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Cat!I don't have the keys to your house!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!

Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.

It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!

It's awkward. Please stop.

(Today is rant day, right?)

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over a year ago

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Borrow her for the afternoon, she’ll thank you with snuggles and gifts of birds and mice

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Perhaps they're just having a friendly neighbourly chat to you about the weather.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Looks like a beautiful poem

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

Sweet! I love animals

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

One of my cats is the neighbourhood slut, he will go with anyone who gives him a stroke or a kind word. I have walked down the street and seen him in other peoples houses, sitting there in their front window! Looks ashamed when I give him the WTF are you doing look.

I was talking to him through a window the other month and the house owner opened the door. Oh I didn't know who he belonged to. I pointed out he has an address tag on his collar and is microchipped.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!

Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.

It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!

It's awkward. Please stop.

(Today is rant day, right?)

"

Premature. It's tomorrow.

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire


"One of my cats is the neighbourhood slut, he will go with anyone who gives him a stroke or a kind word."

I know that type of cat, lol... I like them.

One of the cats on my street regularly clambers over the slates two storeys up... He's trying to catch birds sitting on the chimney pots

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"One of my cats is the neighbourhood slut, he will go with anyone who gives him a stroke or a kind word. I have walked down the street and seen him in other peoples houses, sitting there in their front window! Looks ashamed when I give him the WTF are you doing look.

I was talking to him through a window the other month and the house owner opened the door. Oh I didn't know who he belonged to. I pointed out he has an address tag on his collar and is microchipped."

Haha bad cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next doors cat sleeps on my front door mat as it is in the shade but as soon as i open the front door she tries to get in..

She also leaves presents.. disemboweled mice and birds with the heads bitten off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!

Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.

It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!

It's awkward. Please stop.

(Today is rant day, right?)

"
omg are you torturing cats

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire


"Next doors cat sleeps on my front door mat as it is in the shade but as soon as i open the front door she tries to get in..

She also leaves presents.. disemboweled mice and birds with the heads bitten off "

I often get the other way on! Just the head left

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By *unboy007Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

My neighbours have a key for that very reason. My cat knows to meyows at there door and they will let her in the house.

We used to have a ginger cat, unfortunately so did a near neighbour.

Our next door neighbour used to let it into the house thinking it was our cat.

Used to come home all the cat food eaten and cat sleeping in our bed the little tramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours cat had been in my house all night. I shat it when I came in from night shift and it ran past my legs. It sits outside on the windowsill and watches us eat dinner. It's a pain in the arse. Doesn't help the other neighbour lets it in theirs and feeds it chicken. He's also a pain in the arse x

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Next doors cat sleeps on my front door mat as it is in the shade but as soon as i open the front door she tries to get in..

She also leaves presents.. disemboweled mice and birds with the heads bitten off "

Maybe said cat just wants to pay you some rent for the use of the doorstep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!

Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.

It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!

It's awkward. Please stop.

(Today is rant day, right?)

"

the cat is misunderstood wants some attention. some love

OMG you just described some single men on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my cats is the neighbourhood slut, he will go with anyone who gives him a stroke or a kind word. I have walked down the street and seen him in other peoples houses, sitting there in their front window! Looks ashamed when I give him the WTF are you doing look.

I was talking to him through a window the other month and the house owner opened the door. Oh I didn't know who he belonged to. I pointed out he has an address tag on his collar and is microchipped."

Haha male cats are charmers!

My cat doesn't need a key, she can open the front door herself

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"One of my cats is the neighbourhood slut, he will go with anyone who gives him a stroke or a kind word. I have walked down the street and seen him in other peoples houses, sitting there in their front window! Looks ashamed when I give him the WTF are you doing look.

I was talking to him through a window the other month and the house owner opened the door. Oh I didn't know who he belonged to. I pointed out he has an address tag on his collar and is microchipped.

Haha male cats are charmers!

My cat doesn't need a key, she can open the front door herself "

Cat burglar!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!

Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.

It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!

It's awkward. Please stop.

(Today is rant day, right?)

Premature. It's tomorrow. "

Premature ecatulation?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!

Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.

It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!

It's awkward. Please stop.

(Today is rant day, right?)

Premature. It's tomorrow.

Premature ecatulation? "

Uh huh.....

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