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Sky remotes and Lynx cans now obsolete

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

A condom company is apparently now going to produce tailor-made condoms and is issuing a gauge so that people can measure themselves to get the right size.

So once we all agree which measurement equates to endowed, we, vwe, vvwe etc - job done!

I will now expect all cock pics to include the standardised gauge to back up any claims made in profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a cock like a torpedo

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hello sailor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have microdoms please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a cock like a torpedo

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hello sailor"

periscope up!

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood


"I've got a cock like a torpedo

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hello sailor"

Dive, Dive, Dive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Nobody gonna crack a seamen joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is Nobody gonna crack a seamen joke..."

naaa feeling a bit crabby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to use a windsock, until someone pointed out it is open at both ends.......

Am I cleared for landing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is Nobody gonna crack a seamen joke..."

Righ then, doesn't go with the nautical theme exactly but;-

Why did the semen cross the road?

Because I hadn't had a wank for two weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is Nobody gonna crack a seamen joke...

Righ then, doesn't go with the nautical theme exactly but;-

Why did the semen cross the road?

Because I hadn't had a wank for two weeks."

here's yer coat.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach


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So once we all agree which measurement equates to endowed, we, vwe, vvwe etc - job done!

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unfortunately the sizing goes: Huge , Mahoosive, Gargantuan, and Get That Bloody Thing Away From Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is Nobody gonna crack a seamen joke...

naaa feeling a bit crabby."

Aww... and I thought youd have conned om into it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen a pic with his cock measured against a bottle of durex 2in1 massage lube! lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've got a cock like a torpedo

Weren't they sweets ,, sugar coated and with liquorice centres, ...

any one want to suck my torpedo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I've got a cock like a torpedo

Weren't they sweets ,, sugar coated and with liquorice centres, ...

any one want to suck my torpedo... "

oooo, giz a suck, i love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I've got a cock like a torpedo

Weren't they sweets ,, sugar coated and with liquorice centres, ...

any one want to suck my torpedo... "

only if you dip it in sherbet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use thimble covers

They a bit loose but what the hell xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use thimble covers

They a bit loose but what the hell xx"

what you need is ...............

thumbalina awwwwwwwww bless x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heres hopeing all those knobshots with them next to sky remote,,beer cans,,deoterant cans,,cans of irn bru

are a thing of the past ,,,yuk!!

auds xx

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