FabSwingers.com forum: Joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your best joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to hear a joke about my pussy?

Oh, nevermind, you'll never get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to hear a joke about my pussy?

Oh, nevermind, you'll never get it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What says Oh Oh Oh?

Santa walking backwards

(*it’s not really my fave joke, but it’s an excuse to get the Santa emoji out again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to hear a joke about my pussy?

Oh, nevermind, you'll never get it. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sue, " what a lovely bunch of flowers you have there Mary"!

Mary " yes my boyfriend just sent them to me, that means I shall have to spend this weekend on my back with my legs in the air"!!

Sue, " why? Have you not got a vase"?

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By *onysp654Man
over a year ago

Loddington

What kind of bees make milk?

Boobies

** sounds best if you say it rather than read it **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter asked me out of the blue. "Dad, why is it that when a cat does a poo it comes out in long tubes but when a sheep does a poo it comes out in small pellets and when a cow does a poo it comes out in flat, wet pats"

I thought for a moment and replied, "I honestly don't know"

She looked at me, frowned and said "mum's right, you really don't know shit"

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

My sex life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a TV off ebay for just £1

The listing said that it worked perfectly except that the volume was stuck on full.

I thought to myself "I can't turn that down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to play the triangle in a Jamaican Reggae Orchestra, It was fun, I just had to stand at the back and ting.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

How do you get a fat bloke into bed?

Piece of cake....

And for balance;

How do you get a fat girl into bed?

Piece of cake.....

A gender interchangeable funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want to hear a joke about my pussy?

Oh, nevermind, you'll never get it. "

Story of my life that.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I was going to tell a joke about my penis....

But it’s far too long...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hired a cleaner today. Took her 15 hours to do the house. Turns out she was a slovac

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"How do you get a fat bloke into bed?

Piece of cake....

And for balance;

How do you get a fat girl into bed?

Piece of cake.....

A gender interchangeable funny.

Is that a case of having ones cake and eating it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to hear a joke about my pussy?

Oh, nevermind, you'll never get it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke says to his wife “ darling I have a problem@ she says “ sweetheart we have been married 20 years so it’s WE have a problem”. He again says “ no scrumptious I have a problem” again to reassure him she holds his hands looks him in the eyes and repeats “Darling it’s We it’s always us together We are one what’s wrong?”

He replies “we’ve got your sister pregnant”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloke says to his wife “ darling I have a problem” she says “ sweetheart we have been married 20 years so it’s WE have a problem”. He again says “ no scrumptious I have a problem” again to reassure him she holds his hands looks him in the eyes and repeats “Darling it’s We it’s always us together We are one what’s wrong?”

He replies “we’ve got your sister pregnant”

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Glasgow has just been twinned with Las Vegas as they are the two cities in the world you can pay for sex with chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning i went to a meeting for my premature ejaculation support group.......turns out it's tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was walking through the graveyard this morning and I saw a guy squatting down behind one of the gravestones with a pained expression on his face.

As I walked past I said "Morning".

To which he replied "No. Just having a shit".

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