FabSwingers.com forum: Girls always wanting older men

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

Pardon?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

I literally don’t know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

i can assure you, they don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thats want am saying look if i tryed to msg you it say a can cause you want 25 year olds min it no good when yer 22

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By *nytime1234Man
over a year ago

wakefield

I'd just like to ask any woman if they can answer a question that's bugged me for some time. Do fish get thirsty? Anyone? X thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because men my own age tend to be immature and think this is instafuck rather than fabswingers, and I am generally attracted to older men.

And older men tend to be able to handle rejection - most young men I’ve came across cannot.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Because men my own age tend to be immature and think this is instafuck rather than fabswingers, and I am generally attracted to older men.

And older men tend to be able to handle rejection - most young men I’ve came across cannot. "

It’s all the practice we’ve had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because men my own age tend to be immature and think this is instafuck rather than fabswingers, and I am generally attracted to older men.

And older men tend to be able to handle rejection - most young men I’ve came across cannot.

It’s all the practice we’ve had!

It’s because you’re all sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And most of the young men I’ve came across on fab (I have my filters off a lot so I’ve had a fair amount message me) clearly have no respect for women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats want am saying look if i tryed to msg you it say a can cause you want 25 year olds min it no good when yer 22"

m8 you'll soon be 25

then before ya know it, you'll be 48 and no one will wanna fuck ya then either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

na a wouldnt say so am young and a can handel rejection and iv got respect for women so a dont know where is coming from age discrimination

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

good one old yeen still get mere that you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"na a wouldnt say so am young and a can handel rejection and iv got respect for women so a dont know where is coming from age discrimination "

I'd say it's preference rather than discrimination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"na a wouldnt say so am young and a can handel rejection and iv got respect for women so a dont know where is coming from age discrimination "

It’s not age discrimination, it’s my view and I have that view due to the experiences I have on fab. I’m a year younger than you by the way.

Many women would not meet someone as young as you as they have children your age. Plus, there is many, many more men than women on fab, you need to ensure you stand out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you "

Insulting people is also a massive turn off. No need whatsoever. He wasn’t being cruel or unkind to you at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also insulting people in your status will not help either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you "

Are you d*unk?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

You have to accept people have preferences on here and for many that isn’t a 22 year old with an attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to accept people have preferences on here and for many that isn’t a 22 year old with an attitude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wheres the attitude am no going to have a gimp try get wide uma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wheres the attitude am no going to have a gimp try get wide uma "

No one is getting ‘wide’ with you.

You just have to accept that some people aren’t attracted to 22 year olds. Concentrate on the women that are, and do your best to stand out from all the other men on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wheres the attitude am no going to have a gimp try get wide uma "

To much Mr Morgan tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

why dose it come up lassies if i cant msg them in the first place ?

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By *F JonesMan
over a year ago

London

"wheres the attitude am no going to have a gimp try get wide uma "

Hahaahaaha

best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why dose it come up lassies if i cant msg them in the first place ?"

When you’re doing a search, tick ‘I’m what they’re looking for’ and that will solve your issue. Or make sure you’re reading their profile, including their age limits, so you don’t waste their time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Are you d*unk?"

No he isn't! He's from Glasgow where the dialect has a trait all of its own.

Unfortunately, he's writing it exactly as he'd say it in normal Glaswegian company. It is a form of the English Langauge really only known to other Scots like me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Are you d*unk?

No he isn't! He's from Glasgow where the dialect has a trait all of its own.

Unfortunately, he's writing it exactly as he'd say it in normal Glaswegian company. It is a form of the English Langauge really only known to other Scots like me!"

That’s not very kind, you’re kind of rounding all the Glaswegians together. I usually love a Glaswegian man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

good shout cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good shout cheers "

If you click reply+quote we’ll know who you’re replying too.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"thats want am saying look if i tryed to msg you it say a can cause you want 25 year olds min it no good when yer 22

m8 you'll soon be 25

then before ya know it, you'll be 48 and no one will wanna fuck ya then either

I’ve missed you!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Are you d*unk?

No he isn't! He's from Glasgow where the dialect has a trait all of its own.

