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Banana or cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One you get to eat and the other goes in your bottom. What do you choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like either, in any holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the banana peeled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the banana peeled?"

I can confirm mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the banana peeled?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber repeats on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the banana peeled?

Yes "

Won’t it get mushy in your asshole?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Er....

Ok....logic dictates that I should opt for the banana up my arse as my virginal rectum may be better able to squeeze it down to a more manageable and indeed, less excruciating size as opposed to the relatively harder cucumber.....which may well prove the cause of my demoralising demise

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Can't stand Bananas so can I have the Cucumber in both.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

Rather eat both and what’s not required by my body can pass out of my rear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't stand Bananas so can I have the Cucumber in both. "

Go for it

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Mmmm I'm undecided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm I'm undecided "
have both one in each hole then?

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By *ryitonce6978Man
over a year ago

Hotel on Tuesday

I hate the taste of bananas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Er....

Ok....logic dictates that I should opt for the banana up my arse as my virginal rectum may be better able to squeeze it down to a more manageable and indeed, less excruciating size as opposed to the relatively harder cucumber.....which may well prove the cause of my demoralising demise "

Of course if your cucumber is peeled and straight from the fridge there will be a bit more give and a slightly anaesthetic effect from the cold....

Now if you can name the film that idea comes from you will be awarded perv of the night!

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By *haron7540Woman
over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall


"Cucumber repeats on me."

Eat the banana. Think of the multiple orgasms from the cucumber repeating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby shark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat the banana, nothing go's near my ass though

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"Eat the banana, nothing go's near my ass though"

Not even toilet paper?

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

He'll just go for marrow and be done with it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I don’t like either, in any holes"

Wait until I buy an aubergine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat the cucumber. Banana up the arse.... or should that be on the arse? Given the fact that it will be peeled, no way in hell is it getting up there. It would just squish on my bum cheeks

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Eat the cucumber. Banana up the arse.... or should that be on the arse? Given the fact that it will be peeled, no way in hell is it getting up there. It would just squish on my bum cheeks "

Aha! Banana Sundae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously tempted to give both a go and report back....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eat the cucumber. Banana up the arse.... or should that be on the arse? Given the fact that it will be peeled, no way in hell is it getting up there. It would just squish on my bum cheeks

Aha! Banana Sundae"

Maybe not peeled then. No one likes a squashed banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eat the banana, nothing go's near my ass though

Not even toilet paper? "

You knew what I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bannana in ass, cucumber in pussy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ate a peeled green banana out of a woman’s pussy, when I was in the ‘pat pong’ district of Bangkok in the ‘70s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bannana in ass, cucumber in pussy x"

I agree. It's much more hygenic as you have to peel a banana before eating it anyway. Waste not, want not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ridiculous... once you go eggplant you never look back

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I'll just eat the cucumber, can't stand banana x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ridiculous... once you go eggplant you never look back"

Aubergine, aubergine,

Orgasmic proportions,

What a dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever have to choose between Banana and Cucumber, always choose Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll pick cucumber for both

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Did you know that bananas are mildly radioactive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that bananas are mildly radioactive "

Ooooh it may give you superpowers then

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I would eat the banana because I love bananas.

So that leaves the cucumber to go up my bum. First time for everything I suppose. I have never had a lad up there but I am willing to try salad up there

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Ridiculous... once you go eggplant you never look back"

Why stop there, traffic cones and progress up wards.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"I hate the taste of bananas..."
are you sure?

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

im almost sure a banana would just not go in my bum at all, would just get squashed up trying to enter.

So in the spirit of the game, I would probably try stick a small carrot up my ass instead.

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By *umblebee76Man
over a year ago

hull


"Is the banana peeled?

Yes

Won’t it get mushy in your asshole?"

Eeewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll pick cucumber for both "
same time?? We want pics!! If not it didn’t happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll pick cucumber for both same time?? We want pics!! If not it didn’t happen "

Don’t encourage her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll pick cucumber for both

same time?? We want pics!! If not it didn’t happen "

Sent ya a pm

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By *ixed-raceMan
over a year ago

nw

Please pm me it toooo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please pm me it toooo xx"

You’re aware I’m not shoving a cucumber anywhere right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll pick cucumber for both

same time?? We want pics!! If not it didn’t happen

Sent ya a pm "
I’ll check x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll pick cucumber for both

same time?? We want pics!! If not it didn’t happen

Sent ya a pm "
I’m not double ending it with you!! not the kind of pm I was expecting

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Oh dear i think the caption heading should be " vegan colonic irrigation " also the cucumber could rift on you later causing extreme blushes when in polite company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

banana skins are a great alternative to pussy , feel amazing , so eat the banana , sit on the cucumber and f*ck the skin ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a cucumber sandwich for dinner. And a banana sandwich for pudding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber partially into my ass, banana in my mouth

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By *eliciousKisserMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Where else would you see such thought provoking discourse?! At 02:42 in the morning no less!!

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By *ryitonce6978Man
over a year ago

Hotel on Tuesday


"I hate the taste of bananas...are you sure? "

I could be persuaded to try a different style banana

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