FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day

By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Comes round quickly doesn’t it? So quickly someone forgot and fell asleep. This will be a nice surprise for him when he wakes up won’t it?

Rant away folks

Remember - preferences are not rant worthy

All others are fair game depending on how Swingaling is feeling

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Already had mine in a separate thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring and lack of sleep. That's all

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Ticket fumblers.

You know them, you get to the car park payment machine and they're searching through every bag, every pocket trying to fingers their ticket.

Then when they get to the exit barrier the search starts all over again. It was in your hand two fucking minutes ago.

And don't get me started on train and tube barrier fumblers. You know you need your ticket to get through the barrier, you know you need your oyster card to tap in and out.

GET YOUR FUCKING TICKETS OUT READY YOU FUCKING FUMBLING FUCKWITS!!!!!

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Snoring and lack of sleep. That's all "

Are the two combined? I’m guessing they are?

Industrial strength clothes peg may be the answer

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Ticket fumblers.

You know them, you get to the car park payment machine and they're searching through every bag, every pocket trying to fingers their ticket.

Then when they get to the exit barrier the search starts all over again. It was in your hand two fucking minutes ago.

And don't get me started on train and tube barrier fumblers. You know you need your ticket to get through the barrier, you know you need your oyster card to tap in and out.

GET YOUR FUCKING TICKETS OUT READY YOU FUCKING FUMBLING FUCKWITS!!!!!

Ticket inefficiency costs the economy around £2.5 million every year in lost work time. FACT

Electric shocks for the fumbling fumblers

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Ticket fumblers.

You know them, you get to the car park payment machine and they're searching through every bag, every pocket trying to fingers their ticket.

Then when they get to the exit barrier the search starts all over again. It was in your hand two fucking minutes ago.

And don't get me started on train and tube barrier fumblers. You know you need your ticket to get through the barrier, you know you need your oyster card to tap in and out.

GET YOUR FUCKING TICKETS OUT READY YOU FUCKING FUMBLING FUCKWITS!!!!!

Ticket inefficiency costs the economy around £2.5 million every year in lost work time. FACT

Electric shocks for the fumbling fumblers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cereal that goes soggy too fast.

I have a child who faffs around in the mornings, I can't always eat straight away and end up going back to a bowl of mush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have i got such a stiff neck 2 days now i can barelly bloody look

Side to side aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggg

Before u say it viagra wasnt involved but fuck knows how it will go away

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Why have i got such a stiff neck 2 days now i can barelly bloody look

Side to side aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggg

Before u say it viagra wasnt involved but fuck knows how it will go away

I feel your pain. Had that last week. Turning my whole body to see if a car was coming made me look like a geriatric!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Amazon... They lied!

Orderd several bits for next/one day delivery on Tuesday morning.

Half the order arrived yesterday, the rest is showing 'estimated delivery 7th/8th'

I needed everything for the weekend.

I'm going away tonight.

I could have given the address of where I'm going if I'd known.

Now have to try find things locally & a hell of a lot more expensive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

You need to get to specsavers mate. That's a pair of hands on a man's arse!!!!

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Cereal that goes soggy too fast.

I have a child who faffs around in the mornings, I can't always eat straight away and end up going back to a bowl of mush.

Might be an idea to make it when you would usually go back to it? Avoiding the mush and allowing a more satisfying breakfast experience

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

You need to get to specsavers mate. That's a pair of hands on a man's arse!!!!

It's not its Pinks boobs.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Why have i got such a stiff neck 2 days now i can barelly bloody look

Side to side aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggg

Before u say it viagra wasnt involved but fuck knows how it will go away

A stiff neck is a horrible thing - just affects everything you do. Regular icing may help although deep heat sometimes works better for me

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Amazon... They lied!

Orderd several bits for next/one day delivery on Tuesday morning.

Half the order arrived yesterday, the rest is showing 'estimated delivery 7th/8th'

I needed everything for the weekend.

I'm going away tonight.

I could have given the address of where I'm going if I'd known.

Now have to try find things locally & a hell of a lot more expensive!

Amazing how ‘next day’ is not always ‘next day’

Thankfully haven’t been caught by that but I can understand the stress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

You need to get to specsavers mate. That's a pair of hands on a man's arse!!!!

It's not its Pinks boobs."

In which case she has a furry décolletage

And he has girlie hands!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

You need to get to specsavers mate. That's a pair of hands on a man's arse!!!!

It's not its Pinks boobs.