Unfortunately, he's writing it exactly as he'd say it in normal Glaswegian company. It is a form of the English Langauge really only known to other Scots like me!

That’s not very kind, you’re kind of rounding all the Glaswegians together. I usually love a Glaswegian man

But Glaswegians I've seen on here and elsewhere can revert to using English properly. I didn't say at any time that all people from that city were all the same!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

proud again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Are you d*unk?

No he isn't! He's from Glasgow where the dialect has a trait all of its own.

Unfortunately, he's writing it exactly as he'd say it in normal Glaswegian company. It is a form of the English Langauge really only known to other Scots like me!

That’s not very kind, you’re kind of rounding all the Glaswegians together. I usually love a Glaswegian man

But Glaswegians I've seen on here and elsewhere can revert to using English properly. I didn't say at any time that all people from that city were all the same!"

I was meaning, don’t make excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Are you d*unk?

No he isn't! He's from Glasgow where the dialect has a trait all of its own.

Unfortunately, he's writing it exactly as he'd say it in normal Glaswegian company. It is a form of the English Langauge really only known to other Scots like me!"

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I prefer younger men... so your argument doesn't hold much validity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Are you d*unk?

No he isn't! He's from Glasgow where the dialect has a trait all of its own.

Unfortunately, he's writing it exactly as he'd say it in normal Glaswegian company. It is a form of the English Langauge really only known to other Scots like me!

That’s not very kind, you’re kind of rounding all the Glaswegians together. I usually love a Glaswegian man

But Glaswegians I've seen on here and elsewhere can revert to using English properly. I didn't say at any time that all people from that city were all the same!

I was meaning, don’t make excuses

its the old yeen trying to be cheeky are you mad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer younger men... so your argument doesn't hold much validity "

a still couldnt msg you want 26 year olds min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, he's writing it exactly as he'd say it in normal Glaswegian company. It is a form of the English Langauge really only known to other Scots like me!"

Not much use when trying to communicate with other non Glaswegian people then

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Are you d*unk?

No he isn't! He's from Glasgow where the dialect has a trait all of its own.

Unfortunately, he's writing it exactly as he'd say it in normal Glaswegian company. It is a form of the English Langauge really only known to other Scots like me!

Even trying to read it, thinking of it said with Scottish accent doesn't help

Apologies from a fellow Celt but I was lost for a lot of it.

Maybe if you write in english OP, more chances of success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon? "

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying."

fucknose how yous can't understand is all a more of less sayed was gimp and proud ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying.

fucknose how yous can't understand is all a more of less sayed was gimp and proud ??"

Being friendlier to people will also rise your chances of getting a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do young men complain so often about being too young?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying.

fucknose how yous can't understand is all a more of less sayed was gimp and proud ??"

I think the gist is "I am barely literate, and want a shag". Am I close?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying.

fucknose how yous can't understand is all a more of less sayed was gimp and proud ??"

Glad of message filters right now...

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"good one old yeen still get mere that you "

Well an attitude like that is why most women dont want young men as they act like immature boys (most of them)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"
i hope so

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

When you're 30 you'll be moaning women in their 20s don't want a guy over 30.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're 30 you'll be moaning women in their 20s don't want a guy over 30."

I ONLY want a guy over 30

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying.

fucknose how yous can't understand is all a more of less sayed was gimp and proud ??

Glad of message filters right now...

Ah go on, relax them. This is a prime example of the fun you could be having direct to your inbox

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Go get a girlfriend, Jesus you can text speak to each other!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"When you're 30 you'll be moaning women in their 20s don't want a guy over 30.

I ONLY want a guy over 30

Ah now, seriously!!

30 inches is way too much for anyone. Sure if he got erect, there wouldn't be enough oxygenated blood in his brain to know what he was meant to do with it!

Sometimes ye lassies have mad notions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're 30 you'll be moaning women in their 20s don't want a guy over 30.

I ONLY want a guy over 30

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well it just so happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're 30 you'll be moaning women in their 20s don't want a guy over 30.

I ONLY want a guy over 30

well it just so happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not older per say. More my own group. Then again it could depend on your own personal search and the age that you like

In the advanced search section, if you tick that you are also in the age bracket that they are looking for, you shouldn't run into this problem again. Good luck in your search OP

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Go get a girlfriend, Jesus you can text speak to each other!"

