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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go "My kind of date. | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go "My work colleagues keep threatening to enter me but I reckon I'd have more luck at Married at First Sight  | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go
My work colleagues keep threatening to enter me but I reckon I'd have more luck at Married at First Sight "You have to send a video of yourself. Mine would be horrendous! | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go "Definitely you should do it, you’d be hilarious and it would make brilliant tv. | |||
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"Yes do it, first dates hotel though then you get a nice break away to. Just finished watching that, they seem to pair up quite well xx" That's what made me think about it. I need to get a passport sorted for that one though | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go
Definitely you should do it, you’d be hilarious and it would make brilliant tv. "I'd be the fucker left with the bill after my date legged it through the bog window  | |||
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"G’wan!! Do it!! What’s the worst that can happen? " I follow through and shart | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go "I was just thinking the same thing , id be the thick sounding northerner | |||
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"G’wan!! Do it!! What’s the worst that can happen? I follow through and shart " that would be TV Gold and all the more reason to apply! | |||
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Do it and if you don't fancy your date either openly chat up your waiter or see how many fab members usernames you slip into conversation | |||
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"I was about to comment then I realised I was thinking about naked attraction and not first dates
Do it and if you don't fancy your date either openly chat up your waiter or see how many fab members usernames you slip into conversation "Ha!! Yes, fab name dropping! | |||
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"Do you remember that couple that where on and ended up going to the torture garden after "Nah I don't normally watch it to be honest, just catch it now and then, normally by accident | |||
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"How about that Naked Attraction one? "I'd have a very short box! | |||
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"G’wan!! Do it!! What’s the worst that can happen? I follow through and shart that would be TV Gold and all the more reason to apply! "You wanna see me pull a spud from trainspotting! | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go "Guff | |||
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"And Peachy if you were on it I'd definitely watch it for the shits and grins "There'd probably be both! | |||
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"G'waaaaaaan it'll be a laff "It would be funny, even if it were cringeworthy funny! | |||
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"Let me know if you do! I personally couldn't think of anything worse. " Cow pats Lib, you just wanna know so you can apply too and pick me up buttercup | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go
Guff "Brrrrp toot toot. | |||
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"Yes do it, first dates hotel though then you get a nice break away to. Just finished watching that, they seem to pair up quite well xx That's what made me think about it. I need to get a passport sorted for that one though " Have they said you can have one again then? | |||
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"Yes do it, first dates hotel though then you get a nice break away to. Just finished watching that, they seem to pair up quite well xx That's what made me think about it. I need to get a passport sorted for that one though Have they said you can have one again then? "Not yet. I been looking for my old one but can't find it. It was only 13 years out of date. | |||
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"Go for it!!! It would actually be worth watching x" You think it would be acceptable to start a food fight? | |||
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"Go for it!!! It would actually be worth watching x You think it would be acceptable to start a food fight?" 100000% yes | |||
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"Do it, i reckon you'd get a career on that show girl.  "I think I should work there. | |||
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"Do it, i reckon you'd get a career on that show girl.
I think I should work there. "Totally, you could greet them all instead of that french guy and just go to town on them. You'd need a box to stand on though. | |||
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"I'm not gonna buy you any pickled eggs on our date then "Oh Alice, I'm not much of an egg fan anyway so it's all good. | |||
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"Do it, i reckon you'd get a career on that show girl.
I think I should work there.
Totally, you could greet them all instead of that french guy and just go to town on them. You'd need a box to stand on though. "I have a spare beer crate knocking around the house that I use for an extra foot! | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go "or Naked Attraction ? | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go "I've done it, did the interview to camera and they found me a date. In the meantime I'd started seeing someone so I pulled out of the date. Wish I'd gone through with it now. 
I did think the other day I might mail the researcher and say can we try again, it didn't work out..... | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go
or Naked Attraction ?"Be harder to hide my farts on there though. | |||
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"I'm not gonna buy you any pickled eggs on our date then
Oh Alice, I'm not much of an egg fan anyway so it's all good."Nice one sister  | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go
I've done it, did the interview to camera and they found me a date.
In the meantime I'd started seeing someone so I pulled out of the date.
Wish I'd gone through with it now.