In which case she has a furry décolletage

And he has girlie hands!"

I know I keep telling her to shave them,but it's falling on deaf ears.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Amazon... They lied!

Orderd several bits for next/one day delivery on Tuesday morning.

Half the order arrived yesterday, the rest is showing 'estimated delivery 7th/8th'

I needed everything for the weekend.

I'm going away tonight.

I could have given the address of where I'm going if I'd known.

Now have to try find things locally & a hell of a lot more expensive!

Amazing how ‘next day’ is not always ‘next day’

Thankfully haven’t been caught by that but I can understand the stress

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Amazon are forgiven!! Yay!

Another 5minutes I'd have missed the posty & been out hunting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

You need to get to specsavers mate. That's a pair of hands on a man's arse!!!!

Nah .. that’s definitely a pair of tits!! I’m a boobie connoisseur and that’s a cracking pair to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

You need to get to specsavers mate. That's a pair of hands on a man's arse!!!!

Nah .. that’s definitely a pair of tits!! I’m a boobie connoisseur and that’s a cracking pair to be fair!

Ok mate... have It your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

You need to get to specsavers mate. That's a pair of hands on a man's arse!!!!

Nah .. that’s definitely a pair of tits!! I’m a boobie connoisseur and that’s a cracking pair to be fair!

Ok mate... have It your way

Ok OP I have a new rant!!

Upon closer inspection he’s right! That IS an arse!

I’ve been fapping all this time to a hairy man arse!!!

How do I get my site supporters fee refunded!!!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

You need to get to specsavers mate. That's a pair of hands on a man's arse!!!!

Nah .. that’s definitely a pair of tits!! I’m a boobie connoisseur and that’s a cracking pair to be fair!

Ok mate... have It your way

Ok OP I have a new rant!!

Upon closer inspection he’s right! That IS an arse!

I’ve been fapping all this time to a hairy man arse!!!

How do I get my site supporters fee refunded!!!

You've got to shag a mod.

Good luck......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The expectation to work 24/7. Why does everyone have to be on a laptop non stop rather than look up and enjoy life. A 3hr train journey and all I could see was headphones in and head down while listening to typing or hands free calls.

No wonder no one knows how to talk nicely to each other these days.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I've injured myself again. 1 week before my 12k obstacle course race in May I tore my hamstring. 1 week to my 5k lapped obstacle course and I've put my hip out and pulled my IT band. I'm seriously, seriously pissed off.

And I missed the ticket transfer window by 12 hours, so can't even transfer to my friend.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

You need to get to specsavers mate. That's a pair of hands on a man's arse!!!!

Nah .. that’s definitely a pair of tits!! I’m a boobie connoisseur and that’s a cracking pair to be fair!

Ok mate... have It your way

Ok OP I have a new rant!!

Upon closer inspection he’s right! That IS an arse!

I’ve been fapping all this time to a hairy man arse!!!

How do I get my site supporters fee refunded!!!

Less fapping should improve your eyesight

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"The expectation to work 24/7. Why does everyone have to be on a laptop non stop rather than look up and enjoy life. A 3hr train journey and all I could see was headphones in and head down while listening to typing or hands free calls.

No wonder no one knows how to talk nicely to each other these days.

Being on a laptop while on a train might be the thing that allows them to enjoy life when not on a train

The world is a smaller place with more need for immediate answers. Knocking those answers off early could be the difference that allows them a weekend to enjoy

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I've injured myself again. 1 week before my 12k obstacle course race in May I tore my hamstring. 1 week to my 5k lapped obstacle course and I've put my hip out and pulled my IT band. I'm seriously, seriously pissed off.

And I missed the ticket transfer window by 12 hours, so can't even transfer to my friend."

Oh no that’s a nightmare. Especially not being able to let someone else have a go

Definitely approved and get well soon

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

You need to get to specsavers mate. That's a pair of hands on a man's arse!!!!

Nah .. that’s definitely a pair of tits!! I’m a boobie connoisseur and that’s a cracking pair to be fair!

Ok mate... have It your way

Ok OP I have a new rant!!

Upon closer inspection he’s right! That IS an arse!

I’ve been fapping all this time to a hairy man arse!!!

How do I get my site supporters fee refunded!!!

You've got to shag a mod.