Can you imagine it? Mi5 wouldn't be able to decipher it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not older per say. More my own group. Then again it could depend on your own personal search and the age that you like

In the advanced search section, if you tick that you are also in the age bracket that they are looking for, you shouldn't run into this problem again. Good luck in your search OP

"
that's me fucked . Or not as the case may be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a porn star?

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"He's a porn star?"

With subtitles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a porn star?

With subtitles

That made me giggle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying.

fucknose how yous can't understand is all a more of less sayed was gimp and proud ??

Glad of message filters right now...

Ah go on, relax them. This is a prime example of the fun you could be having direct to your inbox

Fuck it, you're right! *removes all filters immediately*

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying.

fucknose how yous can't understand is all a more of less sayed was gimp and proud ??

Glad of message filters right now...

Ah go on, relax them. This is a prime example of the fun you could be having direct to your inbox

Fuck it, you're right! *removes all filters immediately*

Now, be aware, you're going to be laughing for days at some of the messages you get.

Remember, when the fun stops, it's time to stop!

Delete every single message, wait a day, then reapply filters accordingly, until you do need another good laugh.

This is what we mean when we say Happy Fabbing

PS - never ignore my winks/messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a porn star?"

No, 5 years top seller of porn dvd's down the market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like older men but not older men who like (much) younger women

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"na a wouldnt say so am young and a can handel rejection and iv got respect for women so a dont know where is coming from age discrimination "

Age discrimination hahahaha, so if ladies don't fancy ya, is that looks discrimination too?

You're proving your own immaturity purely by that statement

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying.

fucknose how yous can't understand is all a more of less sayed was gimp and proud ??

I think the gist is "I am barely literate, and want a shag". Am I close?"

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"thats want am saying look if i tryed to msg you it say a can cause you want 25 year olds min it no good when yer 22

m8 you'll soon be 25

then before ya know it, you'll be 48 and no one will wanna fuck ya then either

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

Maybe try to send your messages in English rather than clingon, you might get a better response.

In all seriousness tho, concentrate on the girls who are after guys your ages and let the ones that don’t be. You’re not going to change what they want so you’re wasting your time.

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

How on earth did I miss this thread last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to accept people have preferences on here and for many that isn’t a 22 year old with an attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying."

Haha classic

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Its not necessarily age that’s the factor, personally I don’t really want to “bonk” anyone I could have given birth to age wise!!

However, I broke that rule several months ago as the young man in question was very mature for his age, he was literate, polite, confident and engaging.

Our filters are still in place, but it isn't always about your age, it’s how you portray yourself, age is irrelevant when you can communicate and conduct yourself for the audience you are trying to get attention from.

Having read the thread, no disrespect for your accent at all, but I really had to tune into what your original message was, I thought it was slang till I read otherwise.

Best of luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just learn to accept people’s preferences and concentrate on the ones who preferences you do make.

Makes for a more pleasant fab experience

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying.

fucknose how yous can't understand is all a more of less sayed was gimp and proud ??

I think the gist is "I am barely literate, and want a shag". Am I close?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to accept people have preferences on here and for many that isn’t a 22 year old with an attitude.

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

"I think the gist is "I am barely literate, and want a shag". Am I close?"

Too funny

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I want to know why the OP discriminates against older women because his age range is only up to 36!

You never know, there might be one who would meet him and he's missing out

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Serious question now, what qualifications can you get in porn?

Is it like a city & guilds certificate for keeping a boner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"
English now please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats want am saying look if i tryed to msg you it say a can cause you want 25 year olds min it no good when yer 22"

You're young enough to be a lot of ladies son on here ... That's maybe why!

And if the filter is set for 25, and you're 22 ... Do the maths!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious question now, what qualifications can you get in porn?

Is it like a city & guilds certificate for keeping a boner?"

