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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() My work colleagues keep threatening to enter me but I reckon I'd have more luck at Married at First Sight ![]() | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() ![]() You have to send a video of yourself. Mine would be horrendous! | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() Definitely you should do it, you’d be hilarious and it would make brilliant tv. ![]() | |||
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"Yes do it, first dates hotel though then you get a nice break away to. Just finished watching that, they seem to pair up quite well xx" That's what made me think about it. I need to get a passport sorted for that one though | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() ![]() I'd be the fucker left with the bill after my date legged it through the bog window ![]() ![]() | |||
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"G’wan!! Do it!! What’s the worst that can happen? " I follow through and shart | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() I was just thinking the same thing , id be the thick sounding northerner | |||
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"G’wan!! Do it!! What’s the worst that can happen? I follow through and shart " ![]() | |||
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"I was about to comment then I realised I was thinking about naked attraction and not first dates ![]() ![]() Ha!! Yes, fab name dropping! | |||
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"Do you remember that couple that where on and ended up going to the torture garden after ![]() Nah I don't normally watch it to be honest, just catch it now and then, normally by accident | |||
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"How about that Naked Attraction one? ![]() I'd have a very short box! | |||
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"G’wan!! Do it!! What’s the worst that can happen? I follow through and shart ![]() You wanna see me pull a spud from trainspotting! | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() Guff ![]() | |||
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"And Peachy if you were on it I'd definitely watch it for the shits and grins ![]() There'd probably be both! | |||
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"G'waaaaaaan it'll be a laff ![]() It would be funny, even if it were cringeworthy funny! | |||
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"Let me know if you do! I personally couldn't think of anything worse. " Cow pats Lib, you just wanna know so you can apply too and pick me up buttercup | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() ![]() Brrrrp toot toot. | |||
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"Yes do it, first dates hotel though then you get a nice break away to. Just finished watching that, they seem to pair up quite well xx That's what made me think about it. I need to get a passport sorted for that one though " Have they said you can have one again then? ![]() | |||
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"Yes do it, first dates hotel though then you get a nice break away to. Just finished watching that, they seem to pair up quite well xx That's what made me think about it. I need to get a passport sorted for that one though Have they said you can have one again then? ![]() Not yet. I been looking for my old one but can't find it. It was only 13 years out of date. | |||
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"Go for it!!! It would actually be worth watching x" You think it would be acceptable to start a food fight? | |||
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"Go for it!!! It would actually be worth watching x You think it would be acceptable to start a food fight?" 100000% yes | |||
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"Do it, i reckon you'd get a career on that show girl. ![]() I think I should work there. | |||
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"Do it, i reckon you'd get a career on that show girl. ![]() Totally, you could greet them all instead of that french guy and just go to town on them. You'd need a box to stand on though. ![]() | |||
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"I'm not gonna buy you any pickled eggs on our date then ![]() Oh Alice, I'm not much of an egg fan anyway so it's all good. | |||
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"Do it, i reckon you'd get a career on that show girl. ![]() ![]() I have a spare beer crate knocking around the house that I use for an extra foot! | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() or Naked Attraction ? | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() I've done it, did the interview to camera and they found me a date. In the meantime I'd started seeing someone so I pulled out of the date. Wish I'd gone through with it now. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() Be harder to hide my farts on there though. | |||
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"I'm not gonna buy you any pickled eggs on our date then ![]() Nice one sister ![]() | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() ![]() ![]() Sods law ![]() | |||
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"Double dare ya ![]() On it like a car bonnet | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yup, me and my old fashioned honesty........ Twat. Mind you, I'd have had to check the menu, you know about my foodie issues. ... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Breadsticks? That'll do me. I'll probably drop slop down myself anyway. | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() just don't follow through | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() Dan wants me to, the rotter. | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() ![]() ![]() i knew this was someone on the forums but couldnt remember who | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm sure ignite was gonna go on too ya know. | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Breadsticks, one up each nostril obvs..... | |||
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"Go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on. Still chuckling to mesen about the woman from Tooting guffing on t.v.......now that's on t.v not guffing on a t.v,that's a total different thread. " I'm not even from Tooting, i just fart a lot. And now you mention it there's one TV that I do guff on on a regular basis. Not in a pervy way, just in a "alright fucknugget" way. I jump on her lap and pretend I want a hug then..... brrrrrrpppffftttt. I normally receive a slap and a titty twister as payback but it's worth it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on. Still chuckling to mesen about the woman from Tooting guffing on t.v.......now that's on t.v not guffing on a t.v,that's a total different thread. I'm not even from Tooting, i just fart a lot. And now you mention it there's one TV that I do guff on on a regular basis. Not in a pervy way, just in a "alright fucknugget" way. I jump on her lap and pretend I want a hug then..... brrrrrrpppffftttt. I normally receive a slap and a titty twister as payback but it's worth it ![]() ![]() Ahh the sneaky ninja style fart.like your style hun ![]() | |||
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"*Chants* Do it! Do it! " Yours would be easy to name drop ![]() | |||
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"Go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on. Still chuckling to mesen about the woman from Tooting guffing on t.v.......now that's on t.v not guffing on a t.v,that's a total different thread. I'm not even from Tooting, i just fart a lot. And now you mention it there's one TV that I do guff on on a regular basis. Not in a pervy way, just in a "alright fucknugget" way. I jump on her lap and pretend I want a hug then..... brrrrrrpppffftttt. I normally receive a slap and a titty twister as payback but it's worth it ![]() ![]() ![]() She never sees it coming which is what makes it all the more giggly | |||
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"Double dare ya ![]() My car bonnets always available for you ![]() | |||
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"*Chants* Do it! Do it! Yours would be easy to name drop ![]() Hahaha that actually made me laugh! ![]() | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go ![]() Yes do it!! ![]() | |||
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