I did think the other day I might mail the researcher and say can we try again, it didn't work out....."Sods law 
Fuck it eh. | |||
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"Double dare ya "On it like a car bonnet | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go
I've done it, did the interview to camera and they found me a date.
In the meantime I'd started seeing someone so I pulled out of the date.
Wish I'd gone through with it now.
I did think the other day I might mail the researcher and say can we try again, it didn't work out.....
Sods law
Fuck it eh. "Yup, me and my old fashioned honesty........ Twat. Mind you, I'd have had to check the menu, you know about my foodie issues. ... | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go
I've done it, did the interview to camera and they found me a date.
In the meantime I'd started seeing someone so I pulled out of the date.
Wish I'd gone through with it now.
I did think the other day I might mail the researcher and say can we try again, it didn't work out.....
Sods law
Fuck it eh.
Yup, me and my old fashioned honesty........
Twat.
Mind you, I'd have had to check the menu, you know about my foodie issues. ... "Breadsticks? That'll do me. I'll probably drop slop down myself anyway. | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go "just don't follow through | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go just don't follow through"Dan wants me to, the rotter. | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go
I've done it, did the interview to camera and they found me a date.
In the meantime I'd started seeing someone so I pulled out of the date.
Wish I'd gone through with it now.
I did think the other day I might mail the researcher and say can we try again, it didn't work out....."i knew this was someone on the forums but couldnt remember who | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go
I've done it, did the interview to camera and they found me a date.
In the meantime I'd started seeing someone so I pulled out of the date.
Wish I'd gone through with it now.
I did think the other day I might mail the researcher and say can we try again, it didn't work out.....i knew this was someone on the forums but couldnt remember who"I'm sure ignite was gonna go on too ya know. | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go
I've done it, did the interview to camera and they found me a date.
In the meantime I'd started seeing someone so I pulled out of the date.
Wish I'd gone through with it now.
I did think the other day I might mail the researcher and say can we try again, it didn't work out.....
Sods law
Fuck it eh.
Yup, me and my old fashioned honesty........
Twat.
Mind you, I'd have had to check the menu, you know about my foodie issues. ...
Breadsticks? That'll do me.
I'll probably drop slop down myself anyway. "Breadsticks, one up each nostril obvs..... | |||
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"Go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on. Still chuckling to mesen about the woman from Tooting guffing on t.v.......now that's on t.v not guffing on a t.v,that's a total different thread. " I'm not even from Tooting, i just fart a lot. And now you mention it there's one TV that I do guff on on a regular basis. Not in a pervy way, just in a "alright fucknugget" way. I jump on her lap and pretend I want a hug then..... brrrrrrpppffftttt. I normally receive a slap and a titty twister as payback but it's worth it | |||
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"Go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on. Still chuckling to mesen about the woman from Tooting guffing on t.v.......now that's on t.v not guffing on a t.v,that's a total different thread. I'm not even from Tooting, i just fart a lot. And now you mention it there's one TV that I do guff on on a regular basis. Not in a pervy way, just in a "alright fucknugget" way. I jump on her lap and pretend I want a hug then..... brrrrrrpppffftttt. I normally receive a slap and a titty twister as payback but it's worth it "Ahh the sneaky ninja style fart.like your style hun | |||
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"*Chants* Do it! Do it! " Yours would be easy to name drop | |||
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"Go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on. Still chuckling to mesen about the woman from Tooting guffing on t.v.......now that's on t.v not guffing on a t.v,that's a total different thread. I'm not even from Tooting, i just fart a lot. And now you mention it there's one TV that I do guff on on a regular basis. Not in a pervy way, just in a "alright fucknugget" way. I jump on her lap and pretend I want a hug then..... brrrrrrpppffftttt. I normally receive a slap and a titty twister as payback but it's worth it
Ahh the sneaky ninja style fart.like your style hun "She never sees it coming which is what makes it all the more giggly | |||
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On it like a car bonnet "My car bonnets always available for you | |||
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"*Chants* Do it! Do it! Yours would be easy to name drop "Hahaha that actually made me laugh! | |||
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"Apply for first dates... If anything I reckon I'll be funny as fuck. I reckon I'd more than likely be the person that swears the most, ever. And probably the first to let a huge guff go "Yes do it!! | |||
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