B Tec in butt sex, Degree in dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m usually one year out! Should call myself popmaster! Hehe....... a year the wrong way !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

Bit inaccurate in our experience, we're an older cpl and have been rejected on age, particularly me - hubby - in the final analysis, it's all down to personal preference, nothing personal, it's just what it is on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more than happy with ladies looking for an older man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact you did your first porn shoot when you were 17 may well put a lot of people off in the first place. I'm certain you have to be 18 to do it legally.

And banging some bird behind the bike sheds and filming it on your iPhone isn't exactly professional.

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

"The fact you did your first porn shoot when you were 17 may well put a lot of people off in the first place. I'm certain you have to be 18 to do it legally.

And banging some bird behind the bike sheds and filming it on your iPhone isn't exactly professional."

Pot kettle black!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just hoping his films have subtitles or we are all fucked, not just the bird he's banging .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No most want me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just hoping his films have subtitles or we are all fucked, not just the bird he's banging . "

More like not banging

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By *inkylovers09Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon? "

Omg!! I ( hotwife ) was totally think the same thing!! Lool

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By *inkylovers09Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Because men my own age tend to be immature and think this is instafuck rather than fabswingers, and I am generally attracted to older men.

And older men tend to be able to handle rejection - most young men I’ve came across cannot. "

totally true.. all of the men i have met so far have been 40+. We think the older men can hold more of a convo rather than " into most things" "wanna meet" lol expand a little!!

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

Not sure I agree with your assertion. Sometimes the text speak of the younger generation puts people off.

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

"thats want am saying look if i tryed to msg you it say a can cause you want 25 year olds min it no good when yer 22"

Mate, I'm struggling to understand you and I lived in Glasgow.

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By *inkylovers09Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Not sure I agree with your assertion. Sometimes the text speak of the younger generation puts people off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because men my own age tend to be immature and think this is instafuck rather than fabswingers, and I am generally attracted to older men.

And older men tend to be able to handle rejection - most young men I’ve came across cannot. "
comes with age and experience and just growing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

Not sure 'girls' always want older men ... although I guess it depends on what you mean by 'older'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because men my own age tend to be immature and think this is instafuck rather than fabswingers, and I am generally attracted to older men.

And older men tend to be able to handle rejection - most young men I’ve came across cannot. comes with age and experience and just growing up."

And lots of rejection?

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

"most young men I’ve came across..."

Disgusting!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Serious question now, what qualifications can you get in porn?

Is it like a city & guilds certificate for keeping a boner?

B Tec in butt sex, Degree in dogging

Maybe he's got an Nvq... nearly vaginally qualified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious question now, what qualifications can you get in porn?

Is it like a city & guilds certificate for keeping a boner?"

It's probably more of an apprenticeship ...

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Men always wanting younger women ¯\_

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men always wanting younger women ¯\_

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Especially when you're nearly 50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious question now, what qualifications can you get in porn?

Is it like a city & guilds certificate for keeping a boner?

B Tec in butt sex, Degree in dogging

Maybe he's got an Nvq... nearly vaginally qualified "

So funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

I'm sorry, this is an English speaking forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know I was having trouble there too but then I imagined spud from train spotting and suddenly it all made sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know I was having trouble there too but then I imagined spud from train spotting and suddenly it all made sense

That worked for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually we find the opposite. My wife prefers older men, but the messages we receive are much more respectful and literate, in general, than from the obviously jaded and bored older guys she prefers. There's also alot from older guys who take no real care of themselves, and the younger guys clearly do.

So in general she plays with the age group that isn't her preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Insulting people is also a massive turn off. No need whatsoever. He wasn’t being cruel or unkind to you at all. "

He was insulting someone? I've read that over and over and still am completely baffled as to what was said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Insulting people is also a massive turn off. No need whatsoever. He wasn’t being cruel or unkind to you at all.

He was insulting someone? I've read that over and over and still am completely baffled as to what was said. "

My that is an incredible yarn you old thing, however I am still having considerably more success on here than you, I'll wager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Insulting people is also a massive turn off. No need whatsoever. He wasn’t being cruel or unkind to you at all.

He was insulting someone? I've read that over and over and still am completely baffled as to what was said. "

Good one old one, I still get more than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Insulting people is also a massive turn off. No need whatsoever. He wasn’t being cruel or unkind to you at all.

