Social Media that Cyndi Lauper is 65! Yes, SIXTY FIVE!!

Now that makes me feel incredibly old!

What are those things that make YOU realise that old Father Time is catching up quickly with you!? "

You're only 45. Just be thankful you're not 53, then you're well and truly over the hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're laying in bed with someone talking about something you did or wore in the early 80s, then realise he wasn't born.

Oh how we laughed "

Well I bloody wish I was in the middle of you both. How you doing? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So as I sat here trimming my ever bushier and greying nostril and ear hairs away this morning, I noticed from Social Media that Cyndi Lauper is 65! Yes, SIXTY FIVE!!

Now that makes me feel incredibly old!

What are those things that make YOU realise that old Father Time is catching up quickly with you!?

You're only 45. Just be thankful you're not 53, then you're well and truly over the hill "

I was about to say yay! I have a year left...then I remembered it was September

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're laying in bed with someone talking about something you did or wore in the early 80s, then realise he wasn't born.

Oh how we laughed

Well I bloody wish I was in the middle of you both. How you doing? X"

I'm ok thanks. It wasn't my LTP, he was just about born by then, but you would have been very welcome any way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone on Fab (you know who you are!) reminds me constantly!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Getting vari-focals and being told that I'm on my way to getting cataracts.

Seeing my favourite games consoles, starting to fetch silly money.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"So as I sat here trimming my ever bushier and greying nostril and ear hairs away this morning, I noticed from Social Media that Cyndi Lauper is 65! Yes, SIXTY FIVE!!

Now that makes me feel incredibly old!

What are those things that make YOU realise that old Father Time is catching up quickly with you!? "

Your the same age as me, age is just a number x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So as I sat here trimming my ever bushier and greying nostril and ear hairs away this morning, I noticed from Social Media that Cyndi Lauper is 65! Yes, SIXTY FIVE!!

Now that makes me feel incredibly old!

What are those things that make YOU realise that old Father Time is catching up quickly with you!? "

STOP eating birthday cake, there is compelling evidence that birthday cake causes greying nostril hair... the more you have had the worse the problem gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So as I sat here trimming my ever bushier and greying nostril and ear hairs away this morning, I noticed from Social Media that Cyndi Lauper is 65! Yes, SIXTY FIVE!!

Now that makes me feel incredibly old!

What are those things that make YOU realise that old Father Time is catching up quickly with you!? "

Thats what i thought when i saw Jean Claude Van Damme and the lot and thought shucks

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By *xperience huntingMan
over a year ago

where


"I wonder if she still wants to have fun..I do"

I bet she does but she’s got her filters set to crazy type parameters!

Height 193.872 m

No normal weight or abnormal weight people.

No people who like touching during sex!

Must play unsafe ( as in be riding a motorbike while juggling fire)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arthritis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mentioned to the two people sat near me at work that Burt Reynolds had dies and they had no idea who he was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When im trying to explain something to my 8 year old godson or having to tell him off and I remember my parents saying the same things to me...………….and then realising they were right all along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most police on the streets look about 12 to me now - and my doctor looks about 14

Yet I feel 743 years old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I was waxing my ass crack I have noticed that my lovely asshole has more wrinkles that it used to have two years ago. I have also noticed two grey hairs on my left ball

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"When I spotted a grey pubic hair!

That’s one reason for waxing. "

I found my first grey pube the other day. Completely ruined my chicken chow mein

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

When you are chatting to the new guy at work and realise that you have been in that career since before they were born. And you are the same age as his mum.

So you have to ask for a pic, just in case... you know, you could be his dad.

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

Was chatting to a friend last night, she said she would love to be 20 again, I agreed I would too.

Then realised when I was 20 she was 7!!

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