Good luck......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAANGS (Facebook, Amazon, Apple and Google for those that didn't know). They lied about keeping and using our data (it's not that I didn't realise what they were up to, is more about that they're now trying to say they're not doing it any more whilst ramping up the selling and misusing of said data behind our backs, lying bastards).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No rants, but nice tits in your avatar OP! ( . )( . )

You need to get to specsavers mate. That's a pair of hands on a man's arse!!!!

Nah .. that’s definitely a pair of tits!! I’m a boobie connoisseur and that’s a cracking pair to be fair!

Ok mate... have It your way

Ok OP I have a new rant!!

Upon closer inspection he’s right! That IS an arse!

I’ve been fapping all this time to a hairy man arse!!!

How do I get my site supporters fee refunded!!!

Less fapping should improve your eyesight

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I’m sure that’s disablist!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Amazon... They lied!

Orderd several bits for next/one day delivery on Tuesday morning.

Half the order arrived yesterday, the rest is showing 'estimated delivery 7th/8th'

I needed everything for the weekend.

I'm going away tonight.

I could have given the address of where I'm going if I'd known.

Now have to try find things locally & a hell of a lot more expensive!

Amazing how ‘next day’ is not always ‘next day’

Thankfully haven’t been caught by that but I can understand the stress

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Amazon are forgiven!! Yay!

Another 5minutes I'd have missed the posty & been out hunting! "

Amazon are useless!

Do I look like S/M?

I have 37" bloody legs for gods sake!

Wrong size sent so ended up mad emergency shopping dash anyway, good job I actually checked before packing!

OK.. Breathe, it's all OK now

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"FAANGS (Facebook, Amazon, Apple and Google for those that didn't know). They lied about keeping and using our data (it's not that I didn't realise what they were up to, is more about that they're now trying to say they're not doing it any more whilst ramping up the selling and misusing of said data behind our backs, lying bastards). "

You’ve stopped using them all then? Removed your accounts etc?

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Amazon... They lied!

Orderd several bits for next/one day delivery on Tuesday morning.

Half the order arrived yesterday, the rest is showing 'estimated delivery 7th/8th'

I needed everything for the weekend.

I'm going away tonight.

I could have given the address of where I'm going if I'd known.

Now have to try find things locally & a hell of a lot more expensive!

Amazing how ‘next day’ is not always ‘next day’

Thankfully haven’t been caught by that but I can understand the stress

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Amazon are forgiven!! Yay!

Another 5minutes I'd have missed the posty & been out hunting!

Amazon are useless!

Do I look like S/M?

I have 37" bloody legs for gods sake!

Wrong size sent so ended up mad emergency shopping dash anyway, good job I actually checked before packing!

OK.. Breathe, it's all OK now

Filing this under the previous approval

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I would like to rant about disorganised people please

Also work structures

Lack of communication

People assuming or asking you to do something but actually telling you

Cringe worthy singing

And ovens

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I have big hair today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have big boobs today. "

Boaster

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have big boobs today.

Boaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is that the little glass bottle of coca-cola that I treated myself to isn't big enough and nearly all gone! They taste so damn good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I rant about my freshers flu that won’t piss off

I wouldn’t mind but the students aren’t even back yet!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"My rant is that the little glass bottle of coca-cola that I treated myself to isn't big enough and nearly all gone! They taste so damn good!

Oh no what will you wash your dauphinois potatoes down with now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rant is that the little glass bottle of coca-cola that I treated myself to isn't big enough and nearly all gone! They taste so damn good!

Oh no what will you wash your dauphinois potatoes down with now?

One day the Fab owners will hear my plea for a middle finger emoji

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"My rant is that the little glass bottle of coca-cola that I treated myself to isn't big enough and nearly all gone! They taste so damn good!

Oh no what will you wash your dauphinois potatoes down with now?

One day the Fab owners will hear my plea for a middle finger emoji

Guess what I’m doing right now?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Ranted this week on social media

About pl/sky moving a fixture and costing me 30 quid replacement train ticket

About the snide ticket office at Man Utd trying to find people selling tickets on social media then dishing 3 year bans

Also spurs being incapable of building a stadium and a certain French footballer (tbh it could be one of two) that doesn’t want to play football

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Distance

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Distance

It’s a pain in the buttocks

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Distance

It’s a pain in the buttocks

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Thank you sweetheart, you have wonderful buttocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Distance

It’s a pain in the buttocks

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Thank you sweetheart, you have wonderful buttocks

#monologue

#idoittoo

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Distance

It’s a pain in the buttocks

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Thank you sweetheart, you have wonderful buttocks

#monologue

#idoittoo"

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