He was insulting someone? I've read that over and over and still am completely baffled as to what was said. "
me to....... It's another world he spells it how he says it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Insulting people is also a massive turn off. No need whatsoever. He wasn’t being cruel or unkind to you at all.

He was insulting someone? I've read that over and over and still am completely baffled as to what was said.

Good one old one, I still get more than you "
you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Are you d*unk?"

It certainly seems that way,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Insulting people is also a massive turn off. No need whatsoever. He wasn’t being cruel or unkind to you at all.

He was insulting someone? I've read that over and over and still am completely baffled as to what was said.

Good one old one, I still get more than you

you don't "

I was explaining what he said. And how can you be sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good one old yeen still get mere that you

Insulting people is also a massive turn off. No need whatsoever. He wasn’t being cruel or unkind to you at all.

He was insulting someone? I've read that over and over and still am completely baffled as to what was said.

Good one old one, I still get more than you

you don't

I was explaining what he said. And how can you be sure?"
Actually I'm not I'm guessing you get more....... Possibly

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"Because men my own age tend to be immature and think this is instafuck rather than fabswingers, and I am generally attracted to older men.

And older men tend to be able to handle rejection - most young men I’ve came across cannot.

It’s all the practice we’ve had!

It’s because you’re all sexy "

Had lots of practice on getting rejected lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a porn star?

With subtitles

I'm crying... This is hilarious!

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I prefer younger men... so your argument doesn't hold much validity

a still couldnt msg you want 26 year olds min "

You can message as I've no blocks on my account. However reading your responses I doubt you'll find a match as you come across a bit of a bam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still bitter about being called an older guy.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm still bitter about being called an older guy.

Swivel sistah, wait until you get to my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still bitter about being called an older guy.

Swivel sistah, wait until you get to my age

Men are like fine wine they get better with age more giving and not so selfish lovers x

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over a year ago

"I'm still bitter about being called an older guy.

Swivel sistah, wait until you get to my age

I'll be amazed if I make it to your age to be honest

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By *herrybaby114Couple
over a year ago

Luton

"na a wouldnt say so am young and a can handel rejection and iv got respect for women so a dont know where is coming from age discrimination "

Might help if you could spell??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I am much better all round person when I hit my thirties.

Also some women prefer older - some prefer older. You can’t influence other people’s preferences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am constantly besieged by women of all ages. Then I wake up..

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm Scottish but struggled with that one....far to much Mad Dog 20/20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am constantly besieged by women of all ages. Then I wake up..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm still bitter about being called an older guy.

Swivel sistah, wait until you get to my age

I'll be amazed if I make it to your age to be honest "

Hey, I'm not that friggin old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Scottish but struggled with that one....far to much Mad Dog 20/20

"
hoots mon lang may yer lum reek

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over a year ago

"I'm still bitter about being called an older guy.

Swivel sistah, wait until you get to my age

I'll be amazed if I make it to your age to be honest

Hey, I'm not that friggin old

It was more a comment on me being a bit reckless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"na a wouldnt say so am young and a can handel rejection and iv got respect for women so a dont know where is coming from age discrimination "

Has anyone specifically told you it’s your age? If you messaged me it would be the message that put me off of it was written in the same way you have been writing on this thread. Sorry if you’re dyslexic but that would be my thoughts unless you explained you had it in you message.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm still bitter about being called an older guy.

Swivel sistah, wait until you get to my age

I'll be amazed if I make it to your age to be honest

Hey, I'm not that friggin old

It was more a comment on me being a bit reckless"

In what way? I didn't think drinking too much tea could have terminal effects

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm Scottish but struggled with that one....far to much Mad Dog 20/20

hoots mon lang may yer lum reek

I'm not that Scottish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Scottish but struggled with that one....far to much Mad Dog 20/20

hoots mon lang may yer lum reek

I'm not that Scottish lol

Ohhh but you are lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older men or sugar daddies?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Older men or sugar daddies?

You are neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still bitter about being called an older guy.

Swivel sistah, wait until you get to my age

Men are like fine wine they get better with age more giving and not so selfish lovers x"

Bollox.... I am knackered and a bit vinegarie,

must have had a dodgy cork

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

Eh?

I think I see the problem here. If you bash the keyboard with your head no one understands what you are saying.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Barely speaks English, instantly defensive and jumps straight to insults. Don't worry about your age kid, you've got bigger roadblocks to get over first

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

I am struggling to understand your words OP.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

I'm from Glasgow, and even I don't understand what he's saying.

fucknose how yous can't understand is all a more of less sayed was gimp and proud ??"
Maybe try Fab France or Spain, they might swarm all over you and think your accent is cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Scottish but struggled with that one....far to much Mad Dog 20/20

hoots mon lang may yer lum reek

I'm not that Scottish lol

"
it means long may your chimney smoke

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

I am struggling to understand your words OP."

I fink it's yoofspeak innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Scottish but struggled with that one....far to much Mad Dog 20/20

Cap'n Morgan seems his swally of choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grass is always greener...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ah Donna ken your problem wi yon lassies oop there.

They're all bloody cougars wanting young blood doon sooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah Donna ken your problem wi yon lassies oop there.

They're all bloody cougars wanting young blood doon sooth"

Is that Geordie?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm Scottish but struggled with that one....far to much Mad Dog 20/20

hoots mon lang may yer lum reek

I'm not that Scottish lol

it means long may your chimney smoke "

I was joking

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm Scottish but struggled with that one....far to much Mad Dog 20/20

hoots mon lang may yer lum reek

I'm not that Scottish lol

Ohhh but you are lol

You think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

U OK hun?

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

"Because men my own age tend to be immature and think this is instafuck rather than fabswingers, and I am generally attracted to older men.

And older men tend to be able to handle rejection - most young men I’ve came across cannot. "

I love you ??

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??"

I've tried google translate which lists 200 languages and the computer says no..

So..here's what I think the young man was asking.

I would like to ask the forum..

I see a profile of a lady I like the look of..I click on her profile, and try to message them and I see the system prompt ..you cannot message this profile because of age filters. ....why do 90% of women want older guys ??.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah Donna ken your problem wi yon lassies oop there.

They're all bloody cougars wanting young blood doon sooth"

Not all those down south

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over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

I've tried google translate which lists 200 languages and the computer says no..

So..here's what I think the young man was asking.

I would like to ask the forum..

Almost, it also means "I don't know how to tick the 'I must match their age requirements too' box" in the search function.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I wouldnt meet someone half my age ,wouldn't have much in common .

I prefer my own age ish give or take a few years either way.

Look out for organised cougar nights at clubs,its preference op just like everything else.

Miss

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I'm confused. I think it must be my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had another look at the original post, and I think he might have been having a stroke. (Enter your own punchline here).

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over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon? "

Brilliant

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

Brilliant "

Wish the poster hadnt disappeared halfway through the thread.. i was beginning to feel my Scottish roots coming out.. well almost

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over a year ago

"Thats what a was say a see a nice lassie click on there profile like was a see and try msg them and it comes up a cannt cause of my age who do 90% of women want older guys =/ ??

Pardon?

Brilliant

Wish the poster hadnt disappeared halfway through the thread.. i was beginning to feel my Scottish roots coming out.. well almost "

Haha, see I'm London but can read and understand Scottish written slang perfectly fine, as I'm sure you can with any other areas dialect etc. But that seemed 90% d*unk and frustrated gibberish haha, we've all been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Scottish but struggled with that one....far to much Mad Dog 20/20

hoots mon lang may yer lum reek

I'm not that Scottish lol

it means long may your chimney smoke

I was joking

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really ha hey it Disney matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks guys and girls, I have not laughed so much for a long time.

And to all those ladies desperately looking for an older man, Helloooooooooo, where have you been hiding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still bitter about being called an older guy.

Swivel sistah, wait until you get to my age

Men are like fine wine they get better with age more giving and not so selfish lovers x"

I'd like to throw a spanner in the works as an aception and say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still bitter about being called an older guy.

Swivel sistah, wait until you get to my age

Men are like fine wine they get better with age more giving and not so selfish lovers x

I'd like to throw a spanner in the works as an aception and say hi "
I liked the film inception

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